Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Peelz]

Granted, but prize was claimed a day before, you receive jackpot of 100 bucks.

I wish I could go to sleep

[Krandall]

Granted... Coma's rock.



I wish I had some of peels special batch.

[Peelz]

Granted, now your dentist and dermatologist love you.


I wish this headache would go away.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You go beat off and your sperm retention headache goes away.

I wish I had a pizza.

~Brian

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted but its topped with Peels's Man chowder.. 






I wish the DOW would come back up over 8500 so the oilfield would get busy again.

[Peelz]

Granted, you work 400 days with no respite.


I wish I could to the dunes right now.

[FoundArealQuad]

Granted, Piles and Piles of white powder "meth"

I wish my intake would have cam with my exhaust today

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted, but you wont have time to get them installed untill 2012..


I wish I was rich and didnt have to work.

[Peelz]

granted, but you are white trash too... 


I wish it was summer

[BRAD]

Granted.  But you have a heat stroke.




i wish i had the night off

[Peelz]

Granted, now you have time to work the street corner.


I wish I could go ride right now 

[Lady4Fiddy]

Granted... but you catch syphilis from riding naked with nudist's.

I wish I could go on vacation right now.

[Krandall]

Granted. A vacation w/ baptists...... 


(No offense to any baptists here.. )



I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow like my wife.

[Colorado700R]

Granted, I'll "work" your wife tomorrow  :grin_nod:


I wish for world pieces

[Krandall]

Granted.... Reese's now makes reese's pieces world shapes


I wish that supper was ready.