Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

[Krandall]

I WANT THIS

http://wicnet.tumblr.com/post/29344803544/coppercosmonaut-game-of-thrones-risk-set

[Peelz]

GERD DAMMIT KRANDALL!

or geo...

whoever. 

[Krandall]

[Magz]

I was visiting a young friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, he said. 'I don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.'
I can tell you this: that stupid fly never knew what hit him!

[Magz]

read this  a while ago.......and thought it was genious.....
what you guys think?


"NEW SENIOR PROGRAM....
New Medicare Program

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Thats great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? Its the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what? "

[Peelz]

read this  a while ago.......and thought it was genious.....
what you guys think?


"NEW SENIOR PROGRAM....
New Medicare Program

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Thats great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? Its the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what? "

nothing about that is funny. 

truth is ridiculous. tempting.....kill someone...no more worries...except bout buttrape.. but youd get used to that I assume.

Krandall did. 

[Krandall]

Used to it? That makes it sound like at one point I didn't like it.....

dafuq

[Magz]

[dragonz]

this thread needs rescued from gheyness
Random whore alert!

[Krandall]

[Colorado700R]

 

[Krandall]

[Peelz]

all sortsa hump goin on up in here 

[Krandall]

[Peelz]

whales can fly!!!