Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

[Krandall]

bet you could grow breasts

ask MD.

[Peelz]

bet you could grow breasts

ask MD.

man teeties!!!!!!   

[BLU700R]

There once was a man from Matrass whos balls were made of fine brass. But when in stormy weather his balls clanged together and sparks flew out of his ass....

[Krandall]

I don't think brass makes sparks...

Brass and Bronze for that matter. 

[BLU700R]

it sparks just fine out of my gun yah ass.. LOL

[Krandall]

bbetta check yo facts before you  make up stories.

[BLU700R]

Note (Fine Brass).... Maybe theres just something about this special brass... LOL

[Peelz]

is it weird that I dont find anything strange about that conversation?

metal objects in rectum is the norm I guess. 

[dragonz]

random whore alert

[Krandall]

so much of me wants to click that.... damn you work

[BLU700R]

I would do a number of terrible things to that

[Peelz]

so my boy just turned 10, got some $ for his bday. and a gamestop gift cert. He went with momma and bought Halo 3( yes I ok'd it.

just called me at work, and said "dad, when you get home, can we have Halo night?"

got that from Big baNg theory...

love my kids....kinda excited...havent played a halo game since before he was born

[Peelz]

I enjoyed the game...played coop...

havent played a 1p shooter, really, since about 2001 ish...the FIRST halo...

Aidan got into it.... blastin aliens...little violent yet for a 10 yr old, but fun all the same. 

[Colorado700R]

always enjoyed Halo. Co-op and local multiplayer was always fun. Maybe becuase the bad guys don't look like real people, but it never gave me any problems. 

[Peelz]

always enjoyed Halo. Co-op and local multiplayer was always fun. Maybe becuase the bad guys don't look like real people, but it never gave me any problems. 

yeah...

it never seemed "real" AND, you are protecting humans FROM phony aliens.. so the concept is cool.

Aidan has a pretty good grasp on what is real and fake...so Ill let him play...supervised.

oh there's a gun you steal from aliens...that shoots pink lasers... has pink crystals on it. He named it the "gay gun"