Post some good jokes here!!!!

[ThisGuyAlex]

no biggy....put up a little tamer one

[socalrappy700]

no biggy....put up a little tamer one

Much better.  The first one made me think you drove around offering free candy. 

[Peelz]

no biggy....put up a little tamer one

Much better.  The first one made me think you drove around offering free candy. 

and in a cargo van with no windows.

[Peelz]

got a good one here:  (if it is offensive I'll remove it) insert favorite forum members names

RR34 and Kyledvor were riding their yfz's in the Cali desert, then they got lost, and ran out of gas. So, they left their quads and walked for a few hours until they came upon a Railroad track. So they figured "let's each go one way and one of us has to eventually find a town" so, they split ways. Kyledvor, after walking  all night, finally finds a town and catches a ride to go back for RR34. They finally find him... in good spirits, still walking. He says "you'll never believe what happened, I met this gorgeous woman, and we had sex all night." "Really", says kyledvor, "what did you do"? "man, we did everything", replies RR34. "well, did you have oral sex?" asks kyledvor. RR34 says: "well, no, I never did find her head"

RR's recent "adventures" made him the perfect candidate for this one. That, and they ride yfz's. :grin_nod:

[ThisGuyAlex]

it has windows...... ijust spray painted em black....

[Peelz]

name 2 things that are white, plastic, and dangerous to children.......


grocery bags and michael jackson

I missed that one...much better!

[ThisGuyAlex]

my life <-----greatest joke of all.....

[Colorado700R]

my life <-----greatest joke of all.....

I find myself a tragic comedy also 

[socalrappy700]

my life <-----greatest joke of all.....

Thats odd, I find it funny too.

[Peelz]

got a good one here:  (if it is offensive I'll remove it) insert favorite forum members names

RR34 and Kyledvor were riding their yfz's in the Cali desert, then they got lost, and ran out of gas. So, they left their quads and walked for a few hours until they came upon a Railroad track. So they figured "let's each go one way and one of us has to eventually find a town" so, they split ways. Kyledvor, after walking  all night, finally finds a town and catches a ride to go back for RR34. They finally find him... in good spirits, still walking. He says "you'll never believe what happened, I met this gorgeous woman, and we had sex all night." "Really", says kyledvor, "what did you do"? "man, we did everything", replies RR34. "well, did you have oral sex?" asks kyledvor. RR34 says: "well, no, I never did find her head"

RR's recent "adventures" made him the perfect candidate for this one. That, and they ride yfz's. :grin_nod:

I just told a female employee this one. She responded with the "how do you castrate a guy from arkansas" joke. 

[Peelz]

If these offend anybody, let me know...I will remove them.  ( I just heard them, so I had to share)

Q:  Why is the Camel known as the "Ship" of the desert?
A:  Because it is full of Arabic seamen. 

Q:  How do you know when an Arabic boy is now a man?
A:  he removes the diaper from his ass and puts it on his head.

first joke=priceless, second one, racist priceless as well-welcome to the site.

[exentix]

If these offend anybody, let me know...I will remove them.  ( I just heard them, so I had to share)

Q:  Why is the Camel known as the "Ship" of the desert?
A:  Because it is full of Arabic seamen. 

Q:  How do you know when an Arabic boy is now a man?
A:  he removes the diaper from his ass and puts it on his head.

lol that second one is pretty good 

and like peels said... welcome to the gayest site youll ever visit, i thought id be the one to warn ya lol

[Colorado700R]

Thought of the day...


If you could get a girl pregnant from Anal sex, would it be considered a crack baby or just another asshole 

[exentix]

Thought of the day...


If you could get a girl pregnant from Anal sex, would it be considered a crack baby or just another asshole 

things that make you go hmmmmm.....

[Langford]

Thought of the day...


If you could get a girl pregnant from Anal sex, would it be considered a crack baby or just another asshole 

LOL!  I will have to ask my girlfriend that tonight.


another one I just read:  "The Hungry Biker"

A crusty old biker with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride in the country,
walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $100.

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to
a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.