Post some good jokes here!!!!

[BRAD]

still in the dog house?!

yep still in the dog house

[darkside94]

damn time for an update model if flowers dont work 

[BRAD]

damn time for an update model if flowers dont work 

nah i will just pick her up from school tomorrow and make it upto her then.  if i dont get to go see her this evening

[darkside94]

well good luck and dont have any sharp objects near just in case lol

[BRAD]

well good luck and dont have any sharp objects near just in case lol

i'll prolly need it. and i removed all sharp things in the truck along time ago.

[darkside94]

make sure her hand doesnt get close to the rear view mirror
any and all thing can be used as a deadly weapon 

[Busby]

hell send a cab to pick her up it sounds like it would be safer 

[BRAD]

ok back to topic


3 nuns are in the shower. A ghost appears and flashes his dick and says "Hocus Pocus."  The nuns say "FERK hocus just pocus"

[Busby]

  damn haven't heard that one in a long time but a great joke.

[BRAD]

yea the g/f just sent it to me in a txt


Say ADDICTED after everything i say... drugs...alcohol...sex...what hit you in the mouth last night??

[darkside94]

hahah im tellin everyone that one 

[Busby]

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with GERD.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to GERD.

GERD recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah , that's me...'

GERD commented: 'Well , what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run without a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me , but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
GERD said , 'Ah , yes.'

'Well, ' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention!
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there, ' replied GERD , 'hold on.'
GERD went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and GERD read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, ' GERD said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are
riding my invention than yours'

[Busby]

 :'( I am sending that to everyone i know now

[Busby]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' Eight,'

the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him.

He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either

[BRAD]

all of these have came from the g/f

heres another

I heard you got robbed at gunpoint with 2 options: suck dick or give up your phone.


I see that you still have your phone cock sucker