Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[fire raptor]

Granted,Saturday turns into splatterday when you crash. I wish I get a good nights sleep.

[NaturalRaptor]

Granted but it will be the last good sleep you will ever get. I wish I did not have worthless contractors working for me!

[BRAD]

Granted.  But that means you are a worthless boss.



I wish classes would hurry up and get over with today

[Flynbyu]

Granted. Now you have a shitload of homework.

I wish I could wake up!

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, doorbell rings, Peels at your service. 


I wish Spring was actually here.

[fire raptor]

Granted, Spring Weather is a stripper you got pregnant years ago and she shows up with 4 little quads all named peels. I am going to get my tax return done. I wish it to be a large return.

[Peelz]

ERMAHGERD fire, I just peed a little.


Granted, but you get arrested for fraud, and they keep it.

I wish I could go outside.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but it's cold and you're naked.

I wish I could go to lunch now.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Granted. You find your lunch stolen.



I wish life wasn't so hard.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. Now certain parts of your job are hard as you become a fluffer.

I wish people would just shut the f*ck up around me.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Granted. Chopper Ried comes on and tells you to "Harden the f*ck up"

"This man's name is brian... He hasn't posted a burn out vid of the corvette yet...... Harden the f*ck up Brian"




I wish I had enough money.

[Flynbyu]

 

+1

Granted. You are now so wealthy, people bug the shit out of you for money.

I wish I could live in Australia in the winter here, and stay here for summers.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Granted.. But your house burns down due to wild fires...



I wish I could move to australia for a bit. 

(I think we might)

[Peelz]

Granted, but the aborigines come back and overthrow the gov't. Anybody who can't play the didgeridoo or therow a boomerang is instantly executed.

I wish I could move there too.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You swim in the ocean and get stung by Irukandji.

I wish I had more steak tacos with a Dos Equis.

~Brian