New Words for 2008

[Colorado700R]

It's okay Peels. He doesn't know any better.

backwards-a$$ hemisphere! go flush the toilet and tell me which way it spins j/k

The only reason you know is becuase the cops keep flushing your "stash" Peels.

[Peelz]

It's okay Peels. He doesn't know any better.

backwards-a$$ hemisphere! go flush the toilet and tell me which way it spins j/k

The only reason you know is becuase the cops keep flushing your "stash" Peels.

  did I make you angry Colorado. Do you live in Boulder and drive a subaru?

[Krandall]

He's a san fran wanna be. Drivin the prius w/ the rainbo sticker on the back. :fruity:

[Colorado700R]

It's okay Peels. He doesn't know any better.

backwards-a$$ hemisphere! go flush the toilet and tell me which way it spins j/k

The only reason you know is becuase the cops keep flushing your "stash" Peels.

  did I make you angry Colorado. Do you live in Boulder and drive a subaru?

Hell no!!

I'm a hippie-aphobic, I make sure to pollute extra so know gets confused 

[Peelz]

It's okay Peels. He doesn't know any better.

backwards-a$$ hemisphere! go flush the toilet and tell me which way it spins j/k

The only reason you know is becuase the cops keep flushing your "stash" Peels.

  did I make you angry Colorado. Do you live in Boulder and drive a subaru?

Hell no!!

I'm a hippie-aphobic, I make sure to pollute extra so know gets confused 

dumping random chemicals in the rivers, never airing up your tires, make sure your truck runs really rich and short a cylinder. Then we know your political alignment. j/k don't wanna start that argument.

[Colorado700R]

It's okay Peels. He doesn't know any better.

backwards-a$$ hemisphere! go flush the toilet and tell me which way it spins j/k

The only reason you know is becuase the cops keep flushing your "stash" Peels.

  did I make you angry Colorado. Do you live in Boulder and drive a subaru?

Hell no!!

I'm a hippie-aphobic, I make sure to pollute extra so know gets confused 

dumping random chemicals in the rivers, never airing up your tires, make sure your truck runs really rich and short a cylinder. Then we know your political alignment. j/k don't wanna start that argument.

and I use non-recycled toilet paper..........the Horror 

[Peelz]

film at eleven!
at least you wipe your a$$, I guess. 

[NaturalRaptor]

What you ride is how you F ck!!

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Mr Ducati -loves himself and is rough and annoying - will spend the whole time watching himself in the mirror
Mr Honda - plain and boring but reliable - missionary only
Mr Yamaha - Wannabe Rossi but really a 2 pump chump
Mr Kawasaki - Believes he was once awesome in bed but now has doubts
Mr Hyosung – Gay
Mr Vespa/scooter - Metro sexual
Mr Buell - Strong but embarrassed - probably a good root but will try and jam it in your arse
Mr Harley-Loves prison sex
Mr KTM - Loose, wild and hang the F ck on - well for 30 seconds at least cause he'll crash and burn
Mr MV Augusta - likes strange and contorted positions
Mr Triumph - premature ejaculator
Mr Moto Guzzi - will root you in a sideways motion - kinda works but just annoying
Mr Bimota - greasy, ugly and a last resort - you'll have to burn the sheets afterwards too
Mr BMW - needs viagra
Mr Suzuki - absolute sex GERD and not for the faint hearted...

The Harley line maybe true around here with all of the Banditos that stir stuff up!  :grin_nod:

[Colorado700R]

film at eleven!
at least you wipe your a$$, I guess. 

with "Free Tibet" stickers  :grin_nod:

JK


Aaron

[Peelz]

film at eleven!
at least you wipe your a$$, I guess. 

with "Free Tibet" stickers  :grin_nod:

JK


Aaron

ba dum-crish!  Im cryin' over here.

[dragonz]

 

"Mr Yamaha - Wannabe Rossi but really a 2 pump chump"

sure picked a bad place to post that one.

and WTF!....

"Mr Suzuki - absolute sex GERD and not for the faint hearted..."

Figured I'd prod a few ribs with that one!!
This pertains to road-bikes of course (I have a Suzi TL1000S), but in the case of Quads it is different for sure!
660 Riders are gods hung like horses, men fear them, & women revere them!

700 riders need an injection to keep up!!

& when I flush the toilet ithe water goes down not round & round!
We got hippies like you too

[Peelz]

 

[Colorado700R]

Peels playing "Myth Buster"



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[Krandall]

Figured I'd prod a few ribs with that one!!
This pertains to road-bikes of course (I have a Suzi TL1000S), but in the case of Quads it is different for sure!
660 Riders are gods hung like horses, men fear them, & women revere them!

700 riders need an injection to keep up!!

& when I flush the toilet ithe water goes down not round & round!
We got hippies like you too

Whoa Whoa Whoa...... Settle down here....


I believe you got those 2 backwards sir..

[dragonz]

Figured I'd prod a few ribs with that one!!
This pertains to road-bikes of course (I have a Suzi TL1000S), but in the case of Quads it is different for sure!
660 Riders are gods hung like horses, men fear them, & women revere them!

700 riders need an injection to keep up!!

& when I flush the toilet ithe water goes down not round & round!
We got hippies like you too

Whoa Whoa Whoa...... Settle down here....


I believe you got those 2 backwards sir..

Bring it!!
If you bring your 700 to my beach & whip my ass, I'll shout the beers & acknowledge your bikes superiority with pleasure!
Just love winding you yanks up