Today there was a "Full figured" lady riding on the back of a really small crotch rocket, with a very short skinny guy driving it. The guy in front of me in traffic told him his back tire was low while he was urgently trying to balance the bike at a stop light. The tire I have to admit was on the rim suggesting that it was low before he or she got on the machine. The nice lady on the back of the bike took this honest gesture the wrong way. She retaliated with sign language, body gestures, and profanity. The sign language and body language combined was enough to trigger the inevitable. Bike and riders went down. Much to my surprise the guy who offered the kind suggestion to the riders, "And got em effed for doing so", got out and tried to help them out.
The girl started yelling at the guy who was now out of his truck, while she was trying to recover from the fall.
He got back in his truck.
Told them to "Have a safe ride", and drove away as the light turned green. Like a BAWSS.
I wish that I could report that nobody got hurt, although that was clearly not the case.
As I drove by them, the female was throwing hay makers at her tiny boyfriend.
Looked back just in time to see the knockout punch land flush on his chin.
She dropped him like a bad habit in the middle of the intersection.
Gotta love Wyoming.
