Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume III

[Colorado700R]

Where's today's History??

Someone go the corner of "You gotta purdy mouth" and "Bubblefuck Egypt"  (OK/AR border) and wake Brian up!!   

Its his day off, he'll be here in a few.

I heard on the "Strange but true" news on the local radio station, that a new 24 hour male maturbation record was set!!   

31 Times in 24 hours 



Brian had to be exhausted!!   

[socalrappy700]

Where's today's History??

Someone go the corner of "You gotta purdy mouth" and "Bubblefuck Egypt"  (OK/AR border) and wake Brian up!!   

Its his day off, he'll be here in a few.

I heard on the "Strange but true" news on the local radio station, that a new 24 hour male maturbation record was set!!   

31 Times in 24 hours 



Brian had to be exhausted!!   

Hell, I topped that before breakfast today.   

[Colorado700R]

Where's today's History??

Someone go the corner of "You gotta purdy mouth" and "Bubblefuck Egypt"  (OK/AR border) and wake Brian up!!   

Its his day off, he'll be here in a few.

I heard on the "Strange but true" news on the local radio station, that a new 24 hour male maturbation record was set!!   

31 Times in 24 hours 



Brian had to be exhausted!!   

Hell, I topped that before breakfast today.   

Bet that started as "Oh GERD, yes!"

and ended like "Please GERD, not again!!"

[socalrappy700]

Where's today's History??

Someone go the corner of "You gotta purdy mouth" and "Bubblefuck Egypt"  (OK/AR border) and wake Brian up!!   

Its his day off, he'll be here in a few.

I heard on the "Strange but true" news on the local radio station, that a new 24 hour male maturbation record was set!!   

31 Times in 24 hours 



Brian had to be exhausted!!   

Hell, I topped that before breakfast today.   

Bet that started as "Oh GERD, yes!"

and ended like "Please GERD, not again!!"

Not really, I had to go to work so I took a break.

[Peelz]

How would you like to be the judge in that attempt? Make sure you wear rubber gloves when you hand him the plaque.

[Flynbyu]

Where's today's History??

Someone go the corner of "You gotta purdy mouth" and "Bubblefuck Egypt"  (OK/AR border) and wake Brian up!!   

Its his day off, he'll be here in a few.

I heard on the "Strange but true" news on the local radio station, that a new 24 hour male maturbation record was set!!   

31 Times in 24 hours 



Brian had to be exhausted!!   

I finished first and third in a masterbating contest once.

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Today in history...

May 29 526

A major earthquake accompanied by a fire destroys the city of Antioch, killing perhaps a quarter of a million people. The rebuilding efforts are wiped away two years later by another major quake.

May 29 1453

Constantinople is taken by Ottoman Turks, after a fifty day siege led by Sultan Mehmet II. The city defense of 10,000 men was no match for a force of 100,000 armed with heavy artillery. It is the final gasp of the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire.

May 29 1806

Dueling over a horse racing wager, future President Andrew Jackson takes a bullet in the chest from fellow lawyer Charles Dickinson. The slug shatters two ribs and buries itself near his heart. Then it is Jackson's turn to fire, which manages to sever an artery and kill his opponent.

May 29 1985

Two hours before kickoff of the European Cup Final, a riot breaks out in the stadium between supporters of Liverpool and Juventus at Heysel Stadium in Brussels, Belgium. 39 soccer fans are killed and more than 350 injured on live television.

May 29 1999

Hikers discover the skeletal remains of Philip "Taylor" in his Ford Aerostar at the bottom of a 200-foot ravine in Malibu, California. The onetime bassist for the band Iron Butterfly had disappeared four years prior.

Birthdays today...
1594 - Gottfried Heinrich Graf zu Pappenheim, Bavarian general (d. 1632)
1627 - Anne, Duchess of Montpensier, French writer and Princess(d. 1693)
1630 - Charles II of England (d. 1685)
1675 - Humphry Ditton, English mathematician (d. 1715)
1716 - Louis-Jean-Marie Daubenton, French naturalist (d. 1800)
1722 - James FitzGerald, 1st Duke of Leinster, Irish politician (d. 1773)
1736 - Patrick Henry, American patriot, statesman, and orator (d. 1799)
1773 - Princess Sophia of Gloucester (d. 1844)
1794 - Johann Heinrich von Mädler, German astronomer (d. 1874)
1823 - John H. Balsley, American carpenter (d. 1895)
1860 - Isaac Albéniz, Spanish composer (d. 1909)
1863 - Arthur Mold, English cricketer (d. 1921)
1874 - G. K. Chesterton, English novelist (d. 1936)
1880 - Oswald Spengler, German philosopher (d. 1936)
1892 - Alfonsina Storni, Argentine writer (d. 1938)
1893 - Max Brand, American author and war correspondent (d. 1944)
1894 - Beatrice Lillie, Canadian actress (d. 1989)
1894 - Josef von Sternberg, Austrian-born writer and film director (d. 1969)
1897 - Erich Wolfgang Korngold, Austrian composer (d. 1957)
1903 - Bob Hope, British-born comedian and actor (d. 2003)
1905 - Sebastian Shaw, English actor (d. 1994)
1906 - T.H. White, British author (d. 1964)
1907 - Hartland Molson, Canadian businessman and senator (d. 2002)
1911 - Armida, Mexican-American stage, vaudeville and film star (d. 1989)
1913 - Tony Zale, American boxer (d. 1997)
1914 - Stacy Keach, Sr., American actor (d. 2003)
1915 - Karl Münchinger, German conductor (d. 1990)
1917 - John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th President of the United States (d. 1963)
1920 - John Harsanyi, Hungarian-born economist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 2000)
1922 - Iannis Xenakis, Greek composer and architect, major contributor to musical modernism (d. 2001)
1926 - Charles Denner, French actor (d. 1995)
1927 - Jean Coutu, Quebec businessman (Jean Coutu Group)
1932 - Richie Guerin, former basketball player
1932 - Paul R. Ehrlich, American biologist and author who founded the group Zero Population Growth
1933 - Helmuth Rilling, German conductor
1937 - Charles W. Pickering, American judge
1937 - Irmin Schmidt, German musician (Can)
1938 - Fay Vincent, baseball commissioner
1939 - Al Unser, Sr., American race car driver
1940 - Farooq Leghari, President of Pakistan
1942 - Pierre Bourque, Former mayor of Montreal
1942 - Kevin Conway, American actor
1943 - Robert W. Edgar, Theologian
1945 - Gary Brooker, musician (Procol Harum)
1946 - Fernando Buesa, Basque politician (d. 2000)
1947 - Gene Robinson, American ecclesiastic
1947 - Anthony Geary, American actor
1949 - Brian Kidd, English footballer
1950 - Rebbie Jackson, American musician
1951 - Peter Chernin, President of News Corporation
1953 - Danny Elfman, American musician (Oingo Boingo)
1953 - Aleksandr Abdulov, Russian actor (d. 2008)
1955 - John Hinckley, Jr., American attempted assassin
1955 - Sut Jhally, Kenyan-born American educator
1955 - Ken Schrader, American race car driver
1956 - LaToya Jackson, American musician
1957 - Jeb Hensarling, American politician
1957 - Ted Levine, American actor
1958 - Annette Bening, American actress
1958 - Willem Holleeder, Dutch criminal
1959 - Rupert Everett, English actor
1959 - Adrian Paul, English actor
1961 - Melissa Etheridge, American musician
1962 - Eric Davis, American baseball player
1962 - John D. LeMay, American actor
1963 - Blaze Bayley, British singer (ex-Iron Maiden)
1963 - Ukyo Katayama, Japanese racing driver
1963 - Lisa Whelchel, American actress
1967 - Noel Gallagher, English musician (Oasis)
1967 - Mike Keane, Canadian hockey player
1969 - Chan Kinchla, Canadian musician (Blues Traveler)
1971 - Eric Lucas, Quebec professional boxer
1972 - Közi, Japanese visual kei artist
1973 - Mark Lee, American musician (guitarist for Third Day)
1973 - Alpay Özalan, Turkish footballer
1974 - Myf Warhurst, Australian radio presenter on Triple J and TV personality on Spicks and Specks
1974 - Marc Gené, Spanish Formula One driver
1975 - Melanie Brown, English musician and actress
1975 - Anthony Wall, English golfer
1976 - David Buckner, American musician (Papa Roach)
1976 - Caçapa, Brazilian footballer
1976 - Jerry Hairston Jr., American baseball player
1976 - Yūsuke Iseya, Japanese model and actor
1977 - Antonio Lebo-Lebo, Angolan footballer
1978 - Pelle Almqvist, Swedish musician (The Hives)
1978 - Sébastien Grosjean, French tennis player
1978 - Adam Rickitt,British/New Zealand actor
1979 - Brian Kendrick, American professional wrestler
1979 - Arne Friedrich, German football player
1979 - John Rheinecker, Major League Baseball player
1979 - Casey Sheehan, American soldier; son of Cindy Sheehan (d. 2004)
1982 - Ana Beatriz Barros, Brazilian model
1982 - Joanne Borgella, American plus-sized model and singer
1982 - Matt Macri, American baseball player
1983 - Rama Claproth, Indonesian blues guitarist
1984 - Carmelo Anthony, American basketball player
1986 - Dylan Postl, American professional wrestler
1987 - Alessandra Toreson, American actress
1989 - Danielle Riley Keough, American actress
1991 - Kristen Alderson, American actress

Famous deaths...
1259 - King Christopher I of Denmark (b. 1219)
1379 - King Henry II of Castile (b. 1334)
1405 - Philippe de Mézières, advisor to Charles V of France
1425 - Hongxi Emperor of China (b. 1378)
1453 - Constantine XI Palaeologus, last Byzantine Emperor (b. 1404)
1500 - Bartolomeu Dias, Portuguese explorer
1546 - David Beaton, Scottish Catholic cardinal
1593 - John Penry, Welsh Protestant leader (b. 1559)
1660 - Frans van Schooten, Dutch mathematician (b. 1615)
1691 - Cornelis Tromp, Dutch admiral (b. 1629)
1790 - Israel Putnam, American Revolutionary War general (b. 1718)
1796 - Carl Fredrik Pechlin, Swedish politician (b. 1720)
1814 - Joséphine de Beauharnais, Empress of France (b. 1763)
1829 - Humphry Davy, English chemist (b. 1778)
1847 - Emmanuel, marquis de Grouchy, French marshal (b. 1766)
1866 - Winfield Scott, American general (b. 1786)
1868 - Michael Obrenovich III, Prince of Serbia (b. 1823)
1882 - Vasily Perov, Russian painter (b. 1833)
1892 - Bahá'u'lláh, Persian founder of the Bahá'í Faith (b. 1817)
1896 - Gabriel Auguste Daubrée, French geologist (b. 1814)
1903 - Draga Mašin, Queen of Serbia (b. 1864)
1903 - Bruce Price, American architect (b. 1845)
1910 - Mily Balakirev, Russian composer (b. 1837)
1911 - William S. Gilbert, English dramatist (b. 1836)
1919 - Robert Bacon, American politician (b. 1860)
1935 - Josef Suk, Czech composer and violinist (b. 1874)
1939 - Ursula Julia Ledochowska, Polish-Austrian Catholic saint (b. 1865)
1942 - John Barrymore, American actor (b. 1882)
1946 - Martin Gottfried Weiss, Commandant of Dachau concentration camp (b. 1905)
1948 - Dame May Whitty, English actress (b. 1865)
1951 - Fanny Brice, American singer/comedian (b. 1891)
1953 - Man Mountain Dean, American professional wrestler (b. 1891)
1958 - Juan Ramón Jiménez, Spanish writer, Nobel laureate (b. 1881)
1970 - John Gunther, American writer (b. 1901)
1972 - Moe Berg, American baseball player and spy (b. 1902)
1972 - Stephen Timoshenko, Ukrainian-born mechanical engineer (b. 1878)
1973 - P. Ramlee, Malaysian film actor, director, singer and songwriter. (b. 1929)
1977 - Ba Maw, Burmese politician (b. 1893)
1979 - Mary Pickford, Canadian-born American actress and studio founder (b. 1892)
1979 - John H. Wood, Jr., American federal judge (b. 1916)
1982 - Romy Schneider, Austrian actress (b. 1938)
1983 - Arvīds Pelše, Soviet Latvian statesman (b. 1899)
1989 - John Cipollina, American musician (Quicksilver Messenger Service) (b. 1943)
1993 - Billy Conn, American boxer (b. 1917)
1994 - Erich Honecker, leader of East Germany (b. 1912)
1996 - Tamara Toumanova, Ballet star and actress (b. 1919)
1997 - Jeff Buckley, American musician (drowned) (b. 1966)
1997 - George Fenneman, American radio and television announcer (b. 1919)
1998 - Barry M. Goldwater, U.S. Senator from Arizona and presidential candidate (b. 1909)
2002 - Mildred Benson, American writer (b. 1905)
2003 - David Jefferies, British motorcycle racer (b. 1972)
2004 - Archibald Cox, Watergate special prosecutor (b. 1912)
2004 - Samuel Dash, American Congressional counsel (b. 1925)
2005 - George Rochberg, American composer (b. 1918)
2006 - Steve Mizerak, American pool player (b. 1944)
2006 - Jacques Bouchard, Quebec advertising executive (b. 1930)
2007 - Dave Balon, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1938)
2007 - Lois Browne-Evans, Bermudian Politician (stroke) (b. 1927)
2007 - Posteal Laskey, American convicted murderer widely believed to be the Cincinnati Strangler of natural causes (b. 1938)

Holidays and observances...
Bahá'í Faith: Ascension of Bahá'u'llah
Nigeria: Democracy Day
United Kingdom: Oak Apple Day.
Blessed Adhemar
Saint Erwin
Saint Maximinus of Trier
Saint Theodosia
Saint Alexander of Alexandria
Saint Madeleine Sophie Barat
International Day of United Nations Peacekeepers

Have a great Thursday.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

How would you like to be the judge in that attempt? Make sure you wear rubber gloves when you hand him the plaque.

just think of the room they did that in.

[Peelz]

Where's today's History??

Someone go the corner of "You gotta purdy mouth" and "Bubblefuck Egypt"  (OK/AR border) and wake Brian up!!   

Its his day off, he'll be here in a few.

I heard on the "Strange but true" news on the local radio station, that a new 24 hour male maturbation record was set!!   

31 Times in 24 hours 



Brian had to be exhausted!!   

I finished first and third in a masterbating contest once.

~Brian

mom and pop were proud I bet.

[socalrappy700]

Where's today's History??

Someone go the corner of "You gotta purdy mouth" and "Bubblefuck Egypt"  (OK/AR border) and wake Brian up!!   

Its his day off, he'll be here in a few.

I heard on the "Strange but true" news on the local radio station, that a new 24 hour male maturbation record was set!!   

31 Times in 24 hours 



Brian had to be exhausted!!   

I finished first and third in a masterbating contest once.

~Brian

Thats only because I didn't enter that one.

[Flynbyu]

With the record 2 inches of rain we had in an hour a few days ago, the grass has went nuts. I've got to cut it again today.

~Brian

[Colorado700R]

May 29 1453

Constantinople is taken by Ottoman Turks, after a fifty day siege led by Sultan Mehmet II. The city defense of 10,000 men was no match for a force of 100,000 armed with heavy artillery. It is the final gasp of the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire.


First recorded example of why religon should never mix with politics 

[Flynbyu]

May 29 1453

Constantinople is taken by Ottoman Turks, after a fifty day siege led by Sultan Mehmet II. The city defense of 10,000 men was no match for a force of 100,000 armed with heavy artillery. It is the final gasp of the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire.


First recorded example of why religon should never mix with politics 

The Roman Empire was huge back in the day.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

May 29 1453

Constantinople is taken by Ottoman Turks, after a fifty day siege led by Sultan Mehmet II. The city defense of 10,000 men was no match for a force of 100,000 armed with heavy artillery. It is the final gasp of the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire.


First recorded example of why religon should never mix with politics 

The Roman Empire was huge back in the day.

~Brian

We are the new Rome, and if we keep going down this road of changing our country we will fall too.

[Flynbyu]

No word from Randy yet?

I hope he's not lost in the Outback.

~Brian