Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume III

[Flynbyu]

I was just talking to a customer about her career choices and we both thought that she should start stripping.  I just love 19 year old titties.   

19?

Oh yeah. I would take her over to the down payment couch and work something out.

~Brian

Yeah, her tits are fantastic.  The rest, not so much.  She's totally deluded if she thinks she's gonna peel out here, especially nude.  Waaaaaaay too much competition.  I'm gonna try and persuade her to do some internet stuff.   

I know just the site!

~Brian

A tittie site?  Or just general?

Did you notice that I went from Fareed Zakaria to 19 year old titties?  Something is definately wrong with me.

I won't rail someone for talking tits.

Yeah, hello this site!

One of my favs, postyourbeaver.com

Great amateur stuff. You've gotta weed through the skanks though. I'm known as the "Unknown Comic". I blast chicks for being to skinny or fat. I tell them to stop posting pics if they are not up to my standards.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I was just talking to a customer about her career choices and we both thought that she should start stripping.  I just love 19 year old titties.   

19?

Oh yeah. I would take her over to the down payment couch and work something out.

~Brian

Yeah, her tits are fantastic.  The rest, not so much.  She's totally deluded if she thinks she's gonna peel out here, especially nude.  Waaaaaaay too much competition.  I'm gonna try and persuade her to do some internet stuff.   

I know just the site!

~Brian

A tittie site?  Or just general?

Did you notice that I went from Fareed Zakaria to 19 year old titties?  Something is definately wrong with me.

I won't rail someone for talking tits.

Yeah, hello this site!

One of my favs, postyourbeaver.com

Great amateur stuff. You've gotta weed through the skanks though. I'm known as the "Unknown Comic". I blast chicks for being to skinny or fat. I tell them to stop posting pics if they are not up to my standards.

~Brian

The unknown comic?       I'm so there.

[Flynbyu]

I haven't been on in a while, but on some of the older posts I should have some comments there. I would never register, but would log on as a guest and you could type in a guest name. There are some freaky bitches on that site. All kinds of fetishes.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I haven't been on in a while, but on some of the older posts I should have some comments there. I would never register, but would log on as a guest and you could type in a guest name. There are some freaky bitches on that site. All kinds of fetishes.

~Brian

Seriously, how did we survived before the series of tubes?   

[Flynbyu]

I haven't been on in a while, but on some of the older posts I should have some comments there. I would never register, but would log on as a guest and you could type in a guest name. There are some freaky bitches on that site. All kinds of fetishes.

~Brian

Seriously, how did we survived before the series of tubes?   

JC Penny, National Geographic.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I haven't been on in a while, but on some of the older posts I should have some comments there. I would never register, but would log on as a guest and you could type in a guest name. There are some freaky bitches on that site. All kinds of fetishes.

~Brian

Seriously, how did we survived before the series of tubes?   

JC Penny, National Geographic.

~Brian

Good call.  I remember when HBO first started showing skin.   

[Flynbyu]

I haven't been on in a while, but on some of the older posts I should have some comments there. I would never register, but would log on as a guest and you could type in a guest name. There are some freaky bitches on that site. All kinds of fetishes.

~Brian

Seriously, how did we survived before the series of tubes?   

JC Penny, National Geographic.

~Brian

Good call.  I remember when HBO first started showing skin.   

We had The Move Channel when we first got cable......I remember staying up late to peep tit shots. My first tit shot movie I'll never forget.....It was called My Tutor.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

I haven't been on in a while, but on some of the older posts I should have some comments there. I would never register, but would log on as a guest and you could type in a guest name. There are some freaky bitches on that site. All kinds of fetishes.

~Brian

Seriously, how did we survived before the series of tubes?   

JC Penny, National Geographic.

~Brian

Good call.  I remember when HBO first started showing skin.   

We had The Move Channel when we first got cable......I remember staying up late to peep tit shots. My first tit shot movie I'll never forget.....It was called My Tutor.

~Brian

I remember that one.  My first memory was Valentino.  Everybody made such a big deal out of it. 

[Flynbyu]

That made me think of Andie Valentino.

Roast beef.

I'm hungry now.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

That made me think of Andie Valentino.

Roast beef.

I'm hungry now.

~Brian

I'm a fan of the meaty vag.  People that hate have never eaten one.   

[Flynbyu]

That made me think of Andie Valentino.

Roast beef.

I'm hungry now.

~Brian

I'm a fan of the meaty vag.  People that hate have never eaten one.   

I've not had a meaty one, but I think they are hot.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

That made me think of Andie Valentino.

Roast beef.

I'm hungry now.

~Brian

I'm a fan of the meaty vag.  People that hate have never eaten one.   

I've not had a meaty one, but I think they are hot.

~Brian

Hurricane Tiffany, the stripper I was fuckin' had a meaty vag.  Great tits and a meaty vag=heaven.  I put up with a lot of shit to hit that.   

[Flynbyu]

Strippers are high maintenance.

Luckily the one I was  lived with her boyfriend. He forked out the cash, I supplied the  .

Her boyfriend was the son of the President of the Assemblies of GERD Ministries.

No shit.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Strippers are high maintenance.

Luckily the one I was hitting lived with her boyfriend. He forked out the cash, I supplied the weiner.

Her boyfriend was the son of the President of the Assemblies of GERD Ministries.

No shit.

~Brian

You just can't make that stuff up.   

[Flynbyu]

Strippers are high maintenance.

Luckily the one I was hitting lived with her boyfriend. He forked out the cash, I supplied the weiner.

Her boyfriend was the son of the President of the Assemblies of GERD Ministries.

No shit.

~Brian

You just can't make that stuff up.   

Nope.....

I told her her tits were soft, and two weeks later the boyfriend anties up for a boob job.

He felt guilty, he got her knocked up, she gave up the kid, and from then on they just lived together so the rent was cheaper for both of them. He must have turned queer because she was on  every weekend. I'd go to the club and  while she rode me during a lap dance. She was a freak.

It was crazy.

~Brian