Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume III

[LittleBuddha]

Strippers are high maintenance.

Luckily the one I was hitting lived with her boyfriend. He forked out the cash, I supplied the weiner.

Her boyfriend was the son of the President of the Assemblies of GERD Ministries.

No shit.

~Brian

You just can't make that stuff up.   

Nope.....

I told her her tits were soft, and two weeks later the boyfriend anties up for a boob job.

He felt guilty, he got her knocked up, she gave up the kid, and from then on they just lived together so the rent was cheaper for both of them. He must have turned queer because she was on  every weekend. I'd go to the club and  while she rode me during a lap dance. She was a freak.

It was crazy.

~Brian

You just keep raising the bar.  I've gotten some handy's in the club.  I laid on the stage and a chick swiped her gash accross my face.  That was nice.   

[RR34]

Strippers are high maintenance.

Luckily the one I was  lived with her boyfriend. He forked out the cash, I supplied the  .

Her boyfriend was the son of the President of the Assemblies of GERD Ministries.

No shit.

~Brian

You just can't make that stuff up.   

Nope.....

I told her her tits were soft, and two weeks later the boyfriend anties up for a boob job.

He felt guilty, he got her knocked up, she gave up the kid, and from then on they just lived together so the rent was cheaper for both of them. He must have turned queer because she was on  every weekend. I'd go to the club and  while she rode me during a lap dance. She was a freak.

It was crazy.

~Brian

You just keep raising the bar.  I've gotten some handy's in the club.  I laid on the stage and a chick swiped gonhorrhea  accross my face.  That was nice.   

ewww dude.

[LittleBuddha]

Strippers are high maintenance.

Luckily the one I was  lived with her boyfriend. He forked out the cash, I supplied the  .

Her boyfriend was the son of the President of the Assemblies of GERD Ministries.

No shit.

~Brian

You just can't make that stuff up.   

Nope.....

I told her her tits were soft, and two weeks later the boyfriend anties up for a boob job.

He felt guilty, he got her knocked up, she gave up the kid, and from then on they just lived together so the rent was cheaper for both of them. He must have turned queer because she was on  every weekend. I'd go to the club and  while she rode me during a lap dance. She was a freak.

It was crazy.

~Brian

You just keep raising the bar.  I've gotten some handy's in the club.  I laid on the stage and a chick swiped gonhorrhea  accross my face.  That was nice.   

ewww dude.

Nothin' wrong with the clap.  Antibiotics will clear that shit right up.   

[RR34]

Strippers are high maintenance.

Luckily the one I was  lived with her boyfriend. He forked out the cash, I supplied the  .

Her boyfriend was the son of the President of the Assemblies of GERD Ministries.

No shit.

~Brian

You just can't make that stuff up.   

Nope.....

I told her her tits were soft, and two weeks later the boyfriend anties up for a boob job.

He felt guilty, he got her knocked up, she gave up the kid, and from then on they just lived together so the rent was cheaper for both of them. He must have turned queer because she was on  every weekend. I'd go to the club and  while she rode me during a lap dance. She was a freak.

It was crazy.

~Brian

You just keep raising the bar.  I've gotten some handy's in the club.  I laid on the stage and a chick swiped gonhorrhea  accross my face.  That was nice.   

ewww dude.

Nothin' wrong with the clap.  Antibiotics will clear that shit right up.   

[NixRaptor700]

You guys are like squirrels the way your attention spans go.

[Flynbyu]

You guys are like squirrels the way your attention spans go.

Maybe it's our ADD...Mine is under contr....Wow We're over 140 members!



~Brian

[NixRaptor700]

If they would learn to sign on after 7 it would be nice...j.k.

[Flynbyu]

If they would learn to sign on after 7 it would be nice...j.k.

It's been pretty quiet lately.

~Brian

[who else but rk]

what happened to the old rappy forum late nighters? 

[Krandall]

Well.. Not sure what time it is there right now...



KRANDALL REPORTING IN FROM DOWN UNDER!!!!!!!!!



It was a 3.5 hour flight from MSP to LAX. Not to bad.. We were seated behind a BIATCH.. Every little bump we did to hear seat she'd yell/say something. I finally gave up on patience with her and told her to settle down or I'd kick the damn thing on purpose..

LAX to MEL was a HELL of a flight. 14.75 hours in air. We flew Qantas. Not to bad. About 30 inflight movies to choose from along with about 50 TV sitcoms / shows to watch. Was really nice, quite bit of room.. It was a HUGE ass plane. First 747 I've flown on Not sure what the Thrust ft.lbs is but it was awesome. Just throws you into the back of your seat. We got here yesterday (wednesday) we were up all day (about 20 hours) to wait and sleep when it was dark. Seems the Jetlag isn't to bad. it's about 4:40 PM Thursday now. We went into down town Melbourne. What a great city. Saturday we are going to a footie game (aussie rules football similar to rugby but not the same) so that will be fun and sunday is The wedding for Lydia's bro...

That's all I got for now.. I'll probably check in some time this weekend.

Cheers,

-Randy


hahhaa, just realized it's nearly 2:00AM your time  THAT explains why no one is on....

[dick-84]

I guys just stoped in to say HI! Ill be on here alittle more since i got my new comp at work now. Hope everyone is doing great! 

[BLU700R]

WoW there is 2 people on right now! And i am not tired we need a raptorsource.com screensaver

[socalrappy700]

Damn!  I missed Nix again!

And glad to hear from you Randy.   

[Colorado700R]

Where's today's History??

Someone go the corner of "You gotta purdy mouth" and "Bubblefuck Egypt"  (OK/AR border) and wake Brian up!!   

[socalrappy700]

Where's today's History??

Someone go the corner of "You gotta purdy mouth" and "Bubblefuck Egypt"  (OK/AR border) and wake Brian up!!   

Its his day off, he'll be here in a few.