Corrupt a Wish *FORUM GAME*

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you think of an ass right at the last second, and find yourself in the large colon of a supermodel.

I wish stupid people would stop pulling on the door that says "use other door"

~Brian

[Oilfield_Mafia]

Granted.. now they wonder around aimlessly in the parking lot..



I wish I wasnt hungry right now

[FoundArealQuad]

Granted, but the only thing you have to eat is rice cakes



I wish I could have went riding today

[Krandall]

Granted.. You get to ride behind bert.

I wish I had more time to ride the rappy today.

[Peelz]

Granted, but your wife makes you sell it Monday.



I wish the plumbing in our house hadn't been done by morons.

[FoundArealQuad]

Granted, but instead of morons the Jerry's kids did it




I wish that my wires don't melt on my duals today

[Segkast]

Granted..... though it's too bad about the rod you're gonna put through the case....

I wish the Damn Yami shop was open on at least Sunday OR Monday...

[Danny T]

granted, but its a stealership, and you get raped with no vaseline


i wish my HMF carbon fiber sells for 450 so i can buy dmc duals:)

[kyledvor61]

Granted, but you buy my subframe instead 

I wish my farts would stop smelling so bad

[FoundArealQuad]

Granted, but the Doctor tells you that one of your gerbils died in your ass


I wish the Viking don't sign Micheal Vick

[Out Back Welding]

granted, vick has to move in with u cuss hes broke now

wish i didnt have to work tomarrow

[Segkast]

Granted, let me know how the line at the unemployment office is 

Wish my piston/crank were installed already 

[Peelz]

Granted, but you accidentaly installed 01 gears in your tranny, Crunch!!!!. LOL


I wish the weekend wasn't over.

[FoundArealQuad]

Granted, but instead of riding your Raptor all weekend you have to Ride an Outlaw



I wish I didn't have to run 5 miles this morning

[Flynbyu]

Granted, but you are being chased, and you have a kilo of Columbian bam bam on you.

I wish my eyes weren't burning today.

~Brian