Kids say the damndest things....

[Peelz]

SO we're sitting at the dinner table with Aidan last night (7) and ask him what he wants to get us for xmas.

He says "Maybe I can get mom some bright red lipstick so you guys can have sex"

that's my boy, always thinking!

apparently...he was scrolling through netflix, and saw the movie sex and the city, and it shows a woman putting on red lipstick, the word SEX in big bold letters. And made the connection. still fuzzy on what the word means though

[Krandall]

[Colorado700R]

Aiden's Xmas Present fund from Dad just got a sizable increase

[Lady4Fiddy]

  Way to go Aidan! Perfect timing for an extra special present!  That kid is too darn cute Peels!

A couple weeks ago Aaron and I are sitting downstairs watching tv with Ariel (5), when the Trojan Tri-phoria commercial came on.

Immediately as the commercial starts Ariel says "Mom! You need that because it will blow your hair back!"

We just busted out laughing!

[Colorado700R]

You need to post up what she said about the lady when you got your hair done...

[Peelz]

LOL!

[Lady4Fiddy]

You need to post up what she said about the lady when you got your hair done...

Oh I almost forgot about that!

So we are at the salon, and one of the lady's (about 25 years old) has her eye brows drawn on with black eye liner (which she did an awful job of drawing them on). Ariel just has this confused blank stare  as she observes the lady for a moment, then the lady walks away and Ariel whispers loudly "Mom, that girls parents never taught her not to write on her face!"

Myself and the 2 other people waiting next to me almost died laughing! 

[Segkast]

  CLASSIC !!!!


And Peels... I think he knows EXACTLY what it means - he's definately lookin to up his present quitient

[LittleBuddha]

My five year old daughter, while standing naked on a rocking chair after her bath, said "oh mah GERD, where are mah fuckin'  panties?!?".  No idea where she gets it...   

[Krandall]

My five year old daughter, while standing naked on a rocking chair after her bath, said "oh mah GERD, where are mah effin'  panties?!?".  No idea where she gets it...   

ERMAHGERD!!


did she say effin or the full F*CKIN?

[LittleBuddha]

My five year old daughter, while standing naked on a rocking chair after her bath, said "oh mah GERD, where are mah effin'  panties?!?".  No idea where she gets it...   

ERMAHGERD!!


did she say effin or the full F*CKIN?

Oh, it was the full thing. 

[Peelz]

Ive said that. 

[Hefe]

I heard that a few times, usually followed by, Man.. I better get to school....

[racinjason68]

Ok the grandma mustache about got me good and the "grinds my gears"    are pretty dang good....

My kids say some strange stuff but nothing off the top of my head.

[Colorado700R]

Day before Yesterday, Ariel (5 yrs old) and I were discussing "Boyfriends" she may or may not have at Kindergarten...

I asked here about 3 boys who she had previously stated were "Cute"

her response....

"Oh Daddy........I just help them with there work and rub their muscles!"



I blame her mother's influence.