The story of Krandall's kids...

[THIS ASS FOR RENT]

And like the difficult path the baby kangaroo makes into the pouch, young James twisted and contorted until there was finally silence.

[Lady4Fiddy]

All of a sudden there was a the mothership of 2012 was there to confiscate the baby and father for anal probing, the father was so thrilled but the baby was so scared, Krandall resisted every urge to throw his rebellious child into the

[Peelz]

Just then, right before the explosion, Krandall noticed the child resembled Peels, and spared his life, for he must be "the One".

[Out Back Welding]

They escaped on the rainbow pissing unicorn.

[Lady4Fiddy]

And ended up in a forest of shrooms.

[THIS ASS FOR RENT]

as they rode away, krandall lifted the child and yelled ZZZZZIIIIIIMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[THIS ASS FOR RENT]

Young James turned, kicked Krandall in the face and said "MY NAME.....IS NEO!!!!"

[Peelz]

we knew the circle of life had been completed when the child flipped us the bird yelled "hakuna matata bitches"

[Troy]

Now young James is maturing and has to order his pacifiers from Adam and Eve under the "Big Toys" section.

[Peelz]

which is a good thing that daddy has a VIP account with them.

[THIS ASS FOR RENT]

Saddly the rainbow unicorn can see the future and knows how Young James will pass, just like David Carradine....swinging from a rope tied in two places.

[Troy]

But the unicorn also relays good news , young James will have many years to get man ass and recieve gang bangs from large black men, as he doesn't hang himself for another 62 years.

[Out Back Welding]

Then Krandall pulls out a.............LIGHTSABER!! and...

[Troy]

shoves it deep in his ass, severing most of his internal organs and turning his intestines into menudo...

[Colorado700R]

...twas a good death.