Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[fire raptor]

Granted, watch a Halle Berry movie that will give you somthing to wish for. I wish for a big tax return.

[Danny T]

granted, but than the irs says you owe them 20k for filing false taxes 6.5 years ago.

i wish to bang every hot chick on demand.

[Peelz]

Granted, but you are the first documented case of having every single STD known to medical science...your peepee falls off.

I wish my kid's terrible 2's would pass already.

[Oilfield_Mafia]

granted, but then other parents like me inform you that the terrible 2's are just a precursor to the more Terrible 3's!

I wish I could win a online spending spree for Raptor Parts.

[fire raptor]

Granted,But! all your parts are orders from Rich!! I wish I had not said thAT.

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted.. but instead of saying it, its broadcasted across the interwebs..

I wish I knew who Rich was..

[Peelz]

Granted, you find out he's the guy who's been banging your wife while you were out playing in the oilfields.   


I wish I was not at work today.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. Work calls you and tells you to come in at 12:01 a.m. Tuesday morning.

I wish this crackhead would leave the show room.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, ten mullets show up in his place with tax returns.


I wish I could take a vacation right now.

[fire raptor]

Granted,BUT it is at a Habitat for Humanity build and your the painter. I wish I could go SOMEWHERE any where , where it is not raining.

[Peelz]

Granted, you are in San Quentin penintentiary.


I wish people would quit bitchin'

[Krandall]

Granted. Now you have women all PMS'ing.

I wish my co-workers weren't worthless.

[Peelz]

Granted, but now you don't look as good to management.

I wish it would stay this warm.

[BRAD]

Granted.  But your in Hell.


I wish I had a new Raptor

[Peelz]

Granted, but it's a 50.

I wish the clock would turn faster.