Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XV

[socalrappy700]

And OH MY GERD!  Bill Clinton got a F  ckin' blow job from some chubby intern.  Holy shit.  Seriously, if your wife looked like Hilary, wouldn't you stick a cigar up some fatty's snatch?  Right.   

Exactly why now I want someone who has proven a sense of Honor for president.  Not a a popular douche bag that has zero experience.

but he's new and is a great speaker, and is going to change America's political. economical, and social structure.

Let's just HOPE Obama he appoints some good cabinet members to make the tough decisions.

McCain is an opportunist.  I challenge you to read the Rolling Stone article on McCain.  I used to drink his kool aid until I read that piece.  Yes, I know it's Rolling Stone.  But I also am intelligent enough to know what a hit piece is so save it.  Read it.  McCain has no honor. 

Must of been all facts with such a stellar magazine.  

So if it was in Guns and Ammo with Palin on the cover would it be legit?



~Brian

Not at all, I find all media outlets to be completely BS.  I get my facts from the source and not get on the modern day bandwagon.

[socalrappy700]

And OH MY GERD!  Bill Clinton got a F  ckin' blow job from some chubby intern.  Holy shit.  Seriously, if your wife looked like Hilary, wouldn't you stick a cigar up some fatty's snatch?  Right.   

Exactly why now I want someone who has proven a sense of Honor for president.  Not a a popular douche bag that has zero experience.

but he's new and is a great speaker, and is going to change America's political. economical, and social structure.

Let's just HOPE Obama he appoints some good cabinet members to make the tough decisions.

McCain is an opportunist.  I challenge you to read the Rolling Stone article on McCain.  I used to drink his kool aid until I read that piece.  Yes, I know it's Rolling Stone.  But I also am intelligent enough to know what a hit piece is so save it.  Read it.  McCain has no honor. 

Must of been all facts with such a stellar magazine.  

Um, did you notice my caveat?  I said I know it's Rolling Stone.  But it's not a hit piece.  Read it and then give me an opinion.  I'm a F  ckin' veteran and I'm disgusted with McCain.  He F  ckin' folded like a tortilla.  Rule number one when being taken prisoner is to TRY AND ESCAPE.  Just read the article.  I'm playing the vet card on this one, sorry.

We can't comment on his actions when he was held captive unless we were sitting next to him.

[LittleBuddha]

And OH MY GERD!  Bill Clinton got a F  ckin' blow job from some chubby intern.  Holy shit.  Seriously, if your wife looked like Hilary, wouldn't you stick a cigar up some fatty's snatch?  Right.   

Exactly why now I want someone who has proven a sense of Honor for president.  Not a a popular douche bag that has zero experience.

but he's new and is a great speaker, and is going to change America's political. economical, and social structure.

Let's just HOPE Obama he appoints some good cabinet members to make the tough decisions.

McCain is an opportunist.  I challenge you to read the Rolling Stone article on McCain.  I used to drink his kool aid until I read that piece.  Yes, I know it's Rolling Stone.  But I also am intelligent enough to know what a hit piece is so save it.  Read it.  McCain has no honor. 

Must of been all facts with such a stellar magazine.  

So if it was in Guns and Ammo with Palin on the cover would it be legit?



~Brian

I would jerk it to that.  I think Palin is hot until she starts talking.  Like Liz Hurley.  Yeah, I'm vapid, so what.

[LittleBuddha]

And OH MY GERD!  Bill Clinton got a F  ckin' blow job from some chubby intern.  Holy shit.  Seriously, if your wife looked like Hilary, wouldn't you stick a cigar up some fatty's snatch?  Right.   

Exactly why now I want someone who has proven a sense of Honor for president.  Not a a popular douche bag that has zero experience.

but he's new and is a great speaker, and is going to change America's political. economical, and social structure.

Let's just HOPE Obama he appoints some good cabinet members to make the tough decisions.

McCain is an opportunist.  I challenge you to read the Rolling Stone article on McCain.  I used to drink his kool aid until I read that piece.  Yes, I know it's Rolling Stone.  But I also am intelligent enough to know what a hit piece is so save it.  Read it.  McCain has no honor. 

Must of been all facts with such a stellar magazine.  

Um, did you notice my caveat?  I said I know it's Rolling Stone.  But it's not a hit piece.  Read it and then give me an opinion.  I'm a F  ckin' veteran and I'm disgusted with McCain.  He F  ckin' folded like a tortilla.  Rule number one when being taken prisoner is to TRY AND ESCAPE.  Just read the article.  I'm playing the vet card on this one, sorry.

We can't comment on his actions when he was held captive unless we were sitting next to him.

John Dramesi can.  So can a lot of others. 

[LittleBuddha]

And OH MY GERD!  Bill Clinton got a F  ckin' blow job from some chubby intern.  Holy shit.  Seriously, if your wife looked like Hilary, wouldn't you stick a cigar up some fatty's snatch?  Right.   

Exactly why now I want someone who has proven a sense of Honor for president.  Not a a popular douche bag that has zero experience.

but he's new and is a great speaker, and is going to change America's political. economical, and social structure.

Let's just HOPE Obama he appoints some good cabinet members to make the tough decisions.

McCain is an opportunist.  I challenge you to read the Rolling Stone article on McCain.  I used to drink his kool aid until I read that piece.  Yes, I know it's Rolling Stone.  But I also am intelligent enough to know what a hit piece is so save it.  Read it.  McCain has no honor. 

Must of been all facts with such a stellar magazine.  

So if it was in Guns and Ammo with Palin on the cover would it be legit?



~Brian

Not at all, I find all media outlets to be completely BS.  I get my facts from the source and not get on the modern day bandwagon.

What is your source?

[Colorado700R]

And OH MY GERD!  Bill Clinton got a F  ckin' blow job from some chubby intern.  Holy shit.  Seriously, if your wife looked like Hilary, wouldn't you stick a cigar up some fatty's snatch?  Right.   

Exactly why now I want someone who has proven a sense of Honor for president.  Not a a popular douche bag that has zero experience.

but he's new and is a great speaker, and is going to change America's political. economical, and social structure.

Let's just HOPE Obama he appoints some good cabinet members to make the tough decisions.

McCain is an opportunist.  I challenge you to read the Rolling Stone article on McCain.  I used to drink his kool aid until I read that piece.  Yes, I know it's Rolling Stone.  But I also am intelligent enough to know what a hit piece is so save it.  Read it.  McCain has no honor. 

Must of been all facts with such a stellar magazine.  

Um, did you notice my caveat?  I said I know it's Rolling Stone.  But it's not a hit piece.  Read it and then give me an opinion.  I'm a F  ckin' veteran and I'm disgusted with McCain.  He F  ckin' folded like a tortilla.  Rule number one when being taken prisoner is to TRY AND ESCAPE.  Just read the article.  I'm playing the vet card on this one, sorry.

We can't comment on his actions when he was held captive unless we were sitting next to him.

John Dramesi can.  So can a lot of others. 

Yeah, lets continue to dishonor what he did and give a bronze star to Jessica Lynch  

[Flynbyu]

I found the article: http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/make_believe_maverick_the_real_john_mccain/page/1

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

Oh and for Scott:

Q: What's the difference between Palin's mouth and her vagina?




















A: Only certain things that come out of her vagina are stupid.

Ouch.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

And OH MY GERD!  Bill Clinton got a F  ckin' blow job from some chubby intern.  Holy shit.  Seriously, if your wife looked like Hilary, wouldn't you stick a cigar up some fatty's snatch?  Right.   

Exactly why now I want someone who has proven a sense of Honor for president.  Not a a popular douche bag that has zero experience.

but he's new and is a great speaker, and is going to change America's political. economical, and social structure.

Let's just HOPE Obama he appoints some good cabinet members to make the tough decisions.

McCain is an opportunist.  I challenge you to read the Rolling Stone article on McCain.  I used to drink his kool aid until I read that piece.  Yes, I know it's Rolling Stone.  But I also am intelligent enough to know what a hit piece is so save it.  Read it.  McCain has no honor. 

Must of been all facts with such a stellar magazine.  

Um, did you notice my caveat?  I said I know it's Rolling Stone.  But it's not a hit piece.  Read it and then give me an opinion.  I'm a F  ckin' veteran and I'm disgusted with McCain.  He F  ckin' folded like a tortilla.  Rule number one when being taken prisoner is to TRY AND ESCAPE.  Just read the article.  I'm playing the vet card on this one, sorry.

We can't comment on his actions when he was held captive unless we were sitting next to him.

John Dramesi can.  So can a lot of others. 

Yeah, lets continue to dishonor what he did and give a bronze star to Jessica Lynch  

Read the article Aaron.  You'll understand.  You woulda punched him right in his cocksucker if he was in your unit.

[LittleBuddha]

Oh and for Scott:

Q: What's the difference between Palin's mouth and her vagina?




















A: Only certain things that come out of her vagina are stupid.

Ouch.

~Brian

OMFG.  That was awesome.  I would totally dig a threeway with Cindy and Sarah.  That's the only thing I'll support.   

[LittleBuddha]

I found the article: http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/make_believe_maverick_the_real_john_mccain/page/1

~Brian

Read it and lemme know what you think. 

[Colorado700R]

And OH MY GERD!  Bill Clinton got a F  ckin' blow job from some chubby intern.  Holy shit.  Seriously, if your wife looked like Hilary, wouldn't you stick a cigar up some fatty's snatch?  Right.   

Exactly why now I want someone who has proven a sense of Honor for president.  Not a a popular douche bag that has zero experience.

but he's new and is a great speaker, and is going to change America's political. economical, and social structure.

Let's just HOPE Obama he appoints some good cabinet members to make the tough decisions.

McCain is an opportunist.  I challenge you to read the Rolling Stone article on McCain.  I used to drink his kool aid until I read that piece.  Yes, I know it's Rolling Stone.  But I also am intelligent enough to know what a hit piece is so save it.  Read it.  McCain has no honor. 

Must of been all facts with such a stellar magazine.  

Um, did you notice my caveat?  I said I know it's Rolling Stone.  But it's not a hit piece.  Read it and then give me an opinion.  I'm a F  ckin' veteran and I'm disgusted with McCain.  He F  ckin' folded like a tortilla.  Rule number one when being taken prisoner is to TRY AND ESCAPE.  Just read the article.  I'm playing the vet card on this one, sorry.

We can't comment on his actions when he was held captive unless we were sitting next to him.

John Dramesi can.  So can a lot of others. 

Yeah, lets continue to dishonor what he did and give a bronze star to Jessica Lynch  

Read the article Aaron.  You'll understand.  You woulda punched him right in his cocksucker if he was in your unit.

If one ounce of that was true Scott, the Obama camp would of been all over it since McCain has been challenging Charater.  They haven't, I think thats the proof that this is dribble vice fact.

Aaron

[Flynbyu]

"In its broad strokes, McCain's life story is oddly similar to that of the current occupant of the White House. John Sidney McCain III and George Walker Bush both represent the third generation of American dynasties. Both were born into positions of privilege against which they rebelled into mediocrity. Both developed an uncanny social intelligence that allowed them to skate by with a minimum of mental exertion. Both struggled with booze and loutish behavior. At each step, with the aid of their fathers' powerful friends, both failed upward. And both shed their skins as Episcopalian members of the Washington elite to build political careers as self-styled, ranch-inhabiting Westerners who pray to Jesus in their wives' evangelical churches."

"In one vital respect, however, the comparison is deeply unfair to the current president: George W. Bush was a much better pilot."

ERMAHGERD!

Holy shit.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

And OH MY GERD!  Bill Clinton got a F  ckin' blow job from some chubby intern.  Holy shit.  Seriously, if your wife looked like Hilary, wouldn't you stick a cigar up some fatty's snatch?  Right.   

Exactly why now I want someone who has proven a sense of Honor for president.  Not a a popular douche bag that has zero experience.

but he's new and is a great speaker, and is going to change America's political. economical, and social structure.

Let's just HOPE Obama he appoints some good cabinet members to make the tough decisions.

McCain is an opportunist.  I challenge you to read the Rolling Stone article on McCain.  I used to drink his kool aid until I read that piece.  Yes, I know it's Rolling Stone.  But I also am intelligent enough to know what a hit piece is so save it.  Read it.  McCain has no honor. 

Must of been all facts with such a stellar magazine.  

Um, did you notice my caveat?  I said I know it's Rolling Stone.  But it's not a hit piece.  Read it and then give me an opinion.  I'm a F  ckin' veteran and I'm disgusted with McCain.  He F  ckin' folded like a tortilla.  Rule number one when being taken prisoner is to TRY AND ESCAPE.  Just read the article.  I'm playing the vet card on this one, sorry.

We can't comment on his actions when he was held captive unless we were sitting next to him.

John Dramesi can.  So can a lot of others. 

Yeah, lets continue to dishonor what he did and give a bronze star to Jessica Lynch  

Read the article Aaron.  You'll understand.  You woulda punched him right in his cocksucker if he was in your unit.

If one ounce of that was true Scott, the Obama camp would of been all over it since McCain has been challenging Charater.  They haven't, I think thats the proof that this is dribble vice fact.

Aaron

Just like Kerry getting swift boated?  None of that shit was true and Kerry reacted too slow and got hammered.  I hate Kerry too so don't get all excited.  Just google John Dramesi.  He was in charge of SAC at one point in his career.  Not a slacker.  

[LittleBuddha]

"In its broad strokes, McCain's life story is oddly similar to that of the current occupant of the White House. John Sidney McCain III and George Walker Bush both represent the third generation of American dynasties. Both were born into positions of privilege against which they rebelled into mediocrity. Both developed an uncanny social intelligence that allowed them to skate by with a minimum of mental exertion. Both struggled with booze and loutish behavior. At each step, with the aid of their fathers' powerful friends, both failed upward. And both shed their skins as Episcopalian members of the Washington elite to build political careers as self-styled, ranch-inhabiting Westerners who pray to Jesus in their wives' evangelical churches."

"In one vital respect, however, the comparison is deeply unfair to the current president: George W. Bush was a much better pilot."

ERMAHGERD!

Holy shit.

~Brian

Yeah, McMaverick crashed three planes.