Kids say the damndest things....

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Lady4Fiddy

#150
May 20, 2011, 11:35:26 AM
So today my son is telling me that he can whistle so loud that it would make our house crumble. I tell him he is crazy and he says "Crazy?! I am not a woman, Mom!!!"

:rofl: At least he knows this early on instead of finding out the hard way! :lol:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Colorado700R

#151
May 20, 2011, 11:36:59 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where does he hear such things ???

:rofl:

Peelz

#152
May 27, 2011, 09:18:51 AM
Aidan is learning about the art of using words in the correct context right now, he's 7.

Dad...why do people use the b-word alot, what does it really mean? SO I explain it means female dog.

he pauses and thinks for a second.... then with a giant shit-eating grin on his face he says: "so....then our dog was a BITCH!!!!!????, what if a girl dressed up as dog, is she a bitch too?" then just looks at me with this "got you sucka" look on his face....

he did....he got me...I couldn't beat his ass...he used correct context :rofl: then his little brother starts sayin it

jeebus help me.  :help:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

Colorado700R

#153
May 27, 2011, 09:23:28 AM
:lol:  Nice!

Krandall

#154
May 27, 2011, 09:50:01 AM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on May 27, 2011, 09:18:51 AM
Aidan is learning about the art of using words in the correct context right now, he's 7.

Dad...why do people use the b-word alot, what does it really mean? SO I explain it means female dog.

he pauses and thinks for a second.... then with a giant shit-eating grin on his face he says: "so....then our dog was a BITCH!!!!!????, what if a girl dressed up as dog, is she a bitch too?" then just looks at me with this "got you sucka" look on his face....

he did....he got me...I couldn't beat his ass...he used correct context :rofl: then his little brother starts sayin it

jeebus help me.  :help:



:rofl:


ERMAHGERD!!!!!!!!!!

7yr old - 1
Dad - 0


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Lady4Fiddy

#155
May 27, 2011, 10:05:55 AM
 :rofl:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Peelz

#156
June 09, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
Aidan's at it again....

TOok him to Pizza Hut (his favorite food) he scarfed like 4 breadsticks and 4 pieces of large pizza.

sittin there holdin his tummy "dad i dont feel so good...I think im gonna have a food baby"

:lol:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

preddy08

#157
June 09, 2011, 09:01:16 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on June 09, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
Aidan's at it again....

TOok him to Pizza Hut (his favorite food) he scarfed like 4 breadsticks and 4 pieces of large pizza.

sittin there holdin his tummy "dad i dont feel so good...I think im gonna have a food baby"

:lol:

:rofl:
Just a little 81hp trail bike.

Krandall

#158
June 10, 2011, 06:26:20 AM
:lol:


Tell him if he eats to much pizza, he'll turn into "Pizza the Hut"


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Hefe

#159
June 10, 2011, 09:26:38 AM
:lol:


7yr old - 1000
Dad - 0 :(

Hefe

#160
June 14, 2011, 02:45:22 PM
OK, not a "kids say" item... BUT

My son doesn't really talk, he is about 95% non verbal because he has Autism.. but he does some funny shit sometimes

Case in point:

We stop a gas Station a while back to go potty cause he hasn't gone in a while, and since he doesn't tell me when he has to go, I need to pay attention to how much he drinks, and when he goes.. etc.. (irrelevant anyway)
anyway...
I decide after he pees to buy a pop for me and a juice for him, we head up to the counter, and I notice there is a bunch of Paraphernalia in this place.. Pot pipes galore, Bongs.. etc..
so Spencer is standing at the counter and he starts playing in the pot pipes, totally normal, they are all flowery, psychedelic looking with tye-dye type colors and such.. very "eye-appealing"
"Put that down buddy".. I say nicely
he does.. then grabs another..
"I said no, now please put that down" (so we are clear, he is VERY smart, and 100% understands english, just chooses not to speak)
so he puts it down...
then as soon as I look away, he grabs another one and hurriedly puts it in his mouth and starts blowing on it..
I am freekin dying inside..
I tell the clerk, "I have no idea how he knows what to do with that"
I am sure the clerk was like "Yea.. sure buddy"

anyway, we finish up.. head out the truck where I tell my brother the story, he about lost bladder control laughing so hard..

so I call his mom.. and ask her "What are you teaching our kid?"
once she caught her breath from Laughter she explained that he has a Bubble pipe that looks like a pot pipe...

anyway... Funny story, I laughed so damn hard

Krandall

#161
June 14, 2011, 02:58:24 PM
:rofl: that's awesome!


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Peelz

#162
January 31, 2012, 12:32:44 PM
good gawd, this thread was buried!!!  :lol:


My kids never cease to amaze me...

Nichole and I were looking at our older son, Aidan's, baby book. SHe was explaining all of what went on the day he was born...you know...the pain, the drugs...19 hours of labor. And how it was all worth it.. AIdan says "oh yeah thank GERD we're men!!!!" damn right aidan, damn right. :) "penises for the win!"



but wait! there's more! Troy would be proud. Sorry Lang...


We were sitting at the dinner table with some friends and their infant daughter. THese folks happen to be a family of gingers. (LOL)  When, out of nowhere, Colin, my younger son, now 5, says  "how come all 7 of us are white?" so I explained to him the genetics of it. IF your mom and dad are white, then their children will be white. etc etc....He sits and mulls this over for a few seconds...

"oh yay! no black people in our family"

And...yes, I nearly fell out of my chair before getting ahold of myself and having a conversation about it.

:rofl:
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Krandall

#163
January 31, 2012, 12:52:04 PM
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Peelz

#164
October 25, 2012, 02:55:51 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2012, 03:27:02 PM by PeelsSE2
Colin is learning how to read....

around the table, I always give him words to sound out and spell...

We chose the word "Boat".  :)

Colin: "B---O----O-----T"  :lol:

Me: "what the hell is this, canada? try again boy!"  :rofl:

edit: just went back and read this whole thread.... HILARIOUS  :thumbs:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

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