Kids say the damndest things....

[Krandall]

Not really a "Say" kinda thing. It was more actions lol.


So, yesterday we went to Lydia's brothers house an hour north of my parents place they have 4 kids.

9, 7, 2.5, and 10mo's


We were going outside to play and the 2.5 year old walks out w/ me and goes... I have to go to the bathroom. The bathroom in the house is down stairs and a bit far from us. So I tell him go outside and we'll find a tree. I put on my shoes walk out the door... Where you walk out, its a deck w/ about 10 stairs going down. He's standing at the top, pants down swaying back and forth spraying all of the stairs w/ pee... I busted out laughing!


Then a couple hours later. We're down in the basement playing w/ nerf footballs. He says again. I have to go to the bathroom, and he wanted me to turn on the light for him. So I go in. Turn on the light he pulls down his pants points his butt at me looks over his shoulder and goes    *smooch smooch*

About died!

[Peelz]

my kids whiz out of their treehouse all the time Aidan taught Colin that neat little trick. But hey, If I am not changing diapers, I'm not f**king caring where the whiz goes

[Hefe]

my cousins decided to see who could pee furthest down the stairs!

my aunt is a ocd clean freak..

she was not impressed with the boys!

[Peelz]

Almost forgot: we got the kids a few things for easter...candy and stuff. Aidan wakes up and just walks right past it. Colin gets up and gets us out of bed. We told him to tell his brother that the easter bunny came. So he goes out to the fam room and tells him.

Aidan responds in an oblivious teenage voice "yeah...yeah..... yeah...Jeezus died on the cross yeah I know, I know"

then goes back to watching Spongebob.

[Hefe]

damn peels

step aside and wait for the lightning to hit him

[Peelz]

damn peels

step aside and wait for the lightning to hit him

guess he got his dad's ability to believe in things. 

[Hefe]

he will go far, blind faith is for suckers!

[Peelz]

LOL!

maybe you should watch out for the lightning.

[Hefe]

next 4 days supposed to rain here, I better watch out!

[Peelz]

I have the all time winner here:

We were at a  BBQ last night at Mom's and my 3 year old niece had to go to the bathroom....

My sister told her to cop a squat ouot in the grass Just Kidding...so she does....

Aidan, 7 now, says "Dad, why didn't you tell me girls pee out their butts"?

OMFG I am not sure I have ever laughed so hard.....

Also...on vacation aboard the plane to LA, I told him that planes go really fast. BUt the capt, about 3/4 of the way there, announces what time we should land. And how long the flight was going to take in total.

Aidan again, super Loud: "I thought you said planes were fast Dad!" I reply "they are son, like 500mph fast"

then why aren't we there, you lied"

I love that boy.

[Krandall]

I spent the weekend w/ lydias family this weekend. 6 kids total. 3 year old comes up to me...

"Randy......... RANDY......"

What Joey?



"Randy..... I've got a secret......"


Joey, not now I'm busy....



"RANDY... I'VE GOT A SECRET!!!"




Okay joey what is it..?




he comes up close and says

"Weiner"



I seriously laughed out loud!

[Lady4Fiddy]

HA HA! 

[Peelz]

so now Aidan has developed a slight obsession with weather. Makes me look at radar if rain is imminent.

had some nasty rain the other day. he asks "dad, is it going to be red, green, or yellow?" referring to the radar image.

"only green, maybe a little yellow." i replied.

"good, dad, cuz red sucks!!!!" 

could he be talking about raptors?

jk pat, kinda.

[Lady4Fiddy]

cute story

[Spartan]

so now Aidan has developed a slight obsession with weather. Makes me look at radar if rain is imminent.

had some nasty rain the other day. he asks "dad, is it going to be red, green, or yellow?" referring to the radar image.

"only green, maybe a little yellow." i replied.

"good, dad, cuz red sucks!!!!" 

could he be talking about raptors?

jk pat, kinda.

and

Damn kids