Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[NaturalRaptor]

Granted, but the company moves to Mexico!

I wish for a beer already!

[Out Back Welding]

granted....but turns out its bitter

i wish i had x-ray vision

[robkd]

granted but it only works on dudes.......i wish i was not so cool sometimes

[fire raptor]

Granted, do not lose any sleep on that one. I wish there were more desert riders on thid forum.

[Out Back Welding]

granted, but they are all 10 yrs old

i wish i got paid twice as much at work and only had to work half as much.

[Segkast]

Granted. Welcome to the wonderful world of the Horse Ejaculate Technician.



Wish my wife would shut up..... 

[Danny T]

granted, you never get a blow job again!

i wish more girls would open up!!!! hahahaha

[fire raptor]

Granted,open up their purse and pull out a stun gun and zap your horney butt. I wish??

[Krandall]

you couldn't think of a wish.. GRANTED. You fall down the stairs.



I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You spend the day at home cleaning house.

I wish I would have got some sleep last night. Tornado warnings  .

~Brian

[Krandall]

Granted. Erich slipped some ruphies in your drink last night.. you wake up w/ your butt hurting.


I wish stupid people weren't allowed to drive.

[double06]

Granted, now they are on bikes.




I wish I had a full size, real, baja boat!

[Krandall]

Granted..  A Boat doesn't do well on sand in the Baja....




I wish I was a columbian drug dealer! (Movie: Blow)

[Peelz]

Granted, do you need any pointers? 

"I wish I was a balla" 

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you're a dyslexic baller, and misspell shit everytime you type.

I wish I could log on to Sirius!

~Brian