Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume IV

[Flynbyu]

You just found a filter!

(I love incest)!



(Erich's Bitch)

I would totally rail my other neice.  She's got them nice vine ripened firm young girl titties.  I think she's 15 which is totally old enough for me.  If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!!!

Vine ripened?

Oh yeah!

We're down with kin on this side of the Mississippi.

(Erich's Bitch)

Filters are cool 

Yes they are, especially when you have the ability to change them!

~Brian

[Peelz]

"If they are old enough to crawl, they're in the right position"

(More of a theory in Kentucky though)

~Brian

That's why southerners do it doggie style.  So they both can watch Nascar.

winner and still champion.    new favorite joke!

[Colorado700R]

You just found a filter!

(I love incest)!



(Erich's Bitch)

I would totally rail my other neice.  She's got them nice vine ripened firm young girl titties.  I think she's 15 which is totally old enough for me.  If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!!!

Vine ripened?

Oh yeah!

We're down with kin on this side of the Mississippi.

(Erich's Bitch)

Filters are cool 

Yes they are, especially when you have the ability to change them!

~Brian

[kyledvor61]

"If they are old enough to crawl, they're in the right position"

(More of a theory in Kentucky though)

~Brian

[socalrappy700]

You just found a filter!

(I love incest)!



(Erich's Bitch)

I would totally rail my other neice.  She's got them nice vine ripened firm young girl titties.  I think she's 15 which is totally old enough for me.  If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!!!

Vine ripened?

Oh yeah!

We're down with kin on this side of the Mississippi.

(Erich's Bitch)

Filters are cool 

Yes they are, especially when you have the ability to change them!

~Brian

Play nice.  

[Peelz]

You just found a filter!

(I love incest)!



~Brian

LOL good shit

I would love to see Peels play guitar hero. Dragon force as hard as it gets!!! Cake walk!!!

just don't take the guitar apart before hand.

where have you been. I haven't had a good meth joke for a while.

my brother plays that gay ass game. Can't do it, I play guitar. anyway, it's backwards.

[Flynbyu]

"If they are old enough to crawl, they're in the right position"

(More of a theory in Kentucky though)

~Brian

That's why southerners do it doggie style.  So they both can watch Nascar.

winner and still champion.    new favorite joke!

You know what the advantage is of taking a shower with an eight year old girl?











You can slick her hair back and make her look like a 12 year old boy!





~Brian

[Peelz]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

[Colorado700R]

I don't thin text will get folks in trouble at work.  More concerned about pictures and such.

Aaron

[socalrappy700]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

[Peelz]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

I know, just kidding, that last joke kinda made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

[LittleBuddha]

Oh yeah, I need to update you on the monster in law's Mexico trip.  Ready?  Sit down.  She got drunk.  Shocking.  Like out of action for a day and a half drunk.  Her son actually poked her 'cause he thought she was dead.  Unfortunately she wasn't.  So, her and the wife had to go to the Phx civic plaza to set up for a big show this weekend and guess what?  She couldn't go because she was drunk and fortunately for those of us living in the great Phx metro area her inter lock prevented somebody's death and/or injury.  She actually asked me over the phone if she could use my truck.  Yeah, here take my 2500HD and go really kill someone.  Bitch.  She get's the inter lock off in August so I'm taking odds right now.  Who wants in?  The bet is she won't make it to 09 without another DUI (her fourth).  Any takers?  I've got December 28th.  

[preddy08]

"If they are old enough to crawl, they're in the right position"

(More of a theory in Kentucky though)

~Brian

That's why southerners do it doggie style.  So they both can watch Nascar.

winner and still champion.    new favorite joke!

You know what the advantage is of taking a shower with an eight year old girl?











You can slick her hair back and make her look like a 12 year old boy!





~Brian

Need to filter that joke out to say "I Brian jerk off in little girls gym bags"

[socalrappy700]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

I know, just kidding, that last joke kinda made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

Brian has that affect on people.

[LittleBuddha]

Brian, should we move this thread to VIP? I think it kinda got a bit ......N.....W......S.....

Its just a little rough today.  I think we can leave it here for now.

I know, just kidding, that last joke kinda made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

That's Aaron favorite joke.  He likes to pull the eyes back and make "him" look Thai too.