Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume X.IV

[Krandall]

10 to 11..... Bored outta my mind.

[Peelz]

I bartered it for a hand job.



~Brian

Brian snorts his off a hookers ass while driving his vette  :grin_nod:

But Preddy won't let him do that anymore, he said hanging his head out the window like a labrador was too demeaning 

[Flynbyu]

I bartered it for a hand job.



~Brian

Brian snorts his off a hookers ass while driving his vette  :grin_nod:

But Preddy won't let him do that anymore, he said hanging his head out the window like a labrador was too demeaning 

Smart ass.



Preddy does look good in heels.

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

Now don't get him all butt hurt, he'll quit the forum again.

[Flynbyu]

Nah, he loves this place now since Randy is back.



~Brian

[Colorado700R]

I bartered it for a hand job.



~Brian

Brian snorts his off a hookers ass while driving his vette  :grin_nod:

But Preddy won't let him do that anymore, he said hanging his head out the window like a labrador was too demeaning 

Smart ass.



Preddy does look good in heels.

~Brian

Smacking his ass and saying "KENZ rulz" really gets him going huh?

[socalrappy700]

Nah, he loves this place now since Randy is back.



~Brian

I have no idea why preddy is being so cool to Randy now.  Oh well, I hope it lasts.

[Flynbyu]

The planets are all in line now.

~Brian

[Peelz]

The planets are all in line now.

~Brian

the savior will be here soon....

[socalrappy700]

if the start talking about peace in the middle east and wanting to rebuild the temple I'm going to up my church time.

[Flynbyu]

if the start talking about peace in the middle east and wanting to rebuild the temple I'm going to up my church time.

That makes two of us.



~Brian

[socalrappy700]

I took a class at my old church in cali on the end times.  Really crazy stuff.

[Peelz]

Raptor Randy and Preddy are two of the horsemen of the Apocalypse?   Uh Oh!

"In case of Rapture, this forum will me unmanned hoppin' " I love those bumper stickers!

[socalrappy700]

According to the bible the antichrist will be a charismatic man with ties to the east and west will look to bring peace and plans to rebuild the temple.  Also pushing for a one world currency to be used by a body marking (mark of the beast).  So if Obama wants us to get chips planted so we don't have to carry cash I'm outta here.

[Peelz]

According to the bible the antichrist will be a charismatic man with ties to the east and west will look to bring peace and plans to rebuild the temple.  Also pushing for a one world currency to be used by a body marking (mark of the beast).  So if Obama wants us to get chips planted so we don't have to carry cash I'm outta here.

No $hit. I remember reading that stuff too...freaky.Can you imagine the Bedlam that would ensue? I constantly worry about the volcano that is Yellowstone blowing up.   I have a plan though (my wife does'nt like it.) I call it:

"the vagina boat to salvation" I have a friend that owns a giant speedboat yacht on the mississippi. When Yellowstone blows, we will be boarding the boat to head south. There are but two requirements to board. You must have a vagina, and know how to clean a fish. Soon, all of humanity will look like me. And...know how to produce amphetamines.