New Words for 2008

[Krandall]

Figured I'd prod a few ribs with that one!!
This pertains to road-bikes of course (I have a Suzi TL1000S), but in the case of Quads it is different for sure!
660 Riders are gods hung like horses, men fear them, & women revere them!

700 riders need an injection to keep up!!

& when I flush the toilet ithe water goes down not round & round!
We got hippies like you too

Whoa Whoa Whoa...... Settle down here....


I believe you got those 2 backwards sir..

Bring it!!
If you bring your 700 to my beach & whip my ass, I'll shout the beers & acknowledge your bikes superiority with pleasure!
Just love winding you yanks up

Deal.

But you have to cover shipping for the quad. 

[dragonz]

Figured I'd prod a few ribs with that one!!
This pertains to road-bikes of course (I have a Suzi TL1000S), but in the case of Quads it is different for sure!
660 Riders are gods hung like horses, men fear them, & women revere them!

700 riders need an injection to keep up!!

& when I flush the toilet ithe water goes down not round & round!
We got hippies like you too

Whoa Whoa Whoa...... Settle down here....


I believe you got those 2 backwards sir..

Bring it!!
If you bring your 700 to my beach & whip my ass, I'll shout the beers & acknowledge your bikes superiority with pleasure!
Just love winding you yanks up

Deal.

But you have to cover shipping for the quad. 

Sorry that wasn't part of my offer, but I could certainly offer accommodation, & some pretty decent tourism suggestions (both bike & non-bike related) for the rest of your stay.
I have travelled most of NZ at one time or other, & can certainly reccommend this country as a "must-do" place to visit.

[Krandall]

I agree. While I was in Australia. My wifes sister made it to NZ. She did Glacier Hiking and Bungee Jumping.. And a few other things, I'm not sure what parts of NZ she was in, but nothing but beautiful pics.

[dragonz]

I agree. While I was in Australia. My wifes sister made it to NZ. She did Glacier Hiking and Bungee Jumping.. And a few other things, I'm not sure what parts of NZ she was in, but nothing but beautiful pics.

She would have Bungee Jumped in Queenstown, & the glacier hiking would have been on the west coast, either Fox or Franz Joseph.
Went to Fox 2 weeks ago for a drive (have been working on a project down this way)

[dragonz]

Little Johnny watched the science teacher

start the experiment with the worms.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.



The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.


After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

The third worm in sperm - dead.

The fourth worm in soil - alive.



So the Science teacher asked the class -

"What can you learn from this experiment?"



Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex,

you won't have worms!

[dragonz]

I gotta split, work awaits

Later Ho's

[Krandall]

I gotta split, work awaits

Later Ho's

Later Phil!




LOL to the last joke!

[Flynbyu]

I gotta split, work awaits

Later Ho's

Be careful out there.

~Brian

[dragonz]

I am stuck!
The mountain passes back to Christchurch to the airport are all closed!

Wanted to get home today, but I can't!

[Peelz]

I am stuck!
The mountain passes back to Christchurch to the airport are all closed!

Wanted to get home today, but I can't!

from NZ...You like rugby?  NZ is the the all blacks, right?. But...some of them look pretty white.      Makes american football look like a sock-hop.

[Bert]

I am stuck!
The mountain passes back to Christchurch to the airport are all closed!

Wanted to get home today, but I can't!

Blizzard?

[dragonz]

I am stuck!
The mountain passes back to Christchurch to the airport are all closed!

Wanted to get home today, but I can't!

from NZ...You like rugby?  NZ is the the all blacks, right?. But...some of them look pretty white.      Makes american football look like a sock-hop.

It's all about the BLACK Jersey!
Big game tonight against the South African Springboks.

An awesome game, I've had too many injuries to play any more (& I'm getting old & fat) but brilliant to watch.

Have you ever seen the Haka they do before each Game?
Totally awesome!
There are 2 different ones they do, dependant on the opposition etc, but both are brilliant
Ka Mate isthe traditional one, & they have a new one Kapo O Pango.
Give ya chills down your spine to watch!

http://www.allblacks.com

is the official website

[Peelz]

I was just watching this morning. Gettin a free sports channel today, I guess. It was 5-0 NZ when we had to go out. Brutal sport. I hear ya on the too much older and fatter to play.

[SandDragon]

I would like to add... REDONKULOUS.  This is something someone says/does that is so rediculous, it makes them look like such an ass that the whole situation is REDONKULOUS!!!  LOL

Praire dogging is also a phrase to refer to when a poopy is real close to happening. 

[Krandall]

The Haka is awesome. My wifes bro got to see them play and taped the haka. i'll see if I can find it, pretty sweet and VERY intimidating.