Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Peelz]

Granted but you saw your legs off by mistake.

I wish I could sneak out a bit early today.

[BRAD]

Granted. But you don't know how to use it


I wish class was over

[Peelz]

Granted, you have been expelled, tuition still due.

I wish I was home.

[fire raptor]

Granted but it turns out to be homeless. I want a new truck.

[Peelz]

Granted, Hot Wheels sends you a package.

I wish clock would speed up.

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted, but then you will never have time to ride.


I wish I had a pile of money in my shop.

[BRAD]

Granted. But its monopoly money.


I wish my parents would chill the FERK out

[Peelz]

Granted, they die instantly.


I wish monopoly money was real.

[fire raptor]

Granted,Washington thinks it is. Wish it would stop raining.

[Peelz]

^^^^

Granted, then world's worst drought hits your area.


Wish my printer would speed the f**k up!

[fire raptor]

Granted, quit printing and start dick-tating. I need to lose some weight.

[Peelz]

Granted, you develop a methamphetamine habit.


I wish it was time to go...Oh wait, it is.

[Flynbyu]

Granted. You just soiled yourself like clockwork.



I wish someone would quit opening the door and letting the flies in.

~Brian

[fire raptor]

Granted,close the door and keep the flies in. oops my fly is down.

[Flynbyu]

Granted, receives ticket for not having a vendor's license to sell sausage.

I wish people with cankles would wear long pants.

~Brian