Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

[Colorado700R]

Since we're in a ranting mood...


When dafuq did I become 65 or older?

Seems like all the ads on the TV shows I watch are for senior citizens! I can't watch the history channel for 5 minutes with out some douche going on about how reverse mortgages might be a good idea for me, or Wilfred Brimely telling me about my diabetus, or how gold is the only invest worth anything and the timelife mint is here to help!

I mean WTF? I can't be intrested in history or science if I'm not a pensioner?  I get the NASCAR stuff, point taken, but dammit I'm watching "How the Universe Works" and I gaurentee none of my bible thumping elders will even turn it on unless it's a 15 Second spot that says "JEEEZUS....next subject!"

[Peelz]

I think what were saying here....


is we watch old people tv. 

right there with ya

[Krandall]

Incensitive. Who cares what it's for.. Ther'es no free runs out there. quit being an old crotchety bitch.

[Peelz]

Incensitive. Who cares what it's for.. Ther'es no free runs out there. quit being an old crotchety bitch.

gtfo!

WHAT? ME? I'm Insensitive?

dont forget to turn off your oven Adolph Jr. 

[Colorado700R]

Randy is extremely Sensitive.






When he pays his gas bill

[Krandall]

Incensitive. Who cares what it's for.. Ther'es no free runs out there. quit being an old crotchety bitch.

gtfo!

WHAT? ME? I'm Insensitive?

dont forget to turn off your oven Adolph Jr. 

[Krandall]

Reading a thread here: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1emg7a/parents_of_reddit_how_much_of_your_childs_secret/
Parents of Reddit: How much of your child's 'secret life' do you actually know about ? sneaking out, masturbation, drugs etc ?


My old man sat me down for a very frank conversation once about science. I sat there bewildered because I thought I was in trouble but he went on and on about how he was impressed with my grades, I was "growing up well", smart but not smart enough when it came to life.
He proceeded to pour orange juice in a glass and said, "This needs some ice".
He came back from the kitchen with a bottle of vodka he kept in the freezer. He pointed to the large mass of ice inside the bottle and the 1/4 cup of Vodka at the bottom. He asked me how we get the frozen alcohol out.
I said to him, "Dad, alcohol doesn't freeze".
He replied with, "See you're smart at science, dumb in life. Stop stealing vodka and pouring water in to fool me."
Grounded for a month.

[Peelz]

 

"you're smart at science, dumb in life. Stop stealing vodka and pouring water in to fool me"

[Peelz]

"You can't cover up the smell of pot with Adidas Cologne and Altoids"



truer words have never been spoken 

[Krandall]

So funny, cuz in high school, that's what ALLLL the pot smokers did Adidas lololololl

[Peelz]

wish you would have never shown me that reddit site...never used it before...

hilarious...and time consuming 

[Krandall]

wish you would have never shown me that reddit site...never used it before...

hilarious...and time consuming 

you're most welcome sir.

[Krandall]

if you're a fan of math, a really cool article on prime numbers


Unknown Mathematician Proves Elusive Property of Prime Numbers
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/05/twin-primes/2/

[Krandall]

"One item every man should have..."


A beard. They are the male equivalent of breasts. It's rude to touch without asking. It's rude to stare at them while conversing. Men will buy you drinks in a bar just for having them. The bigger they are, the more people notice.

[Peelz]

"One item every man should have..."


A beard. They are the male equivalent of breasts. It's rude to touch without asking. It's rude to stare at them while conversing. Men will buy you drinks in a bar just for having them. The bigger they are, the more people notice.

I can't grow either...