Yo Momma jokes

[RaptorRandy]

yo momma is like a cheap air rifle, you can pump her alnight and never feel a thing

[RaptorRandy]

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meat in her 

[Colorado700R]

your momma's twat is so big she uses a full roll of paper towel as a tampon

[RaptorRandy]

Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth

[Colorado700R]

your momma snatch is like the Death Star, from the outside it's scary as hell, but it's always easy to get in

[RaptorRandy]

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts." 

[darkside94]

yo momma is so ugly in her birth film they blurred out her face and showed her vagina

[RaptorRandy]

Yo Mamma is so nasty, a skunk smelled her twat and passed out 

[Colorado700R]

your mommas so nasty she uses a firehouse as a douche dispenser

[kyledvor61]

yo mommas so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl

[RaptorRandy]

Yo Mamma is so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.

[RaptorRandy]

Yo Mamma is so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

[Peelz]

Yo momma dated Peels 

dat's right beyotches, I might be "yo daddy"

[kyledvor61]

Yo momma dated Peels 

dat's right beyotches, I might be "yo daddy"

i thought beaner was my daddy

[Peelz]

Yo momma dated Peels 

dat's right beyotches, I might be "yo daddy"

i thought beaner was my daddy

not sure I would advertise that!   That might explain you being dee-dee-dee