Post some good jokes here!!!!

[ThisGuyAlex]

nice.....

[RR34]

did you guys see this one?


got a good one here:  (if it is offensive I'll remove it) insert favorite forum members names

RR34 and Kyledvor were riding their yfz's in the Cali desert, then they got lost, and ran out of gas. So, they left their quads and walked for a few hours until they came upon a Railroad track. So they figured "let's each go one way and one of us has to eventually find a town" so, they split ways. Kyledvor, after walking  all night, finally finds a town and catches a ride to go back for RR34. They finally find him... in good spirits, still walking. He says "you'll never believe what happened, I met this gorgeous woman, and we had sex all night." "Really", says kyledvor, "what did you do"? "man, we did everything", replies RR34. "well, did you have oral sex?" asks kyledvor. RR34 says: "well, no, I never did find her head"

RR's recent "adventures" made him the perfect candidate for this one.  That, and they ride yfz's.

[ThisGuyAlex]

so i'm driving home way past drunk....sitting shotgun buddy's driving.....like i said we're shitfaced....he ends up getting pulled over by a cop while driving the wrong way down a one way street......the cop's trying to explain this all to him and he'sstill not quite able to grasp the concept of the one way street when he says to my buddy didn't you see the the arrow?   his response: the arrow? i didn't even see the fucking indian!!!!     ......he ended laughing so hard he let us go........... true story........

[Peelz]

so i'm driving home way past drunk....sitting shotgun buddy's driving.....like i said we're shitfaced....he ends up getting pulled over by a cop while driving the wrong way down a one way street......the cop's trying to explain this all to him and he'sstill not quite able to grasp the concept of the one way street when he says to my buddy didn't you see the the arrow?   his response: the arrow? i didn't even see the fucking indian!!!!     ......he ended laughing so hard he let us go........... true story........

[LittleBuddha]

First Time Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.  He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.  At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.  The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.


That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.  10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

[Peelz]

good one 

[RR34]

 

holy shit that would suck

[Colorado700R]

 

Thats awesome 

[dick-84]

That would suck so bad! But i would have to start cracking up when i seen him.

[Colorado700R]

He should said (In his best beetlguise voice)  "I cum come for your daughter" 

[LittleBuddha]

He should said (In his best beetlguise voice)  "I cum come for your daughter" 

Mmmmmmmmm young Winona Ryder.   

[Colorado700R]

He should said (In his best beetlguise voice)  "I cum come for your daughter" 

Mmmmmmmmm young Winona Ryder.   

Then she stole shit, and it only made her hotter 

[LittleBuddha]

He should said (In his best beetlguise voice)  "I cum come for your daughter" 

Mmmmmmmmm young Winona Ryder.   

Then she stole shit, and it only made her hotter 

She could steal my chin yogurt and I'd be totally ok with it.   

[who else but rk]

  chin yogurt

[RR34]

chin yogurt, i eat that for breakfast