Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Ok ya'll, Im gonna start another forum game called Corrupt-a-Wish.. It goes like this:

1st poster :

I wish I had a new truck

2nd poster:

Granted, but its hot wheels truck

I wish I had more wishes

3rd poster:

Granted, but none of your other wishes will come true.

I wish I had a milion dollars..



and so on and so forth..


The point is to grant the previous posters wish, but you put a stipulation in it, to where they wouldnt want the wish anyways.. It can get pretty fun.

Lets give it a Try whadda ya say?

[Oilfield_Mafia]

I'll start..



I wish I could get paid ALOT of money to ride my Raptor .

[Krandall]

Granted. But you have to do it naked w/ Socal behind you..



I wish I had more money.

[socalrappy700]

Granted, but you have to spend it all on a transvestite hooker.  Wait, that didn't corrupt your wish.


I wish my house was finished.

[Oilfield_Mafia]

granted, but its a gingerbread house

I wish it wasnt cold here

[Krandall]

Granted. Welcome to Hell...

I wish I didn't have to work with idiots.

[BRAD]

Granted,  But then you would be out of a job.




I wish I was finished with college

[Krandall]

Granted. But Clown School doens't get you far.



I wish I had a house.

[BRAD]

Granted.  But you have to live with SoCal




I wish it would hurry up and get to Summer

[Krandall]

Granted. BUT.. Mosquito Infestation...

I wish I could have winter one day and summer the next.

[Peelz]

Granted,

but then, the thong you wear would go out of style every other day.

I wish I had the big 3.

[Krandall]

Granted.. But your still slower than everyone here


I wish I had something good for lunch.

[Peelz]

Granted, but nobody is serving poutine, you sicko!

I wish my house was paid for.

[socalrappy700]

Granted, but your wife takes it away in a divorce.

I wish I had some tums.

[Peelz]

Granted, but Tums won't cure the burning sensation when you pee.

I wish it would warm up today.