Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIII

[funyun]

or is it bye gunz?

[Krandall]

Hai. definitely

[Peelz]

Must be busy if you ditch us for 5+ hours at a time.

will be gone again today

not so much busy as other people not doing their job.

[Krandall]

wtf. you see this whoring in progress?

[Peelz]

wtf. you see this whoring in progress?

priorities.....I'm trying

[funyun]

or is he?

[Krandall]

You're such a bad post whore. you'd have never cut it w/ the old crew.

[funyun]

You're so bad you cant cut it with the NEW crew 

[Peelz]

You're such a bad post whore. you'd have never cut it w/ the old crew.

not gay enough?

[Krandall]

So...

this weekend (saturday) we went tubing at a local hill. Rent an inner tube and go for 3 hours. hills were pretty fast. We had a solid group of 8 people. We'd wait for people to go down then run after them to attempt to run into them. Always fun. anyways. After a few successful runs. We were all up on top of the hill waiting and just BS'ing. this little girl comes up to one of my friends girlfriends..... and just starts freaking out how we ran into her friend and we better knock it off (this girl was Maaaayyyybeeeee 9 years old) So. she points out her friend.. We're like.. uhhh we never ran into him.. anywho.. day goes on. This little girl we noticed kept semi following us around.  Our group lined up and blazed down the hill once more Except one guy stayed back, and he watched this little girl run and jump on her tube, Attempting to run into us... wtf.... lol. S he goes after her the plan was to just whooosh past her and scare her a little bit I guess. Some how he ended up on the same path as her. She stopped at the bottom waaaay before you should stop and he's heading RIGHT at her.. He bails off the tube to miss her and she stands up and looks at him and goes..... "HA HA.. You missed me..."

my friend instantly retaliates... "I could have KILLED you!!"

I instantly bust out laughing.

so, we take the tow rope to the top of the hill. sitting up there bs'ing. all of a sudden out of no where. this guy comes up to our group and just starts cussing us out.  "What is your guy's f*ckin problem you f*ckin losers." I looked at him and said "WHAT are you talking about?"

"Oh, I heard you guys down there saying how you want to get some little 9 year old girl..."

my friend goes.. "Yea, that's cuz we're rapists and it's fun!"




I nearly pee'd myself!

Was pretty funny/crazy. Total family place, bunch of little kids around and this guy just dropping the F bomb left and right... Got a good chuckle out of it.

[Peelz]

Lol bullying little kids

[Krandall]

Yeah, pretty much

[Krandall]

Wife and I got 1 hour long massages yesterday.


Freaking awesome.

[Colorado700R]

did he give her a happy ending too?

[Krandall]

It was girl on girl for her.