Quad rider's Dictionary

[Peelz]

Ding-Ding Sling- Noun. Name of the tow rope used for the banshee when it inevitably breaks down.

oh my!!!!! I just laughed my ass off out loud at work!

[Colorado700R]

Shame Train noun. Raptor or any sport quad being towed home by a utility ATV.

[Colorado700R]

Lawn Dart Verb. The act of being launched of the quad in a ballistic profile. No arm flailing, but superman pose or eagle wing arm spread garnishes extra points.

[Colorado700R]

Ostrich- Verb. #1 postion of fail. Landing head first into the sand and maintianing that postion due to pain or shame but normally both. Usually the result of a Lawn Dart.  

[Colorado700R]

Enviromentalist- Any person that DOES NOT use quad fuel to light the camp fire. AKA: Hippie, Homosexual

[Colorado700R]

Achmed the ATV Terrorist- Proper Name. Any douche bag that comes to a designated OHV/ATV park or area and bitches about the noise, becuase they were dumb enough to bring an infant and park 3ft from the main access road to the dunes......"Silence!!!! I Keel you"

[Peelz]

el oh el!

[Colorado700R]

Gunny Pit- Noun. Any  treeshoot you can go down into but cannot make it back up becoming "trapped". And then must seek the help of fellow riders, and endure their constant harassment about it.

[Colorado700R]

Desperado-  Proper Noun. A Victim of a "Gunny Pit" that must hike through the sand to look for help like a Madmax "gulag" survivor

[Colorado700R]

Chili cookoff – Verb. Action of riding too fast towards, or "over cooking", a sharp ledge or cliff and simultaneously lock the brakes and shart yourself as you go over the edge.

See Dorito for Demonstration

[Hefe]

Shame Train noun. Raptor or any sport quad being towed home by a utility ATV.

MadDog is the engineer of this train!