Yo Momma jokes

Started by Peelz, October 17, 2008, 04:42:42 PM

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#45
October 17, 2008, 09:15:45 PM
Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
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#46
October 17, 2008, 09:39:31 PM
Yo Mama's so hairy,you almost died of rug burn at birth




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#47
October 17, 2008, 09:44:43 PM
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
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#48
October 17, 2008, 09:45:05 PM
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

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#49
October 17, 2008, 09:48:28 PM
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh  :lol:




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#50
October 17, 2008, 09:49:44 PM
Quote from: RaptorRandy on October 17, 2008, 09:48:28 PM
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh  :lol:

:puke:           :rofl:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

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#51
October 17, 2008, 10:11:06 PM
Quote from: Peels660 on October 17, 2008, 09:49:44 PM
Quote from: RaptorRandy on October 17, 2008, 09:48:28 PM
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh  :lol:

:puke:           :rofl:




I really like that one   :lol:




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Lady4Fiddy

#52
October 27, 2008, 07:15:17 PM
Yo Mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Lady4Fiddy

#53
October 27, 2008, 07:18:08 PM
Yo Mama so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices!
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Lady4Fiddy

#54
October 27, 2008, 07:19:07 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Krandall

#55
October 27, 2008, 08:23:51 PM
yo mama..... IS FAT.


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Lady4Fiddy

#56
October 27, 2008, 08:46:00 PM
yo mama is so fat the army uses her panties as a parachute
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Lady4Fiddy

#57
October 27, 2008, 08:50:58 PM
yo mama so fat that she's got more Chin's than a Hong Kong phone book
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

BRAD

#58
October 27, 2008, 09:02:22 PM
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
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#59
October 27, 2008, 09:08:32 PM
yo mama so fat she swallowed an apple and it fell out her a$$ 2 seconds later.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D
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