Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[fire raptor]

Granted,As Jimmy Buffet says it,s 5 o,clock some where. So I wish I had a shot of Patron.

[Peelz]

Granted, but your mouth has been wired shut.


I wish I had a big mug o' beer.

[fire raptor]

Granted,But mugo beer is the fat german chick that lives in the ally. I wish i had some wire cutters.

[Peelz]

^ good one!

Granted, but victoria's secret isn't locked, you can walk right in. Don't be ashamed.


I wish I wasn't running out of wish ideas

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You now think like Charlie Manson, and you're full of ideas and extra personalities.

I wish I could have spent more time on the forum today.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but you get arrested for sharing illegal porn.

I wish the last 15 minutes work would go quick.

[LittleBuddha]

did somebody say porn?

[Peelz]

did somebody say porn?

DId you forget where you were. There is always somebody saying porn at any given moment. 

[LittleBuddha]

did somebody say porn?

DId you forget where you were. There is always somebody saying porn at any given moment. 

My wife had to have a sisterly talk with her younger sister.  It seems the younger sister had a problem with her boyfriend watching porn but my wife straightened her out.   

[Flynbyu]

Granted, your 15 minutes goes by faster than on of your sexual experiences. You last a 28 seconds.

I wish Thursday would hurry and get here.

~Brian

[Out Back Welding]

granted,but its 1000 thursdays later, and now your vet has 10k miles on it

i wish i could think of a good wish

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but you only get 1 in your lifetime.

I wish I could go on an Alaskan cruise!

[NaturalRaptor]

Granted but it is a cruise on the Northwestern crab fishing!     I wish I was done with school already. 

[robkd]

granted but then you realize special ed won't get you anywhere in life.........i wish for a three legged circus midget to ride with

[Peelz]

Granted, "wastednuts" arrives at your door to ride. 


I wish it was Saturday. GOing riding.