Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIII

[Krandall]

^ homo

[Peelz]

^erectus

...as soon as he met preddy.

[Krandall]

I'm bored. but we're busy.

[Peelz]

the same.

[Krandall]

Well get to work slackass

[Peelz]

trying...

writing a song....

"I need a lover printer that won't drive me crazy"

[Krandall]

office space style peelz... that's all you gotta do.

[Peelz]

office space style peelz... that's all you gotta do.

SOMEDAY.....

[Krandall]

I'm not allowed to type about such things. for fear of people watching.

[Colorado700R]

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with
certainty the heaviest element known to science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88
deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass
of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can
be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally
take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead
undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will
promote many morons to become isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that
radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but
twice as many morons.

[Peelz]

^^^ lmao!!!!


oh good point randy

[Krandall]

their always watching peelz..

[Peelz]

"paranoia will destroy ya'"

[Krandall]

Hello fellas.

Anyone have any plans for the weekend?

[Peelz]

Hello fellas.

Anyone have any plans for the weekend?

wife is in vegas. Me and the boys just chillin'. Installing my new LED's, and a trip to Lowe's for some new projects.