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A thread for us
grownups old bastards... Post up the crazy stuff you have heard your kid say.
Last night, my parents bought my 6 year old son a bow and arrow. He said he wanted to shoot my niece with it. Mom asked him why, he said "because she has no penis" :lol:
Standing at IHOP the day I left for the rally holding my 2 year old, I am inches away from people eating. My 2year old rips one right on my arm. and says SUPER LOUD: "I farted on your arm daddy. and it stinks" :lol: forks go down all around us. :lol:
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A thread for us grownups old bastards... Post up the crazy stuff you have heard your kid say.
Last night, my parents bought my 6 year old son a bow and arrow. He said he wanted to shoot my niece with it. Mom asked him why, he said "because she has no penis" :lol:
Standing at IHOP the day I left for the rally holding my 2 year old, I am inches away from people eating. My 2year old rips one right on my arm. and says SUPER LOUD: "I farted on your arm daddy. and it stinks" :lol: forks go down all around us. :lol:
lol. those made my morning! :rofl:
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Last night, Micheal (3) and Ariel (4) were being a bit rambunctious before dinner, so I told them angerly to "clean up these toys, and be quiet!!!"
......they smiled and replyed in unison, "Aye, Aye, Capt'n!!" :confused:
DAMN YOU SPONGE BOB!!!!
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:rofl: Barnacles!
I love spongebob.
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:rofl: spongebob FTW!
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Wow, this going to be a great thread, my son is a natural ass clown. :clap:
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Wow, this going to be a great thread, my son is a natural ass clown. :clap:
incest is not the answer.
and im full of shit like that. make my dad speechless :rofl:
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my nephew, age 4
while grabbing his junk..
(Grandma) "Jeremey, you have to go potty?"
(Jeremy) "No Gramma, I'm just making it bigger"
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my nephew, age 4
while grabbing his junk..
(Grandma) "Jeremey, you have to go potty?"
(Jeremy) "No Gramma, I'm just making it bigger"
:lol: !!!!!
I'm gonna try that move.
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same kid..(age 4)
Easter Sunday about 11am
house full of relatives old and young
(Jeremy's mom) Honey, go wake up your Uncle Dennis..
(Jeremy) *at the top of his lungs* "Uncle Dennis... Get your fucking ass outta bed"
(everyone there) *dead silence*
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ERMAHGERD. :jaw:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Love it HEFE!
Aidan 6years old now.
At about 3, he got battery powered 4x4. Think "stompers" from the 80's
Dumped his Lincoln Logs on his floor, and set the truck at the bottom. It cleared the whole thing, he says:
"holy shit, did you see that shit Daddy, that was the coolest shit ever!"
<proudest moment ever!> :lol:
Exactly like us riding quads!
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this one is from Casey
Most of you who went to the SL rally will Remember Casey and his kids
anyway.. the little boy.. Hunter
I could write a book on the shit he says!
Yesterday Hunter Stepped in Sadie (the dog) poop 3 times and about an hour later he said "Dad what day is it?" I said "Thursday" he responded "Oh I thought it was Hunter steps in poop day"
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Today my son told my wife that he hates his glasses. My wife told him that she thought guys with glasses were cute. My son comes back with a "So you have a crush on Charles?" Charles is one of my salesman at work.
A few months ago my wife came in to the room and screamed at me about something and said "I want a divorce". My 7yr old son, without missing a beat said (with a crack in his voice and a grin on his face) "Does that mean I get a new stepdad?" I busted out laugh'n, the wife got even more pissed.
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2 seconds ago: My son just woke up and he was walking into the living room. My wife is sitting in the recliner with her computer on her lap and here comes my son. He walks right up to her, stops, hikes up his ass a little bit, and cuts a huge morning fart right in her face. :clap: :rofl: :rofl: H-I-Larious!!
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Heard this one from my little nephew this weekend.
So my wife watches one of her aunts kids she's just over a year old (name: Megan),
We had to watch her brothers 4 kids and little megan, one of her brothers kids is 2 and chit chatting quite a bit, So.. This 2 year old has heard us calling the little baby megan, but his little ears picked up something a bit different, comes in to the dining room just as everyone was getrting ready to eat, "Hi baby Naked" :lol:
He thinks her name is naked, and we can't tell him different. :lol:
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:lol:
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As Krandall knows, I am heading to MInnesota to visit friends for the weekend. Sort of a small family getaway. One of our ideas is to chill at a waterpark all day. Aidan, my 6 year old, was excited about it. So jokingly Nichole asks him: "what do you do if there are no waterparks in Minnesota?" He responds "Guess I will just have to blow up Minnesota"
atta-boy Aidan, atta-boy. :lol: Not even a 6year old likes your state Randy. :lol:
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:rofl:
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My son and wife 2 minutes ago
Mack:"Mommy?"
Wife: "Yes"
Mack: "Do you know what grinds my gears?" (personally I have never heard this saying, but I think it's money for a 7 year old)
Wife: "What?"
Mack: "That my butthole is so small and my poop is so big."
Wife: (Spits tea out of her nose)
:nod: :nod: :nod:
My boy is such a comedian. Yeah he's the kid with the mohawk to the left. <--
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As Krandall knows, I am heading to MInnesota to visit friends for the weekend. Sort of a small family getaway. One of our ideas is to chill at a waterpark all day. Aidan, my 6 year old, was excited about it. So jokingly Nichole asks him: "what do you do if there are no waterparks in Minnesota?" He responds "Guess I will just have to blow up Minnesota"
atta-boy Aidan, atta-boy. :lol: Not even a 6year old likes your state Randy. :lol:
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My son and wife 2 minutes ago
Mack:"Mommy?"
Wife: "Yes"
Mack: "Do you know what grinds my gears?" (personally I have never heard this saying, but I think it's money for a 7 year old)
Wife: "What?"
Mack: "That my butthole is so small and my poop is so big."
Wife: (Spits tea out of her nose)
:nod: :nod: :nod:
My boy is such a comedian. Yeah he's the kid with the mohawk to the left. <--
ERMAHGERD! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I think Preddy felt that way after the Rally!
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Aidan, my 6 year old, had his first homework assignment for 1st grade yesterday. A worksheet about himself. . Nichole was helping him fill it out.
Question #1:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Aidan: "A gas station worker"
Nihole: "ummmm they don't make very much money, and their work is boring, what about doctor or Lawyer?"
Aidan "People give gas station workers money all day!" :lol:Doctorsdo the same boring thing every day, at least at the gas station, you can watch people" :lol:
At least he has a plan. :thumbs: :lol: Oh to be a child again, the world is so simple.
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Cole thought that I MADE MONEY at work for the longest time. Like I printed it off and brought it home :rofl:
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Cole thought that I MADE MONEY at work for the longest time. Like I printed it off and brought it home :rofl:
:lol: yep. work is just the place where I used to go get money :lol:
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Aidan, my 6 year old, had his first homework assignment for 1st grade yesterday. A worksheet about himself. . Nichole was helping him fill it out.
Question #1:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Aidan: "A gas station worker"
Nihole: "ummmm they don't make very much money, and their work is boring, what about doctor or Lawyer?"
Aidan "People give gas station workers money all day!" :lol:Doctorsdo the same boring thing every day, at least at the gas station, you can watch people" :lol:
At least he has a plan. :thumbs: :lol: Oh to be a child again, the world is so simple.
:rofl:
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I know...so what do I do?? DO I smash his dreams and bring him down to earth now? Or do I let him fantasize and come to the horrible realization on his own? :lol:
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let him smash his own dreams :lol:
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let him smash his own dreams :lol:
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yea.. let life kick him in the nuts.. like it did to all of us!
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yea.. let life kick him in the nuts.. like it did to all of us!
HTFU BOY! :lol:
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Colin, my 2 year old got a new transformers t-shirt.
He asked me if I knew who was on it.
"Bumbewbee"
and........
"Octopus Pine" Daddy!
:lol:
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When I was little, I had a heck of a time saying "hippopotamus". I would say hippa-minna-potamus.
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Nikki's daughter Ariel (4) could not say "Four Wheeler"......
So one day we're in the local stealership and she excitedly announces in her loudest, earth shattering voice.....
"AARON, AARON, LOOK AT ALL THOSE WHORE WHEELERS!!"
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mwahaahaa
Good one.
Aidan was two I was carrying him through Target, the home decoration area. We walked past the aisle with clocks and picture frames.
in a similar earth shattering voice. "Daddy, look at the big "Cocks!"
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AIdan asked my wife yesterday if his Uncle (my bro) has to work. He works for Walmart. We told him probably, it is Xmas, and people are shopping. Aidan says "oh yeah, because xmas is cheaper at wal mart, I know because I saw on TV." :lol: " THey said so in their commercial" Be careful what you let your kids watch. like little sponges!
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awesome :lol:
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Ok sooooo yesterday the o'lady and I were knocking boots in our bathroom....and out of the blue we hear...
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
He had come up to the bathroom door and started singing the song. At first we were like oh shit and stayed quiet, but after he got to the line I was wrong... I busted out laughing. I don't think he knows what sex is or anything like that, but he does know that something is going on when we are talking about "dult stuff"..... His timing is impeccable.
Well there was this one time he got the kid down the street grounded for a month, because they were on boobs.com....bawhahahaha
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baby come back... :lol:
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...been stuck in my head all day... :rofl:
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ERMAHGERD. That is pure awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=457jPNnncAk
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If he starts singing "Ain't nothin' wrong....with a little bump and grind"
Momma might have a few words for you :lol:
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We were in the local sporting goods store the other day looking at the guns while my wife was shopping. They had a 22 rifle that was pink. My 4 year old daughter asked to hold it. The salesman said that he had to hand it to someone who was 18 and they could hand it to a child. I asked to hold it so she could hold it. She tells the saleman that it was way to big for a grown up and it was ment for little girls. Then she goes on to tell him "when i get bigger I'm going to get a pink gun and shoot the biggest deer"! The man laughed and tried to explain how you had to shoot it, field dress it, hang it in the garage, and then cut the meat off the body. She then explained to the salesman how daddy, mommy, and older brother Ethan go out and shoot all our deer in one day. After we are done we all go out to eat at Olive Garden. He looked at me and asked where we hunt. I tried to lie to him and not give our secret spot location away. Then my daughter gives the saleman directions which were sum what correct. I handed the gun back and grabbed her and walked away. Hope i dont see that idiot out there next year!
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...he said funyun
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Ok soooo we're out eating last nite and I ask my son about a particular Valentines day card he got. It said "I love you". I asked him if he had a girlfriend and he said yeah. I says "whats her name" and replies. I mention somethin else and he leans over and says "Dad shes HAWT, like Megan Fox hawt." I was like alrighty then. He told me he had broke up with is other girlfriend because "They weren't compatible" I was like WTF, your only 8 years old. Dude I swear he's an 18yr old trapped in a 8yr olds body.
Some of you have met my little genius, he's great ain't he... :rofl:
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That's hilarious Mike! :rofl:
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We went to the mall yesterday, it's been awhile by the way. My wife and I were looking at one of those phone kiosks with all the cell phone accessories and behind me I hear my son yell out "LOOK,,, M-A-L-L C-O-P! BAWHAHAHAH" I turn around and sure as shit there is a mall cop on a sedgeway and cruisin through traffic. I about shit myself. Again he laughs out "It's Paul Blart Mall Cop"... I busted up laugh'n. I never knew those guys were rock'n sedgeways, I thought it was just for the movie. You know it's bad when you are try'n to be a professional and you here an 8yr old make fun of you as you roll by.... :clap: :clap:
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Mike's the type of guy who wants to chew all on my bubblegum.... :lol:
Last night, Colin was gassy, he kep yelling "I FARTED!!!" so we were teaching him more polite ways to announce this. :lol:
Taught him to say "I FWOATED AN AIR BISCUIT!!!!!"
now he won't stop.
karma to first person to remember which 80's movie that came from!
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Weird Science...duuuuh
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never heard of it. but that's hilarious!
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Weird Science...duuuuh
karma delivered as promised.
"you're stewed buttwad!"
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So this morning I am putting my facial moisturizer on my face and my 3 year old son walks in and says:
"Mom... why do you always put that stuff on your face?" I said: "because it keeps mommy's skin looking young."
He then says: "Mom... I don't think it is working!" :jaw:
My 4 year old daughter then yells at him and says: "Michael!!! Mom is beautiful and she is not fat anymore so be nice!!! :confused:
I just got :owned: by my 3 year old and I am discontinuing use of that moisturizer. :(
I wonder how much micro-derm abrasion costs? ???
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kids...so honest... love it! :lol:
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8yr old again.... Last nite at the restaurant I stole some of the boys french fries off his plate and he said "Heeey I got a french fry you can eat", I looked at him sideways for a sec and thought he doesn't know what he said. So I let it go. I take about of my chicken and he says, "It might take you a while though". I look at the old lady and just bust out laugh'n, little shit knew exactly what he was saying. bawhahaha.....
...... So about 20 minutes later, we leave, and we're walking across the parking lot and he runs and punches right square in the butt and holler's out "Butthole punch", I started laugh'n again and he comes running at me again and starts scream'n "Freeeeench Fryyyy Puuuunch". If there was any doubt in my head from earlier that he may not of known what he was saying, he had just confirmed it......
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Ooooh and my wife was telling me about him about something he said after Kung Fu practice.... She said they were driving back and he said, "I got a boner" My said she took a double look at him and she said "What?" he said "I must be thinking about boobies".... He was obviously cracking a joke, but I for the life of me can't understand how he got this "guy sense of humor" at such a young age.
.... I swear people I don't know were he gets it from.
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we went out to eat with some friends who have been trying really hard to have a baby. And just found out they were expecting.. As we were pulling up, they were getting out of their car. Aidan says "Ima gonna tell Melanie she is getting fat. Cuz that happens when you get pwegnant" :lol: SO I correct him. "well, daddy, it's true she is gonna get fatter"
touche' aidan. :lol: kids are just unfiltered adults. :rofl:
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:rofl: omfg awesome!
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I love the innocence of them all.... :nod:
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I'm setting on the couch and pass a little gas and my youngest says dad you need to take a beano!!!!! :nod:
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:rofl:
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I'm setting on the couch and pass a little gas and my youngest says dad you need to take a beano!!!!! :nod:
:lol:
my youngest was in the tub and he yells at me to get in there. I'm thinking uh oh huge water mess. Nope, he just wanted to tell me he floated an air bisuit in the water. And that it was now a water biscuit :lol:
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One of my friends 4yr old tonight...
"Mama, you have to squeeze cows privates to make milk, did you know?!?!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :rofl:
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard!!!
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you guys know the person inside the suit in the game metroid is a chick right? Aidan was playing smash bros, and she fights out of her suit in the game. I walk in, he has the game paused with the camera right on her a$$ and says "look at that hot hot butt" he is 6. :lol:
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you guys know the person inside the suit in the game metroid is a chick right? Aidan was playing smash bros, and she fights out of her suit in the game. I walk in, he has the game paused with the camera right on her a$$ and says "look at that hot hot butt" he is 6. :lol:
Bawhahahaha!!!
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Took my 3 year old son shopping the other day and was having him try on a pair of shoe's he liked. I get them on and ask him how they fit... He then flexes his arm muscles and points his right hand and says: "Hey Lady check out the gun show... boom, boom... fire power!
Too cute! I about died laughing! :rofl:
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lol..
Peels, living with that boy must be a nonstop laugh fest!
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lol..
Peels, living with that boy must be a nonstop laugh fest!
it can be. He is usually so mellow. But sometimes he says some off the wall stuff. :lol:
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he has some questionable genetics!
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my younges kid says he loves uhop.
so there.......... :nod:
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Uhop?
is that close to Ihop?
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yes verry close.
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Ihop is good foods
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I like their stake and eggs........ :thumbs:
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we eat there in Vegas when we go
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the only bad thing is they don't have any tapatio.
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WTF is that?
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mexican hot sauce........
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yuck!
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you know you like the mexican sauce.............
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Jefe likes the Mexican girls!
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oooooooooooooooh man you should go to mexico hefe..........
you would be suprised.
can't say much here...........
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big old fatties?
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on the contrary.......................... hot
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we need to get this one back on topic
most of you know, my kid has autism, so he doesn't really "say" anything
but they have this big bungee/trampoline thing in the mall
and he screams his fool head off on that thing
makes everyone stop and look
you can't help but smile when you see a kid THAT happy!
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that is awesome hefe. :thumbs:
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Way cool Hefer! :)
My aunt's oldest kid (Kacie who is now 16) has a form of Autism. They aren't sure what level but. It's funny, when I was about 14. My bro and I started baby sitting my cousins. It's funny how much I really didn't like going over to watch her due to how much attention she took. The older I got. The more and more I appreciated her. It's so weird. She's mentally and physically unable to care for herself. She can't talk. Can feed herself somewhat (if it's in front of her). But to watch her @ holidays and stuff to see how much she really understands what is going around her even though she can't express it like a more developed person. Funny watching when she tries doing something she knows she's not supposed to do... She gets this little cheezer grin on her... SHE KNOWS. :lol:
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it is hard to put a "level" on someone with autism..
but Spencer eats and uses the potty just fine (Most of the time)
he really doesn't require any "care", you just gotta watch him close because of possible danger
you know, like traffic, or hot things.. etc
but yea.. I know exactly what you mean..
he knows much more than people think!
as for eating..
it seems like I see his ass sticking out of the fridge or the cupboards more than I see him in the living room!
he eats non stop!
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Awesome. :lol:
bottomless pit!!!
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2 1/2 shoe sizes in 3 months!
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holy hell..
how old is he?
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turned 7 in November
almost to my chin, and I am 6' tall!
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Took my 3 year old son shopping the other day and was having him try on a pair of shoe's he liked. I get them on and ask him how they fit... He then flexes his arm muscles and points his right hand and says: "Hey Lady check out the gun show... boom, boom... fire power!
Too cute! I about died laughing! :rofl:
ERMAHGERD My new sig.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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we need to get this one back on topic
most of you know, my kid has autism, so he doesn't really "say" anything
but they have this big bungee/trampoline thing in the mall
and he screams his fool head off on that thing
makes everyone stop and look
you can't help but smile when you see a kid THAT happy!
Holy shit that's funny. I can picture it....
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We went out to eat earlier and as we're sitting there I stare at my son and say "Quick what's the Capitol of Alabama." Without a beat he says "A"....... Little turd, I bet I could ask 1000 people and none of them dullards would have that answer.
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LMFAO!
My nephew Hunter was sitting with Gramma Bev (He calls her Gramma Yub)
they are working on the computer together, just having some quality time
and he says "I see you decided to grow a mustache Gramma Yub"
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LMFAO!
My nephew Hunter was sitting with Gramma Bev (He calls her Gramma Yub)
they are working on the computer together, just having some quality time
and he says "I see you decided to grow a mustache Gramma Yub"
Oh snap!!! I spit tea through my nose... :rofl:
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she said, some day Gramma will tell you about Hormones buddy!
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Colin (3) stole was running around in his underwear. He stole my cell phone and stuck it in his pants. I said "COlin, that's gross, give my cell phone back" he responds "NO" I said "what if I need to talk to people?" to which he responds:
"well, guess you better talk to my underpants, Daddy!"
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Colin (3) stole was running around in his underwear. He stole my cell phone and stuck it in his pants. I said "COlin, that's gross, give my cell phone back" he responds "NO" I said "what if I need to talk to people?" to which he responds:
"well, guess you better talk to my underpants, Daddy!"
:rofl:
ERMAHGERD Too cute! :rofl:
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Buttphone FTW!
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Not really a "Say" kinda thing. It was more actions lol.
So, yesterday we went to Lydia's brothers house an hour north of my parents place they have 4 kids.
9, 7, 2.5, and 10mo's
We were going outside to play and the 2.5 year old walks out w/ me and goes... I have to go to the bathroom. The bathroom in the house is down stairs and a bit far from us. So I tell him go outside and we'll find a tree. I put on my shoes walk out the door... Where you walk out, its a deck w/ about 10 stairs going down. He's standing at the top, pants down swaying back and forth spraying all of the stairs w/ pee... I busted out laughing! :rofl:
Then a couple hours later. We're down in the basement playing w/ nerf footballs. He says again. I have to go to the bathroom, and he wanted me to turn on the light for him. So I go in. Turn on the light he pulls down his pants points his butt at me looks over his shoulder and goes :kiss: :kiss: *smooch smooch*
:rofl: About died!
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my kids whiz out of their treehouse all the time :lol: Aidan taught Colin that neat little trick. :lol: But hey, If I am not changing diapers, I'm not f**king caring where the whiz goes :lol:
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my cousins decided to see who could pee furthest down the stairs!
my aunt is a ocd clean freak..
she was not impressed with the boys!
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Almost forgot: we got the kids a few things for easter...candy and stuff. Aidan wakes up and just walks right past it. Colin gets up and gets us out of bed. We told him to tell his brother that the easter bunny came. So he goes out to the fam room and tells him.
Aidan responds in an oblivious teenage voice "yeah...yeah..... yeah...Jeezus died on the cross yeah I know, I know"
then goes back to watching Spongebob.
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damn peels
step aside and wait for the lightning to hit him
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damn peels
step aside and wait for the lightning to hit him
:lol:
guess he got his dad's ability to believe in things. :dunno:
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he will go far, blind faith is for suckers!
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LOL!
maybe you should watch out for the lightning. :lol:
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next 4 days supposed to rain here, I better watch out!
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I have the all time winner here:
We were at a BBQ last night at Mom's and my 3 year old niece had to go to the bathroom....
My sister told her to cop a squat ouot in the grass Just Kidding...so she does.... :lol:
Aidan, 7 now, says "Dad, why didn't you tell me girls pee out their butts"?
OMFG I am not sure I have ever laughed so hard.....
Also...on vacation aboard the plane to LA, I told him that planes go really fast. BUt the capt, about 3/4 of the way there, announces what time we should land. And how long the flight was going to take in total.
Aidan again, super Loud: "I thought you said planes were fast Dad!" I reply "they are son, like 500mph fast"
then why aren't we there, you lied" :lol:
I love that boy.
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I spent the weekend w/ lydias family this weekend. 6 kids total. 3 year old comes up to me...
"Randy......... RANDY......"
What Joey?
"Randy..... I've got a secret......"
Joey, not now I'm busy....
"RANDY... I'VE GOT A SECRET!!!"
Okay joey what is it..?
he comes up close and says
"Weiner"
I seriously laughed out loud!
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HA HA! :rofl:
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so now Aidan has developed a slight obsession with weather. Makes me look at radar if rain is imminent.
had some nasty rain the other day. he asks "dad, is it going to be red, green, or yellow?" referring to the radar image.
"only green, maybe a little yellow." i replied.
"good, dad, cuz red sucks!!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
could he be talking about raptors?
:rofl: jk pat, kinda.
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cute story
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so now Aidan has developed a slight obsession with weather. Makes me look at radar if rain is imminent.
had some nasty rain the other day. he asks "dad, is it going to be red, green, or yellow?" referring to the radar image.
"only green, maybe a little yellow." i replied.
"good, dad, cuz red sucks!!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
could he be talking about raptors?
:rofl: jk pat, kinda.
:bird: :moon: and :sit:
Damn kids :mad:
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SO we're sitting at the dinner table with Aidan last night (7) and ask him what he wants to get us for xmas.
He says "Maybe I can get mom some bright red lipstick so you guys can have sex"
:help: :rofl: that's my boy, always thinking!
apparently...he was scrolling through netflix, and saw the movie sex and the city, and it shows a woman putting on red lipstick, the word SEX in big bold letters. And made the connection. still fuzzy on what the word means though :) :lol:
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:rofl:
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Aiden's Xmas Present fund from Dad just got a sizable increase :lol:
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:clap: Way to go Aidan! Perfect timing for an extra special present! :lol: That kid is too darn cute Peels!
A couple weeks ago Aaron and I are sitting downstairs watching tv with Ariel (5), when the Trojan Tri-phoria commercial came on.
Immediately as the commercial starts Ariel says "Mom! You need that because it will blow your hair back!"
We just busted out laughing! :rofl:
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You need to post up what she said about the lady when you got your hair done...:rofl:
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LOL!
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You need to post up what she said about the lady when you got your hair done...:rofl:
Oh I almost forgot about that! :lol:
So we are at the salon, and one of the lady's (about 25 years old) has her eye brows drawn on with black eye liner (which she did an awful job of drawing them on). Ariel just has this confused blank stare :confused: as she observes the lady for a moment, then the lady walks away and Ariel whispers loudly "Mom, that girls parents never taught her not to write on her face!"
Myself and the 2 other people waiting next to me almost died laughing! :rofl:
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:clap: CLASSIC !!!!
And Peels... I think he knows EXACTLY what it means - he's definately lookin to up his present quitient :lol:
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My five year old daughter, while standing naked on a rocking chair after her bath, said "oh mah GERD, where are mah fuckin' panties?!?". No idea where she gets it... ???
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My five year old daughter, while standing naked on a rocking chair after her bath, said "oh mah GERD, where are mah effin' panties?!?". No idea where she gets it... ???
ERMAHGERD!! :rofl:
did she say effin or the full F*CKIN?
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My five year old daughter, while standing naked on a rocking chair after her bath, said "oh mah GERD, where are mah effin' panties?!?". No idea where she gets it... ???
ERMAHGERD!! :rofl:
did she say effin or the full F*CKIN?
Oh, it was the full thing.
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Ive said that. :lol:
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I heard that a few times, usually followed by, Man.. I better get to school....
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Ok the grandma mustache about got me good and the "grinds my gears" are pretty dang good....
My kids say some strange stuff but nothing off the top of my head.
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Day before Yesterday, Ariel (5 yrs old) and I were discussing "Boyfriends" she may or may not have at Kindergarten...
I asked here about 3 boys who she had previously stated were "Cute" :mad:
her response....
"Oh Daddy........I just help them with there work and rub their muscles!"
:confused:
I blame her mother's influence.
:lol:
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Kindergarden...
Muscles?
:rofl:
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Kindergarden...
Muscles?
:rofl:
Hence why my Avatar is now much more accurate.
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Yes... I take full responsibility for that action. Cuz I know she see's me rubbing your muscles all the time. :lol:
I think I will start training her how to be a gold digger so we can have a retirement plan. :rofl:
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I was watching my niece/nephews Jacob (1 year old) walked up to Maddie (12), got her attention with a very distinct "Maddie" and jabbered on unintelligibly for a bit.
Maddie listened and, after a slight pause, replied, I'm sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
:lol:
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Frog -" Shaylee!... Why is it I can buckle your seatbelt turned around backwards with one hand and u can't?? "
Shaylee to daddy " wellllllll..... next time you can use two hands daddy! " !!!!
If we were drinking anything it would have covered the windshield....You just had to hear the lil 4 year attitude....Hilarious!!!
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first, Aidan: we were at my late uncle's visitation. Had a distant aunt died there at the same time My mom goes to take him upstairs to the chapel where my aunt was. My mom says " are you sure you wanna go up here...?" "YEP" he goes in, looks all bored and sad.... mom: "whats wrong aidan?"
"awww I thought I was going to see a skeleton" :lol:
colin: little dude had a bfnr and he couldnt sleep... "ugh I hate when my private does that! I'm gonna have to hammer it down with a hammer and some nails!"
owwy
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bfnr?
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bfnr?
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b0ner for no reason :lol:
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:rofl: but ouuuccchhh
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bfnr?
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b0ner for no reason :lol:
:rofl:
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just so we are clear...
Every boner has a reason!
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just so we are clear...
Every boner has a reason!
sure they do...when you're the age you are... :lol:
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just so we are clear...
Every boner has a reason!
sure they do...when you're the age you are... :lol:
At his age boners aren't just purposeful, they're a gd miracle!
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just so we are clear...
Every boner has a reason!
sure they do...when you're the age you are... :lol:
At his age boners aren't just purposeful, they're a gd miracle!
"holy shit kids get in here, see whats happenin' to daddy, its a mracle!!!!!!!!!" :lol:
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So today my son is telling me that he can whistle so loud that it would make our house crumble. I tell him he is crazy and he says "Crazy?! I am not a woman, Mom!!!"
:rofl: At least he knows this early on instead of finding out the hard way! :lol:
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where does he hear such things ???
:rofl:
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Aidan is learning about the art of using words in the correct context right now, he's 7.
Dad...why do people use the b-word alot, what does it really mean? SO I explain it means female dog.
he pauses and thinks for a second.... then with a giant shit-eating grin on his face he says: "so....then our dog was a BITCH!!!!!????, what if a girl dressed up as dog, is she a bitch too?" then just looks at me with this "got you sucka" look on his face....
he did....he got me...I couldn't beat his ass...he used correct context :rofl: then his little brother starts sayin it
jeebus help me. :help:
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:lol: Nice!
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Aidan is learning about the art of using words in the correct context right now, he's 7.
Dad...why do people use the b-word alot, what does it really mean? SO I explain it means female dog.
he pauses and thinks for a second.... then with a giant shit-eating grin on his face he says: "so....then our dog was a BITCH!!!!!????, what if a girl dressed up as dog, is she a bitch too?" then just looks at me with this "got you sucka" look on his face....
he did....he got me...I couldn't beat his ass...he used correct context :rofl: then his little brother starts sayin it
jeebus help me. :help:
:rofl:
ERMAHGERD!!!!!!!!!!
7yr old - 1
Dad - 0
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:rofl:
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Aidan's at it again....
TOok him to Pizza Hut (his favorite food) he scarfed like 4 breadsticks and 4 pieces of large pizza.
sittin there holdin his tummy "dad i dont feel so good...I think im gonna have a food baby"
:lol:
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Aidan's at it again....
TOok him to Pizza Hut (his favorite food) he scarfed like 4 breadsticks and 4 pieces of large pizza.
sittin there holdin his tummy "dad i dont feel so good...I think im gonna have a food baby"
:lol:
:rofl:
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:lol:
Tell him if he eats to much pizza, he'll turn into "Pizza the Hut"
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:lol:
7yr old - 1000
Dad - 0 :(
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OK, not a "kids say" item... BUT
My son doesn't really talk, he is about 95% non verbal because he has Autism.. but he does some funny shit sometimes
Case in point:
We stop a gas Station a while back to go potty cause he hasn't gone in a while, and since he doesn't tell me when he has to go, I need to pay attention to how much he drinks, and when he goes.. etc.. (irrelevant anyway)
anyway...
I decide after he pees to buy a pop for me and a juice for him, we head up to the counter, and I notice there is a bunch of Paraphernalia in this place.. Pot pipes galore, Bongs.. etc..
so Spencer is standing at the counter and he starts playing in the pot pipes, totally normal, they are all flowery, psychedelic looking with tye-dye type colors and such.. very "eye-appealing"
"Put that down buddy".. I say nicely
he does.. then grabs another..
"I said no, now please put that down" (so we are clear, he is VERY smart, and 100% understands english, just chooses not to speak)
so he puts it down...
then as soon as I look away, he grabs another one and hurriedly puts it in his mouth and starts blowing on it..
I am freekin dying inside..
I tell the clerk, "I have no idea how he knows what to do with that"
I am sure the clerk was like "Yea.. sure buddy"
anyway, we finish up.. head out the truck where I tell my brother the story, he about lost bladder control laughing so hard..
so I call his mom.. and ask her "What are you teaching our kid?"
once she caught her breath from Laughter she explained that he has a Bubble pipe that looks like a pot pipe...
anyway... Funny story, I laughed so damn hard
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:rofl: that's awesome!
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good gawd, this thread was buried!!! :lol:
My kids never cease to amaze me...
Nichole and I were looking at our older son, Aidan's, baby book. SHe was explaining all of what went on the day he was born...you know...the pain, the drugs...19 hours of labor. And how it was all worth it.. AIdan says "oh yeah thank GERD we're men!!!!" damn right aidan, damn right. :) "penises for the win!"
but wait! there's more! Troy would be proud. Sorry Lang...
We were sitting at the dinner table with some friends and their infant daughter. THese folks happen to be a family of gingers. (LOL) When, out of nowhere, Colin, my younger son, now 5, says "how come all 7 of us are white?" so I explained to him the genetics of it. IF your mom and dad are white, then their children will be white. etc etc....He sits and mulls this over for a few seconds...
"oh yay! no black people in our family"
And...yes, I nearly fell out of my chair before getting ahold of myself and having a conversation about it.
:rofl:
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Colin is learning how to read....
around the table, I always give him words to sound out and spell...
We chose the word "Boat". :)
Colin: "B---O----O-----T" :lol:
Me: "what the hell is this, canada? try again boy!" :rofl:
edit: just went back and read this whole thread.... HILARIOUS :thumbs:
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the true effects of Randy visiting your wife a few years ago
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:woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:
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*Randy smacks Mrs Peels on the ass... and says "that's what i'm talkin a-boot"
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Sad to say, but this is one of the Off-Topic threads I read on a regular basis. On a side note about 6 months ago I found a bottle of "parental vitamins" in the medicine cabnet and today I hop on the wifey's tablet and whats the page loaded of the internet browser? "fertile menstrual cycles"
:help:
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Sad to say, but this is one of the Off-Topic threads I read on a regular basis. On a side note about 6 months ago I found a bottle of "parental vitamins" in the medicine cabnet and today I hop on the wifey's tablet and whats the page loaded of the internet browser? "fertile menstrual cycles"
:help:
Oh shit! Drink whiskey and do steroids! LOL go buy some morning after pills to sneak in her coffee. :)
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Sad to say, but this is one of the Off-Topic threads I read on a regular basis. On a side note about 6 months ago I found a bottle of "parental vitamins" in the medicine cabnet and today I hop on the wifey's tablet and whats the page loaded of the internet browser? "fertile menstrual cycles"
:help:
So.. she hasn't told you?
:rofl:
Cuz it ain yours!!!!
Aaron makin his rounds again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woo:
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*Randy smacks Mrs Peels on the ass... and says "that's what i'm talkin a-boot"
recurring nightmare...... :rofl:
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simple fix Preddy....
never shoot it inside her... EVER!
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LOL ^^^^
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simple fix Preddy....
never shoot it inside her... EVER!
*Unless it's the mouth
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eww throat babies
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eww throat babies
Bring back memories from LS or somethin? ???
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mmmm throat babies (not eww)
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mmmm throat babies (not eww)
See.. that's why I like hefe.. he's not all about me me me eme.. he's a giver ANd a taker
:rofl:
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thats right!..
and how did such a funny thread filled with cute things our kids say turn so wrong?
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thats right!..
and how did such a funny thread filled with cute things our kids say turn so wrong?
Randy did it
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pretty sure it was hefe........
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OK lets go with it. :thumbs:
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:lol:
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pretty sure it was hefe........
the true effects of Randy visiting your wife a few years ago
sonofabitch! .. it was me!
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Thankgiving, I got a good lil' lol from my cousins 3 year old daughter.
they brought their dog over, super nice, and she was telling me about her dog.. She then proceeded to tell me that she has some cats at home as well...
"wandy..... I have 2 titties at home."
Uh, what was that?
"I have 2 titties at home"
:lol:
my cousin was lol'in, so I was asking her inappropriate questions. It was good :lol:
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creepy....
:lol:
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creepy....
:lol:
inappropriate as in.. getting her to say kitty.. fuk
:lol:
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thrown in shout, forgot how funny...
We were in Menards the other day... creepy old man comes right up to my kids.... digs these mini flashlights out of his pockets.... they said "jesus saves" on em....
Aidan, now 9, just stares and stares at it... like "WTF"
"jesus saves what?" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"just tell the nice man thank you, Aidan"
love my kids.
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Lol cant blame them for wanting a complete sentence.
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Sunday, I worked my A$$ off gettin the house nice for the holiday week, have lots of company coming in... pressure washed all the siding, edged all the sidewalks blah blah blah I was tired.... got super late forgot to eat dinner :lol:
SO i grabbed my youngest and ran to Mickey d's... on the way back, hes diggin in the bag eatin all my delicious fries...about halfway home I say "boy get yo hand out mah dang ole fries!!! why you eatin em all?!!!"
he says "BECAUSE I CAN!!!! THIS IS MERIKA! DANGIT!"
He is 6. what have I created? :nod: :nod: :nod: :lol:
******
Also, I was changing out an old outlet, it was worn out, plugs falling out. plus the color was dingy lookin...
so I was teaching my oldest how to work on electricity in the house... flipped off breaker tested.... I needed him to pull the outket tight while I snugged up the wire... so I taught him the old "if you see dad tensing up and teeth chattering, that means Im gettin electrocuted" I need you to tackle me" speech :lol: He just looks at me all frightened...
so I'M on the last wire, concentrating, trying to get done....he pinches my shoulder, then yells "ZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP" then tackles me. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
freaked me tha hell out.
f**kin love my kids. twisted little bastages. I am pretty sure I am giving them horrible senses of humor.
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LOL ZAP!!!!!
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:rofl: ZZZZZZZAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
some day the world will fear the monster I will have created.
:nazi:
:clap:
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:rofl: ZZZZZZZAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
some day the world will fear the monster I will have created.
:nazi:
:clap:
pretty much.
I fear that humor will drive their actions, and when everything is funny, whats to stop yopu? :rofl:
:krandall:
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I will title this post "Honesty does not always pay off"
Last night, I did not feel like cooking, so we hopped in mommas new ride, and booked it to the nearest chinese buffet. Upon entering, there is a price list of age groups for buffet.
kids 1-3 free
kids 3-5 3.25.
kids 6-11 6.50
adult 9.00
senior 7.50
I wink at the missus and say: "Ok, Colin's 5 then right? she winks back"
We sit down. FULLY Chinese waitress "whuh you chill-ren want for dee-ner? How old"?
Nichole says "10....and 5..." Colin, NOW 7, mind you, pauses for a few seconds, then looks up from his waaay outdated chinese Zodiac calendar placemat, glares at his mom and YELLS: "I am NOT 5, you KNOW I am 7 mommy I'm in first grade!"
shit :mad:
split second, im thinking "hmm do I play it off as an accident? or do I pound my fist like a scorned redneck and say "Dammit boy youre 5 if I say youre 5"
my wife beats me to the punch. " oh my goodness, not sure what I was thinking...I must be getting old he IS 7"
Waitress face never changed(well she is asian, thats how they are) stonefaced...no humor, im nearly busting a gut.
morale of this story: If youre gonna try and swindle a chinese buffet, have family meeting before hand.
Little bastard cost me 3 dollars and 25 cents. :rofl:
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:lol:
teach them... it's ok to lie to Asian people... they don't matter!
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I will title this post "Honesty does not always pay off"
Last night, I did not feel like cooking, so we hopped in mommas new ride, and booked it to the nearest chinese buffet. Upon entering, there is a price list of age groups for buffet.
kids 1-3 free
kids 3-5 3.25.
kids 6-11 6.50
adult 9.00
senior 7.50
I wink at the missus and say: "Ok, Colin's 5 then right? she winks back"
We sit down. FULLY Chinese waitress "whuh you chill-ren want for dee-ner? How old"?
Nichole says "10....and 5..." Colin, NOW 7, mind you, pauses for a few seconds, then looks up from his waaay outdated chinese Zodiac calendar placemat, glares at his mom and YELLS: "I am NOT 5, you KNOW I am 7 mommy I'm in first grade!"
shit :mad:
split second, im thinking "hmm do I play it off as an accident? or do I pound my fist like a scorned redneck and say "Dammit boy youre 5 if I say youre 5"
my wife beats me to the punch. " oh my goodness, not sure what I was thinking...I must be getting old he IS 7"
Waitress face never changed(well she is asian, thats how they are) stonefaced...no humor, im nearly busting a gut.
morale of this story: If youre gonna try and swindle a chinese buffet, have family meeting before hand.
Little bastard cost me 3 dollars and 25 cents. :rofl:
:lol:
teach them... it's ok to lie to Asian people... they don't matter!
Then that asian lady drove home from work....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wGdZCVsKaw
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:lol:
teach them... it's ok to lie to Asian people... they don't matter!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Well...Aidan is at it again. Hes really been getting into the dumb pun jokes...and he got me last night. I was in the middle of being in rage mode about the battery dying while were in town stranded...
"hey dad, what do you call a white guy who hates peanut butter and chocolate?"
"REESE-IST" :clap:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I love being a dad. Although I think the point is to raise good citizens, not just have them for your own entertainment. :lol:
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Why does it have to be a white guy...
JUST SAYIN.
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Why does it have to be a white guy...
JUST SAYIN.
I asked this too... talked to him about it, he didn't know. I'm sure equates "racist" with old southern white man.
but...hey...
it works. :rofl:
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I would like to add. sort of off topic(as if that bull$hit really matters any more LOL) I just read this whole thread. And I have a huge smile on my face, not from passing gas either. :rofl:
Got Little nostalgic...I am Certainly glad I came across the Raptor forums so many years ago....Its been a pleasure to make your "Acquaintance" all you degenerates have made my day, on many occasions. :thumbs:
If I could take those couple years where we all had bitchin quads, and the free time to do rallies, and this site was hoppin and in full poor taste humor swing, and relive it, that would be pretty epic. 8) :clap:
And, I miss Gunny, hope hes doin alright.... :) :thumbs:
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Why does it have to be a white guy...
JUST SAYIN.
I asked this too... talked to him about it, he didn't know. I'm sure equates "racist" with old southern white man.
but...hey...
it works. :rofl:
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I would like to add. sort of off topic(as if that bull$hit really matters any more LOL) I just read this whole thread. And I have a huge smile on my face, not from passing gas either. :rofl:
Got Little nostalgic...I am Certainly glad I came across the Raptor forums so many years ago....Its been a pleasure to make your "Acquaintance" all you degenerates have made my day, on many occasions. :thumbs:
If I could take those couple years where we all had bitchin quads, and the free time to do rallies, and this site was hoppin and in full poor taste humor swing, and relive it, that would be pretty epic. 8) :clap:
And, I miss Gunny, hope hes doin alright.... :) :thumbs:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Amen. Yea, yesterday I was going through old threads lookin at kenny posts. so awesome. I was organizing my garage at the parents place, found some random raptor parts and brought me back to when I had that bitch in pieces entirely.
(http://krandall.com/images/projectX/teardown2.jpg)
fk.. Just brings back good times. :)
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yeah after you said that...was reading some too.
Damn there was a lot of information I knew, and have forgotten. specs, tolerances... which valve springs were best... so Much stuff I thought was important, and now is not-like, how much air the stock fan flows :lol:
then LOL'd at when kenny flaked out, then came back, then flaked out again lol People started callin him out.. then the pic of the throttle bodies on his porch made me laugh. :thumbs:
I remember I got REALLY into numbers for a few months, researching on my own, and then I realized...I'm not going to have time to do ANY of that crap, or to race or ride the bike I build so.... I'M out, back to OT threads! :rofl:
and YES on old raptor parts.
magz if youre reading this...I still have the adjustment tools for the shocks on the SE2 from Randy's susp kit :lol:
Still have the stock cam lol. wheel spacers... a 660 carrier bearing set, shock covers.
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I have a +2 SLC LAdder swinger, new bearings, stock cam, HC2, 1 spark arrestor, stock headlights (after I upgraded to HID) think that's about it.
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lol send me the headlights. I have one, but its busted to shit. I saw it and I was daydreaming about stickin em to the side of my bike :lol:
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headlight bulbs* :lol:
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headlight bulbs* :lol:
what the hell good is that gonna do me!? LOL
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Recently, we're dealing with the loss of Santa Claus.
:nod:
Colin, going on 9 now... we find out from Aidan, 12, that "Colin only tells you guys he believes in Santa, because he thinks hell get more presents"
first... LMFAO. second...he's probably right. :rofl:
then, last monday, Nichole has been working her face off(tis the season), Colin snuggled in bed with her, chilling in the morning last week before I was leaving for work.... she's grilling him, trying to get him to crack, he's not relenting. Aidan comes in the room....
"DUDE, get over it, just tell them you don't believe already, they're still gonna freakin spoil you!"
100% truth.
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Recently, we're dealing with the loss of Santa Claus.
:nod:
Colin, going on 9 now... we find out from Aidan, 12, that "Colin only tells you guys he believes in Santa, because he thinks hell get more presents"
first... LMFAO. second...he's probably right. :rofl:
then, last monday, Nichole has been working her face off(tis the season), Colin snuggled in bed with her, chilling in the morning last week before I was leaving for work.... she's grilling him, trying to get him to crack, he's not relenting. Aidan comes in the room....
"DUDE, get over it, just tell them you don't believe already, they're still gonna freakin spoil you!"
100% truth.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I remember when my mom asked me about santa clause. She's just like. Don't tell your brother.
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Recently, we're dealing with the loss of Santa Claus.
:nod:
Colin, going on 9 now... we find out from Aidan, 12, that "Colin only tells you guys he believes in Santa, because he thinks hell get more presents"
first... LMFAO. second...he's probably right. :rofl:
then, last monday, Nichole has been working her face off(tis the season), Colin snuggled in bed with her, chilling in the morning last week before I was leaving for work.... she's grilling him, trying to get him to crack, he's not relenting. Aidan comes in the room....
"DUDE, get over it, just tell them you don't believe already, they're still gonna freakin spoil you!"
100% truth.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I remember when my mom asked me about santa clause. She's just like. Don't tell your brother.
yeah we had that chat with Aidan. didnt work, obviously. :rofl:
two boys... what were we thinking.....? gerd knows what else theyve "discussed" that we're unaware of. I know they watch youtube gamer vids (hilarious to me that is even a thing, but those guys make huge bank) they are FOUL MOUTHED sob's! :lol:
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maybe they both like nicki?
:shrug:
:clap:
:dance:
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maybe they both like nicki?
:shrug:
:clap:
:dance:
omfg
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :help:
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My nephew Hunter..
"Dad... if I like Booty ... does that make me a Buddhist?
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Recently, we're dealing with the loss of Santa Claus.
:nod:
Colin, going on 9 now... we find out from Aidan, 12, that "Colin only tells you guys he believes in Santa, because he thinks hell get more presents"
first... LMFAO. second...he's probably right. :rofl:
then, last monday, Nichole has been working her face off(tis the season), Colin snuggled in bed with her, chilling in the morning last week before I was leaving for work.... she's grilling him, trying to get him to crack, he's not relenting. Aidan comes in the room....
"DUDE, get over it, just tell them you don't believe already, they're still gonna freakin spoil you!"
100% truth.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I remember when my mom asked me about santa clause. She's just like. Don't tell your brother.
was this over this Thanks Giving?
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lol it was last week for sure :rofl:
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Not my kid but worth sharing:
We told our 3yr old that New Years is special because you get to toast to a new year. A few hours later she said "ARE WE GONNA MAKE TOAST NOW?!" And thus a New Years Day tradition was born
(https://i.redd.it/d43b9kli2f7y.jpg)
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thats fantastic!
a toast to the new year, indeed. :clap:
also. big pics hurt eyes. :lol:
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whoops, didn't realize it was HOOOOGE
resized :)
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that's great!!!