Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Krandall]

Granted. Butt Ninja's are NOT cool.... 


I wish this person would call me back so I can finish my security setup.

[BRAD]

Granted but then the electric goes out.




I wish my professor would cancel class

[Flynbyu]

Granted, put he assigns you four chapters and a test tomorrow.



I wish these customers chill the f*ck out.

~Brian

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... but he asks you out for a drink

I wish I could get motivated.

[Peelz]

granted, peels sendz you some meth

I wish I could take a nap.

[Lady4Fiddy]

granted... I send you some melatonin stripes.

I still wish I could get motivated.

[fire raptor]

Granted ,you are motivated to take a nap. Wish I could win the lottery.

[Peelz]

Granted, jackpot claimed week earlier, and you win 100 bucks.


I wish I could go to the moon.

[fire raptor]

Granted, the moon is the bare ass of some homeless guy. Still wish I could be the father of one of Angelina Jolies kids.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you realize why she adopts when she stands to pee.



I wish I could get an answer on this file and get rid of these people.

~Brian

[double06]

Granted, but the file says that they are wanted by the Feds for killing car dealers that decline them. 




Wish I could be buff without having to workout.

[Peelz]

Granted, you become a MLB player.



I wish I could have chipotle for lunch.

[fire raptor]

Granted, Chipotole is a male gay pornstar. Wish I could go to the desert and ride my Raptor.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you get sent to the desert in Iraq.



I wish I could go eat lunch now!

~Brian

[double06]

Granted, but you still don't know how to get rid of the serial killers in front of you..







I wish I had one of those logging machines.. Timberwolf I think.