Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted but now you have to sit in traffic for 4 hours due to an accident.

I wish I hadn't googled  the word felch.   

[Peelz]

Granted, you googled Goatse instead.


I wish I would never get sick.

[fire raptor]

Granted, quit felching. I wish I could eat every thing and not get fat.

[Danny T]

granted, you get uglier instead.

i wish there were trails in my backyard so i could ride everyday

[Krandall]

Granted. But every rider other than you rides the 700XX and thinks its the most BA machine!

I wish time would slow down on the weekends(they go by to fast)

[fire raptor]

Granted, they are snail trails.get a toy Raptor. I wish i could quit farting at the wrong place at the wrong time.

[Segkast]

Granted, but you know piss yourself in the wrong place, at the wrong time  all the time 

I wish my Raptor was finished being built already.....   

[Krandall]

Granted. You're Raptor 700 is ready for pickup @ the dealership


I wish the snow would melt. Ready for some summer ridin.

[fire raptor]

Granted, but it is all yellow snow and now it smells like the mens restroom at a baseball game. I wish I could quit pissing my self every where I go.

[Peelz]

Granted, but now you poop your pants continuously.



I wish I could take a nap.

[Krandall]

Granted, but you find yourself napping w/ a tranny..


I wish that we don't get the freezing rain they are talking about tonight.

[Peelz]

Granted, you get a tornado.


I wish it wasn't going to get cold.

[fire raptor]

Granted, but your penis still shrinks. I wish I could have a wish that one of you would not screw up.

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted, but you screw it up..


I wish I had a new can of skoal here so I didnt have to go to the store.

[Peelz]

Granted, but you come back with an unremovable mullet a'la' Joe DIrt.



I wish it was 5:00.