Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IV

[Flynbyu]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

Okay, I'm done.

~Brian

[kyledvor61]

 

[LittleBuddha]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

Okay, I'm done.

~Brian

meow

[Peelz]

Oh yeah, I need to update you on the monster in law's Mexico trip.  Ready?  Sit down.  She got drunk.  Shocking.  Like out of action for a day and a half drunk.  Her son actually poked her 'cause he thought she was dead.  Unfortunately she wasn't.  So, her and the wife had to go to the Phx civic plaza to set up for a big show this weekend and guess what?  She couldn't go because she was drunk and fortunately for those of us living in the great Phx metro area her inter lock prevented somebody's death and/or injury.  She actually asked me over the phone if she could use my truck.  Yeah, here take my 2500HD and go really kill someone.  Bitch.  She get's the inter lock off in August so I'm taking odds right now.  Who wants in?  The bet is she won't make it to 09 without another DUI (her fourth).  Any takers?  I've got December 28th.  

I hope she doesn't take someone else down with her.

I had a boss one time that had the interlock on, had to get get him just to drive it in the shop.

[socalrappy700]

Oh yeah, I need to update you on the monster in law's Mexico trip.  Ready?  Sit down.  She got drunk.  Shocking.  Like out of action for a day and a half drunk.  Her son actually poked her 'cause he thought she was dead.  Unfortunately she wasn't.  So, her and the wife had to go to the Phx civic plaza to set up for a big show this weekend and guess what?  She couldn't go because she was drunk and fortunately for those of us living in the great Phx metro area her inter lock prevented somebody's death and/or injury.  She actually asked me over the phone if she could use my truck.  Yeah, here take my 2500HD and go really kill someone.  Bitch.  She get's the inter lock off in August so I'm taking odds right now.  Who wants in?  The bet is she won't make it to 09 without another DUI (her fourth).  Any takers?  I've got December 28th.  

Day after thanksgiving for me.

[Peelz]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

I know, just kidding, that last joke kinda made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

That's Aaron favorite joke.  He likes to pull the eyes back and make "him" look Thai too.    

laughing revenge of the nerds style at that one...

[Colorado700R]

Oh yeah, I need to update you on the monster in law's Mexico trip.  Ready?  Sit down.  She got drunk.  Shocking.  Like out of action for a day and a half drunk.  Her son actually poked her 'cause he thought she was dead.  Unfortunately she wasn't.  So, her and the wife had to go to the Phx civic plaza to set up for a big show this weekend and guess what?  She couldn't go because she was drunk and fortunately for those of us living in the great Phx metro area her inter lock prevented somebody's death and/or injury.  She actually asked me over the phone if she could use my truck.  Yeah, here take my 2500HD and go really kill someone.  Bitch.  She get's the inter lock off in August so I'm taking odds right now.  Who wants in?  The bet is she won't make it to 09 without another DUI (her fourth).  Any takers?  I've got December 28th. 

Day after thanksgiving for me.

I'm taking Labor day weekend 

[LittleBuddha]

Oh yeah, I need to update you on the monster in law's Mexico trip.  Ready?  Sit down.  She got drunk.  Shocking.  Like out of action for a day and a half drunk.  Her son actually poked her 'cause he thought she was dead.  Unfortunately she wasn't.  So, her and the wife had to go to the Phx civic plaza to set up for a big show this weekend and guess what?  She couldn't go because she was drunk and fortunately for those of us living in the great Phx metro area her inter lock prevented somebody's death and/or injury.  She actually asked me over the phone if she could use my truck.  Yeah, here take my 2500HD and go really kill someone.  Bitch.  She get's the inter lock off in August so I'm taking odds right now.  Who wants in?  The bet is she won't make it to 09 without another DUI (her fourth).  Any takers?  I've got December 28th.  

Day after thanksgiving for me.

Good call.  Noted.  

Unfortunately the Mooch was with me so I wasn't able to take her in the house and hold a fuckin' pillow over her face.  And she got a nice face full of deisel smoke when I left.  Bitch.

[Flynbyu]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

Okay, I'm done.

~Brian

meow

Here kitty kitty kitty.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Oh yeah, I need to update you on the monster in law's Mexico trip.  Ready?  Sit down.  She got drunk.  Shocking.  Like out of action for a day and a half drunk.  Her son actually poked her 'cause he thought she was dead.  Unfortunately she wasn't.  So, her and the wife had to go to the Phx civic plaza to set up for a big show this weekend and guess what?  She couldn't go because she was drunk and fortunately for those of us living in the great Phx metro area her inter lock prevented somebody's death and/or injury.  She actually asked me over the phone if she could use my truck.  Yeah, here take my 2500HD and go really kill someone.  Bitch.  She get's the inter lock off in August so I'm taking odds right now.  Who wants in?  The bet is she won't make it to 09 without another DUI (her fourth).  Any takers?  I've got December 28th. 

Day after thanksgiving for me.

I'm taking Labor day weekend 

That would be awesome.  If she gets another one here she'll go to prison for 4 months and she said dhe kill herself before she ever went to prison so one can only hope...

/crossing fingers

[Colorado700R]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

I know, just kidding, that last joke kinda made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

That's Aaron favorite joke.  He likes to pull the eyes back and make "him" look Thai too.   

I make you say "40 bot?"  too!!! 

[LittleBuddha]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

Okay, I'm done.

~Brian

meow

Here kitty kitty kitty.

~Brian

A little girl was in the shower with her dad and she looked at his penis and said "daddy when do I get one of those?" and the dad said "just as soon as your mom leaves for work."

/going to hell

[Peelz]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

I know, just kidding, that last joke kinda made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

That's Aaron favorite joke.  He likes to pull the eyes back and make "him" look Thai too.   

I make you say "40 bot?"  too!!! 

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

Okay, I'm done.

~Brian

meow

Here kitty kitty kitty.

~Brian

A little girl was in the shower with her dad and she looked at his penis and said "daddy when do I get one of those?" and the dad said "just as soon as your mom leaves for work."

/going to hell

[Flynbyu]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

Okay, I'm done.

~Brian

meow

Here kitty kitty kitty.

~Brian

A little girl was in the shower with her dad and she looked at his penis and said "daddy when do I get one of those?" and the dad said "just as soon as your mom leaves for work."

/going to hell

ERMAHGERD.

That was f*cking great.

Is that bad for me to laugh?

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

Okay, I'm done.

~Brian

meow

Here kitty kitty kitty.

~Brian

A little girl was in the shower with her dad and she looked at his penis and said "daddy when do I get one of those?" and the dad said "just as soon as your mom leaves for work."

/going to hell

ERMAHGERD.

That was f*cking great.

Is that bad for me to laugh?

~Brian

I know.  I felt dirty when I laughed the first time I heard it too.