Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X.IV

[Krandall]

According to the bible the antichrist will be a charismatic man with ties to the east and west will look to bring peace and plans to rebuild the temple.  Also pushing for a one world currency to be used by a body marking (mark of the beast).  So if Obama wants us to get chips planted so we don't have to carry cash I'm outta here.

No $hit. I remember reading that stuff too...freaky.Can you imagine the Bedlam that would ensue? I constantly worry about the volcano that is Yellowstone blowing up.   I have a plan though (my wife does'nt like it.) I call it:

"the vagina boat to salvation" I have a friend that owns a giant speedboat yacht on the mississippi. When Yellowstone blows, we will be boarding the boat to head south. There are but two requirements to board. You must have a vagina, and know how to clean a fish. Soon, all of humanity will look like me. And...know how to produce amphetamines.

I've read about the yellowstone thing.. you really think it's gonna blow?

[BRAD]

whats up guys? looks like socal is on a role about the end of the world today

[Flynbyu]

Yeah Yellowstone is a ticking time bomb. I watched a documentary on that on National Geographic.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

hey, preddy is being nice to RaptorRandy, you should worry too.

[BRAD]

hey, preddy is being nice to RaptorRandy, you should worry too.

i notcied that awhile back. they got something planned to screw all of us over

[Peelz]

Yes, someday who knows. I used to work nights. I would come home bored, (family sleeping)and watch documentaries. FIrst, I developed a fear of tornadoes, which has mostly passed, thankfully.. Then I got this fear of Yellowstone obliterating the US.    I no longer watch that sort of thing before I go to bed. The fears have been replaced by waaaaaay too much knowledge on the subjects.  I will have a few  hours to get moving to the southeast when It blows.
I'll be heading your way b-rad.

[BRAD]

oh shit meth production around here will sky rocket if you head over peels.

as long as you include me in on the profit i know a good hiding place for ya

[Flynbyu]

Your anus doesn't count.



~Brian

[BRAD]

Your anus doesn't count.



~Brian

asshole

[Peelz]

Your anus doesn't count.



~Brian

that might weaken the batch.

[Flynbyu]

This meth smells like shit!



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

it was bagged by two girls and one cup industries.

[Krandall]

I'll take 5 bags.

[BRAD]

just 5 Krandall. I figured you would be down for atleast 20 or so

[Krandall]

Sorry, gotta support the forum dealers I know.. But I also have to support the locals. kind of like girl scout cookies. gotta buy at least 1 box from each.