Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[BRAD]

Granted. But you never sleep again.





I wish spring break lasted longer

[Peelz]

Granted, but you still spend the entire vacation with male prostitutes in Guadalajara. Enjoy


I wish it was June already

[Krandall]

Granted.. Let the A$$ Raping commence. 


I wish people on my floor would shut up. There's some stupid gathering about 20' away.. about 20 people there chit chatting.

[Peelz]

Granted, they disperse before finishing subject, and it is dropped.
Subject: How awesome you are and how you should get a raise. Sorry.


I wish 5:00 would speed the f**k up!

[disco]

Granted.  5:00 came and went, now you are stuck in traffic and you ain't getting paid for it.

I wish I had a license to kill like James Bond.   

[FoundArealQuad]

Granted, you are the new 008, but 009 is faster and you end up dead.


I wish it was Friday

[Peelz]

Granted, your new work schedule is Friday through Tuesday.

I wish I could sneak outta here today.

[Krandall]

Granted. But Lumberg spots you and says... "Yeaaaaaaah. You're gonna have to come in on saturday"


I wish I could figure out why I have this nervous feeling.

[Peelz]

Granted, you rememeber taking a pill Peels sent you.

I wish I would have stayed in for lunch, now I have no motivation.

[Colorado700R]

Granted, you rememeber taking a pill Peels sent you.

I wish I would have stayed in for lunch, now I have no motivation.

Granted, but your boss watched you goof off on RS all day and fired you.  Rappy Repo in route !!!


I wish Peels was a meth head.   

[FoundArealQuad]

Granted, nothing has changed

I wish I didn't have to go to work at 0400

[Peelz]

Granted, be in at 3.


I wish I could stay home today.


and shut up Krandall

[Krandall]

Granted, be in at 3.


I wish I could stay home today.


and shut up Krandall

why do you say shut up krandall?


Granted. but you are called in due to a printer fire.

I wish mainframe issues would go away!

[Flynbyu]

Granted....you now get the blue screen of death.



I wish I would win the lottery tonight.

~Brian

[Peelz]

Granted, be in at 3.


I wish I could stay home today.


and shut up Krandall

why do you say shut up krandall?


Granted. but you are called in due to a printer fire.

I wish mainframe issues would go away!

ummmm, oops, I meant Colorado.


Brian:  Granted, crash vette en route to cash in winnings. Rich, but dead.



I wish I could bust out early today.