The story of Krandall's kids...

Started by Gunz, March 23, 2011, 08:47:49 PM

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Gunz

March 23, 2011, 08:47:49 PM Last Edit: March 23, 2011, 08:51:14 PM by 4gunz4x4z
Add a sentence and one sentence only!!!! :krandall:

Once upon a time in a cyborg operated hospital deep below Initech a woman was giving birth.


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Colorado700R

#1
March 24, 2011, 05:42:45 AM
Meanwhile, Randy was in the orderly closet blowing the janitor..

Peelz

#2
March 24, 2011, 09:18:20 AM
during his tryst in the closet, his wife gave birth to septuplets which oddly enough all looked like random raptor riders.
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

Lady4Fiddy

#3
March 24, 2011, 09:23:45 AM
he was so confused he dropped trow right there and started whipping himself with a stick.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

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#4
March 24, 2011, 10:38:39 AM
He whipped himself SO hard that he broke the skin and realized.....he too was a cyborg.


Lady4Fiddy

#5
March 24, 2011, 11:02:41 AM
He decided to walk in the birthing room to meet his septuplets, the first one he held he called Mandingo who proceeded to piss rainbows all over his face.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

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#6
March 24, 2011, 11:06:07 AM
It left a funny taste in his mouth which brought him back to reality, that it wasnt rainbow piss but the donkeys load expanding his cheeks.


Lady4Fiddy

#7
March 24, 2011, 11:15:13 AM
Just then a Unicorn stops in front of the birthing room door, he is completely mesmerized and is contemplating whether to stay and raise his septuplets or be whisked away on a magical unicorn ride...
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

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#8
March 24, 2011, 11:18:46 AM
but then the rainbow pissing Unicorn caught the eye of the evil :air: Zombie Unicorn.


Lady4Fiddy

#9
March 24, 2011, 11:34:57 AM
The rainbow pissing Unicorn and the Zombie Unicorn went on a feeding rampage in the birthing room eating the brains of all but one baby that was rescued by Dr, Faggot so they named the baby....
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

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#10
March 24, 2011, 12:00:29 PM
James Tiberious Kirk of the Dbl4 Fingered Romulous Klan  :clap:


Troy

#11
March 24, 2011, 01:10:36 PM
as a baby James would only stop crying if you gave him a pacifier, and it had to be put in his ass, much like his daddy was as a child.

Peelz

#12
March 24, 2011, 01:20:56 PM
THe Doctors were quite concerned about the estrogen levels in his system, so they did an exam, and after hours of examination, they did indeed find a penis.
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

Lady4Fiddy

#13
March 24, 2011, 01:28:17 PM
But to their surprise the penis was actually just the pacifier.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! >:D

Peelz

#14
March 24, 2011, 01:34:35 PM
SO after realizing their error in finding male reproductive organs, dr's concluded that krandall Jr was actually a perfect clone of his father.
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"

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