Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Flynbyu]

Granted. Now they throw it at you!



I wish I was in charge of bailout funds.

~Brian

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but you get arrested on fraud charges.

I wish I didnt have to leave now.

[Peelz]

Granted, you become a quadraplegic. 

I wish all religions would merge and STFU!.

[Krandall]

Granted. We're all islam extremists.... BOOM!


I wish they'd stop reporting on how bad the economy is.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you loose $50 to Madoff, try to commit suicide and jump out of your first story window. Fail.



I wish I could focus on work.

~Brian

[BRAD]

Granted.  But then you lose your job.


I wish I didnt have to go home

[Krandall]

Granted. You have to go visit your old girlfriend instead.

I wish that the housing market collapses temporarily for myself and preddy. Then it can go back up

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but now you are the victim of a mortgage scheme

I wish there was peace in the world.

[Peelz]

Wish changed Krandall!

Granted, now everybody is gay!

I wish I would get a raise.

[Krandall]

Granted. Except, Raise is confused with "High" you are now methed out.


I wish for snow!

[BRAD]

Granted.   But you get snowed in at work



I wish it would snow some more

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but its all yellow.

I wish people would slow down

[Peelz]

Granted, we are all stupid.

I wish for sun.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, you are now on Mercury.



I wish it was 95F!

~Brian

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but your yard is full of trash


I wish I was a ninja