Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV

[Krandall]

FREEEE WILLLYYYYYYY

[Peelz]

mah willy is as free as can be!

except on saturday nights

[Colorado700R]

Must be a sperm whale if it attracted you two

[Krandall]

for aaron

[Peelz]

I AM LITERALLY CRYING NOW 

[Colorado700R]

Peels' eharmony pic?

[Colorado700R]

[Colorado700R]

Randy in Arian heaven?

[Krandall]

[Colorado700R]

If Funyun and Phucker had a love child..

[Hefe]

[Krandall]

wasted.

[Magz]

my marrige story.....

When I was 18 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 23 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 27, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 30 and am looking for a girl with big boobs.

any takers.

[Krandall]

[Colorado700R]