Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Warren]

granted then it starts hailing softball size hail.




i wish june was here already so i could ride the dunes at SL.

[Krandall]

Granted. Quickly followed by a raping by a sasquatch!

I wish it was friday!

[FoundArealQuad]

Granted, but Friday will never end

I wish my Raptor was tuned

[Krandall]

Granted.. But Tuned to an extra lean condition.

I wish that this house deal will go through for us!

[BRAD]

Granted.  But its a former meth lab.





I wish it would snow some more today

[Krandall]

Granted. Hello -30 cold and 5' of snow! HAVE FUN!



I wish Johnny Cash was still alive.. man I'd have loved to see him live.

[BRAD]

Granted.  But your deaf.





I wish mom's surgery goes good next week.

[Krandall]

Granted. Except the doctor drops a junior mint in after stitching her up.     (Seinfeld ref)





I  wish it wasn't so cold out again...


-8 windchill this am.

[Colorado700R]

Granted. Except the doctor drops a junior mint in after stitching her up.     (Seinfeld ref)





I  wish it wasn't so cold out again...


-8 windchill this am.

Granted it's a balmy 2000 degrees Celcius and rain nuetrons.........your welcome



I wish A-arms weren't more expensive than gold 

[Peelz]

Granted, they are more expensive than diamonds now, thanks.


I wish I would get over this cold.

[Krandall]

Granted. Nothin like a case of the clap.


I wish for more wishes.

[Colorado700R]

granted, but I'm relatively sure that Vern Troyer will not be re-inacting Goaste 



I wish for a decent breakfast burrito is this POS town 

[Peelz]

^

Granted, but your town is now overrun by mexican gang members too.



I wish it would warm up.

[Krandall]

Granted... you will be going to hell.... 




I wish this next hour would go by fast. LUNCH

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you eat Chipotle and shit your pants after you eat something spicy.

I wish I could win the lottery.

~Brian