Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Krandall]

Granted. But the only station on right now. Is country hits from the 2000's.   


I wish home buying was easy.

[Peelz]

Granted, crackhouses become FHA approved for home loans.

I wish I had more vacation time.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You now vacation in the Iowa penal system for manufacturing CDS.

I wish my knee would get better.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, heals just in time for Erich's visit, "assume the position"


I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You take Peel's 36 hour energy (As seen on TV).

I wish I could think of something funnier.

~Brian

[Krandall]

Granted. You use Peels as a referance .... Pimps Girl is to Black Guys as Peels is to skinny b*tches.


I wish I could eat out for lunch.

[Peelz]

Granted, you dig in the dumpster for scraps.

I wish work would pick up a little.

[BRAD]

Granted.  Then you get over loaded with work.



I wish 3 o'clock would hurry up and get here

[Peelz]

Granted, you have to work til 5.

I wish I could take a nap.

[BRAD]

Granted.  But your boss wakes you up by tea bagging you.




I wish I got payed more

[Peelz]

Granted, you got a penny/hr raise. Then gas jumps to 10/gallon.

I wish I could go home.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You use Peels as a referance .... Pimps Girl is to Black Guys as Peels is to skinny b*tches.


I wish I could eat out for lunch.

You are the man!



~Brian

[wastednuts]

Granted but mother in law is there



i wish i know were we are moving

[Peelz]

Granted, but you are moving to SIberia.


I wish I ws riding today.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, you are on a horse.

I wish I could quit working.

~Brian