Post some good jokes here!!!!

[BRAD]

good one Busby

[Colorado700R]

How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?























































I don't care as long as I have my video camera 

[BRAD]

How many g/f's does it take to ruin one night







1

[darkside94]

How many g/f's does it take to beat your ass
1 

[Busby]

 :'( Sad thing is Brad I used to date a girl that everytime we went out she would ruin the evening, stopped taking her out in the end but still stayed with her as she gave good head 

[Busby]

MENOPAUSE JEWELRY                                                          
                                                                           
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,                           
  bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be                       
  able to monitor my moods.                                               
                                                                           
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it                         
   turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big                 
f'ng red mark on his forehead.                                         
                                                                           
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond     

[exentix]

  thats awesome

[BRAD]

how long does it take to bail yourself oughta trouble with the g/f??








who knows im always in trouble

[exentix]

  still in the dog house?!

[darkside94]

long as it takes to buy her some damn flowers asshole 

[BRAD]

long as it takes to buy her some damn flowers asshole 

flowers dont work with this girl. trust me i have already tried that one

[Busby]

long as it takes to buy her some damn flowers asshole 

flowers dont work with this girl. trust me i have already tried that one

Buy her some parts for the raptor then   

[Busby]

FINALLY, A BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.
She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What
does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your
picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and
handed it to the policewoman.

'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the
mirror, then
handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

[exentix]

  omfg! thats great! 

[BRAD]

long as it takes to buy her some damn flowers asshole 

flowers dont work with this girl. trust me i have already tried that one

Buy her some parts for the raptor then   

yeah maybe i can get her that piston and cam the she has been wanting for awhile now.