Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVI

[Krandall]

Thats crazy

welcome to the AM whorin crew

[Krandall]

damn. I'll stick w/ my drunk nights once a month. Glad you guys are better.

Its good you can learn from our mistakes.  I still say you bring down Lydia for her 21st.

We've already got it planned out. She wants a hollywood style cocktail party. I'm trying to persuade her to have the girls in lingerie. :grin_nod:

[Sand84]

Thats crazy

welcome to the AM whorin crew

for the day

[socalrappy700]

thats odd, I never heard of that one.  Or at least I can't remember it.  I'll check it out.  

All I think about is the steam rooms, I'm not going back to that shit again.

It is THE best book.  I really think you'd like it. 

We had a native american counselor, he blessed Sheilah's wedding ring  , and I did about five sweat lodges.  Holy crap.  I did one on a friday the 13th full moon and that shit was off the hook hot. 

No thanks, i'll stay away from the sweat lodges....reminds me of rehab too much.  But I'm sure theirs don't smell like a mix of shit and puke.

Yeah, no shit and puke.  I'm helping my friend Sarah's B/F.  That kid had a BAC of .54 when he checked into rehab.  They were like, you need to go to the hospital.  NOW.  He spent a week in the hospital detoxing.  He's going to my guy now.

.54 and he wasn't dead?! He should consider himself lucky! wow..

You might be an alcoholic if...

Yeah, I was pretty shocked.  Makes my .22 look like child's play.   

You get some real skills when you go pro.

When I relapsed in Mexico, I'd make sure there was a beer available in the morning because I'd have the shakes so bad.  I could barely drink it 'cause I was shakin' so bad.  Then once I drank it I was good.  Those were the days.

damn I remember those days.  The first week in rehab was hell.  Thats when I found out the human body can puke, piss and shit all in the same moment.  I couldn't stop shaking to get out of my own mess.

[BRAD]

Thats crazy

welcome to the AM whorin crew

the AM whores

[socalrappy700]

damn. I'll stick w/ my drunk nights once a month. Glad you guys are better.

Its good you can learn from our mistakes.  I still say you bring down Lydia for her 21st.

We've already got it planned out. She wants a hollywood style cocktail party. I'm trying to persuade her to have the girls in lingerie. :grin_nod:

Do you have a big enough place?  And when is the big day?

[Krandall]

Thats crazy

welcome to the AM whorin crew

for the day

You working the early shift or off today?

[Krandall]

damn. I'll stick w/ my drunk nights once a month. Glad you guys are better.

Its good you can learn from our mistakes.  I still say you bring down Lydia for her 21st.

We've already got it planned out. She wants a hollywood style cocktail party. I'm trying to persuade her to have the girls in lingerie. :grin_nod:

Do you have a big enough place?  And when is the big day?

Yeah, weve got quite a bit of room. biggest number of people was 15 and we had room for more still.

[socalrappy700]

damn. I'll stick w/ my drunk nights once a month. Glad you guys are better.

Its good you can learn from our mistakes.  I still say you bring down Lydia for her 21st.

We've already got it planned out. She wants a hollywood style cocktail party. I'm trying to persuade her to have the girls in lingerie. :grin_nod:

Do you have a big enough place?  And when is the big day?

Yeah, weve got quite a bit of room. biggest number of people was 15 and we had room for more still.

must be nice.  We're packed into our little place, but its all we could find on short notice. 

[Sand84]

Thats crazy

welcome to the AM whorin crew

for the day

You working the early shift or off today?

Neither I cant sleep..  Fighting with the GF

[LittleBuddha]

thats odd, I never heard of that one.  Or at least I can't remember it.  I'll check it out.  

All I think about is the steam rooms, I'm not going back to that shit again.

It is THE best book.  I really think you'd like it. 

We had a native american counselor, he blessed Sheilah's wedding ring  , and I did about five sweat lodges.  Holy crap.  I did one on a friday the 13th full moon and that shit was off the hook hot. 

No thanks, i'll stay away from the sweat lodges....reminds me of rehab too much.  But I'm sure theirs don't smell like a mix of shit and puke.

Yeah, no shit and puke.  I'm helping my friend Sarah's B/F.  That kid had a BAC of .54 when he checked into rehab.  They were like, you need to go to the hospital.  NOW.  He spent a week in the hospital detoxing.  He's going to my guy now.

.54 and he wasn't dead?! He should consider himself lucky! wow..

You might be an alcoholic if...

Yeah, I was pretty shocked.  Makes my .22 look like child's play.   

You get some real skills when you go pro.

When I relapsed in Mexico, I'd make sure there was a beer available in the morning because I'd have the shakes so bad.  I could barely drink it 'cause I was shakin' so bad.  Then once I drank it I was good.  Those were the days.

damn I remember those days.  The first week in rehab was hell.  Thats when I found out the human body can puke, piss and shit all in the same moment.  I couldn't stop shaking to get out of my own mess.

My last drunk was Halloween night '98 and I had an out of body experience.  I watched myself drive the porcelin bus and I thought, that's disgusting.  That's where people put their ass to shit.  That was it for me.  Well, a lot of other shit too, but that was it, I was done.

And thanks everybody for the props.  Mark Twain said, no one is useless, you can always serve as a bad example.  I lived by that.  

[socalrappy700]

+1

don't be like buddha and socal.

[LittleBuddha]

+1

don't be like buddha and socal.

I couldn't have said it better myself. 

Looky...

[socalrappy700]

fu*k and you

[Peelz]

Again, well done. I got sick as hell new years 3 yrs ago. Never again. Just the casual drink now. No more blowouts. There is more to life.  

+1

don't be like buddha and socal.

that is a good point, regardless of vices.