Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[BRAD]

Granted. But they give you the shits


I wish my professor would shut up

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you find out your professor is your cousin and you become highly arroused.

I wish I could make this kid that is crying on the showroom shut up.

~Brian

[BRAD]

Granted you throw a shoe at him


I wish I knew what my professor was talkin about

[Out Back Welding]

granted, but u lose all common sence

i wish it wasnt raining

[Peelz]

Granted, it is hailing the size of softballs, and you don't carry that insurance.

I wish I had something better to do.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You know educate those who misspell things on the forum full time.

I wish I had some Life Savers.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but they are ass-flavored.


I wish I was invincible.

[Krandall]

Granted. But people can hear your teeth falling out... They know where you are.



I wish I could have a better work computer chair.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You get a new chair, but your cubicle gets taller, and people keep saying" They're coming to take me away" everytime they hear a siren. Oh wait, that already happens.



I wish I had some ice cream.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, but it melts all over your pants.

I wish I had some Scotch Whiskey.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, and you fill your "Oops I Crapped My Pants" undergarment.

I wish I had a sip of Appleton Rum.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Granted. You get a new chair, but your cubicle gets taller, and people keep saying" They're coming to take me away" everytime they hear a siren. Oh wait, that already happens.



I wish I had some ice cream.

~Brian

Granted... You get a sip, Everyone else gets a glass.

I wish beer was okay to have at work.

[Peelz]

Brian, can't think of anything bad to say there.   Rum sounds good.

oh and +1 for using "irukandji" in a post    

[Flynbyu]

This is sitting in the freezer at home.

My favorite...Appleton Estate.

Irukandji. Because Box jellyfish sounds like Vagina jellyfish.



Okay, I wish I had some box and rum.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, the rum is sour, and the box is actually Erich's A$$.


I wish it was socially acceptable to wear diapers and $hit your pants.