Yo Momma jokes

Started by Peelz, October 17, 2008, 04:42:42 PM

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RaptorRandy

#15
October 17, 2008, 05:13:03 PM
 Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway  :lol:




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Peelz

#16
October 17, 2008, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: RaptorRandy on October 17, 2008, 05:13:03 PM
Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway  :lol:

:rofl:

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

RaptorRandy

#17
October 17, 2008, 05:17:12 PM
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"  :lol:




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Trust in the LORD with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
In all your ways acknowledge him,
And He shall direct your paths.

RaptorRandy

#18
October 17, 2008, 05:17:44 PM
Quote from: Peels660 on October 17, 2008, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: RaptorRandy on October 17, 2008, 05:13:03 PM
Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway  :lol:

:rofl:

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!


:rofl:




07 Aljo 199LTD toy box
99 F250 PSD

Trust in the LORD with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
In all your ways acknowledge him,
And He shall direct your paths.

Peelz

#19
October 17, 2008, 05:18:45 PM
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! :lol:
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

darkside94

#20
October 17, 2008, 05:21:25 PM
your momma's so fat whens shes mad
people say "looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the galaxy"
The grammatically challenged's punching bag.

Colorado700R

#21
October 17, 2008, 05:54:32 PM
Yo momma dated Peels  8)

RaptorRandy

#22
October 17, 2008, 05:54:53 PM
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!




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Trust in the LORD with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
In all your ways acknowledge him,
And He shall direct your paths.

darkside94

#23
October 17, 2008, 05:55:38 PM
Quote from: Colorado700R on October 17, 2008, 05:54:32 PM
Yo momma dated Peels  8)
yo momma so short she gets tea bagged by kyle
The grammatically challenged's punching bag.

RaptorRandy

#24
October 17, 2008, 05:57:10 PM
Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky  :lol:





07 Aljo 199LTD toy box
99 F250 PSD

Trust in the LORD with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
In all your ways acknowledge him,
And He shall direct your paths.

RaptorRandy

#25
October 17, 2008, 05:59:43 PM
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking  :rofl:




07 Aljo 199LTD toy box
99 F250 PSD

Trust in the LORD with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
In all your ways acknowledge him,
And He shall direct your paths.

RaptorRandy

#26
October 17, 2008, 06:00:51 PM
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise  :puke:




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Trust in the LORD with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
In all your ways acknowledge him,
And He shall direct your paths.

Colorado700R

#27
October 17, 2008, 06:02:33 PM
Your momma is so dumb when she broke up with your dady she sent him a John Deere letter  :confused:

RaptorRandy

#28
October 17, 2008, 06:06:11 PM
Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded  :rofl:




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Trust in the LORD with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
In all your ways acknowledge him,
And He shall direct your paths.

Colorado700R

#29
October 17, 2008, 06:25:46 PM
yo momma is like a cheap air rifle, you can pump her alnight and never feel a thing
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