Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XVI

[Peelz]

Hope she's feeling better soon, Brad.

Hey buddha, you watch the Simpsons? Noticed your avatar. Recent episode spent a fair amount of time portraying Abe Lincoln as a homo. Hilarious! Ralphy is my favorite character. I have a sticker of that same picture on my Ibanez.

I watch more Family Guy now, but the Simpsons will always be my favorite.  I had a shirt with my avatar pic on it and my wife got rid of it.  Bitch.  Ralph is my favorite character too.  That's unpossible.  

I picture Brian as Ralph when he was young. "leprechauns tell me to burn things"

Family Guy is hilarious. Stopped watching most of the time, 5 year old pays too close attention to what they are saying.

yeah, that does suck.  But for now Owen just likes the bright colors.

Be careful, the epiphany where you realize he has been paying attention is shocking...yet hysterical.

Yeah, when the Mooch went full mount and started raining blows I realized that I probably shouldn't have let her watch UFC.  

+1

[Krandall]

thats odd, I never heard of that one.  Or at least I can't remember it.  I'll check it out.  

All I think about is the steam rooms, I'm not going back to that shit again.

It is THE best book.  I really think you'd like it. 

We had a native american counselor, he blessed Sheilah's wedding ring  , and I did about five sweat lodges.  Holy crap.  I did one on a friday the 13th full moon and that shit was off the hook hot. 

No thanks, i'll stay away from the sweat lodges....reminds me of rehab too much.  But I'm sure theirs don't smell like a mix of shit and puke.

Yeah, no shit and puke.  I'm helping my friend Sarah's B/F.  That kid had a BAC of .54 when he checked into rehab.  They were like, you need to go to the hospital.  NOW.  He spent a week in the hospital detoxing.  He's going to my guy now.

.54 and he wasn't dead?! He should consider himself lucky! wow..

[LittleBuddha]

thats odd, I never heard of that one.  Or at least I can't remember it.  I'll check it out.  

All I think about is the steam rooms, I'm not going back to that shit again.

It is THE best book.  I really think you'd like it. 

We had a native american counselor, he blessed Sheilah's wedding ring  , and I did about five sweat lodges.  Holy crap.  I did one on a friday the 13th full moon and that shit was off the hook hot. 

No thanks, i'll stay away from the sweat lodges....reminds me of rehab too much.  But I'm sure theirs don't smell like a mix of shit and puke.

Yeah, no shit and puke.  I'm helping my friend Sarah's B/F.  That kid had a BAC of .54 when he checked into rehab.  They were like, you need to go to the hospital.  NOW.  He spent a week in the hospital detoxing.  He's going to my guy now.

.54 and he wasn't dead?! He should consider himself lucky! wow..

You might be an alcoholic if...

Yeah, I was pretty shocked.  Makes my .22 look like child's play.   

[LittleBuddha]

Hope she's feeling better soon, Brad.

Hey buddha, you watch the Simpsons? Noticed your avatar. Recent episode spent a fair amount of time portraying Abe Lincoln as a homo. Hilarious! Ralphy is my favorite character. I have a sticker of that same picture on my Ibanez.

I watch more Family Guy now, but the Simpsons will always be my favorite.  I had a shirt with my avatar pic on it and my wife got rid of it.  Bitch.  Ralph is my favorite character too.  That's unpossible.  

I picture Brian as Ralph when he was young. "leprechauns tell me to burn things"

Family Guy is hilarious. Stopped watching most of the time, 5 year old pays too close attention to what they are saying.

yeah, that does suck.  But for now Owen just likes the bright colors.

Be careful, the epiphany where you realize he has been paying attention is shocking...yet hysterical.

Yeah, when the Mooch went full mount and started raining blows I realized that I probably shouldn't have let her watch UFC.  

+1

I told the wife that she's going to the Lion's Den when she turns four.   

[BRAD]

thats odd, I never heard of that one.  Or at least I can't remember it.  I'll check it out.  

All I think about is the steam rooms, I'm not going back to that shit again.

It is THE best book.  I really think you'd like it. 

We had a native american counselor, he blessed Sheilah's wedding ring  , and I did about five sweat lodges.  Holy crap.  I did one on a friday the 13th full moon and that shit was off the hook hot. 

No thanks, i'll stay away from the sweat lodges....reminds me of rehab too much.  But I'm sure theirs don't smell like a mix of shit and puke.

Yeah, no shit and puke.  I'm helping my friend Sarah's B/F.  That kid had a BAC of .54 when he checked into rehab.  They were like, you need to go to the hospital.  NOW.  He spent a week in the hospital detoxing.  He's going to my guy now.

.54 and he wasn't dead?! He should consider himself lucky! wow..

how much and how long had the guy been drinking at the time to get a level that high??

[socalrappy700]

thats odd, I never heard of that one.  Or at least I can't remember it.  I'll check it out.  

All I think about is the steam rooms, I'm not going back to that shit again.

It is THE best book.  I really think you'd like it. 

We had a native american counselor, he blessed Sheilah's wedding ring  , and I did about five sweat lodges.  Holy crap.  I did one on a friday the 13th full moon and that shit was off the hook hot. 

No thanks, i'll stay away from the sweat lodges....reminds me of rehab too much.  But I'm sure theirs don't smell like a mix of shit and puke.

Yeah, no shit and puke.  I'm helping my friend Sarah's B/F.  That kid had a BAC of .54 when he checked into rehab.  They were like, you need to go to the hospital.  NOW.  He spent a week in the hospital detoxing.  He's going to my guy now.

.54 and he wasn't dead?! He should consider himself lucky! wow..

You might be an alcoholic if...

Yeah, I was pretty shocked.  Makes my .22 look like child's play.   

You get some real skills when you go pro.

[Sand84]

Thats crazy

[LittleBuddha]

thats odd, I never heard of that one.  Or at least I can't remember it.  I'll check it out.  

All I think about is the steam rooms, I'm not going back to that shit again.

It is THE best book.  I really think you'd like it. 

We had a native american counselor, he blessed Sheilah's wedding ring  , and I did about five sweat lodges.  Holy crap.  I did one on a friday the 13th full moon and that shit was off the hook hot. 

No thanks, i'll stay away from the sweat lodges....reminds me of rehab too much.  But I'm sure theirs don't smell like a mix of shit and puke.

Yeah, no shit and puke.  I'm helping my friend Sarah's B/F.  That kid had a BAC of .54 when he checked into rehab.  They were like, you need to go to the hospital.  NOW.  He spent a week in the hospital detoxing.  He's going to my guy now.

.54 and he wasn't dead?! He should consider himself lucky! wow..

how much and how long had the guy been drinking at the time to get a level that high??

He had been drinking for years, but he knew he was going to rehab so he mashed the pedal.  That level would kill a non pro for sure. 

[LittleBuddha]

thats odd, I never heard of that one.  Or at least I can't remember it.  I'll check it out.  

All I think about is the steam rooms, I'm not going back to that shit again.

It is THE best book.  I really think you'd like it. 

We had a native american counselor, he blessed Sheilah's wedding ring  , and I did about five sweat lodges.  Holy crap.  I did one on a friday the 13th full moon and that shit was off the hook hot. 

No thanks, i'll stay away from the sweat lodges....reminds me of rehab too much.  But I'm sure theirs don't smell like a mix of shit and puke.

Yeah, no shit and puke.  I'm helping my friend Sarah's B/F.  That kid had a BAC of .54 when he checked into rehab.  They were like, you need to go to the hospital.  NOW.  He spent a week in the hospital detoxing.  He's going to my guy now.

.54 and he wasn't dead?! He should consider himself lucky! wow..

You might be an alcoholic if...

Yeah, I was pretty shocked.  Makes my .22 look like child's play.   

You get some real skills when you go pro.

When I relapsed in Mexico, I'd make sure there was a beer available in the morning because I'd have the shakes so bad.  I could barely drink it 'cause I was shakin' so bad.  Then once I drank it I was good.  Those were the days.

[Peelz]

thats odd, I never heard of that one.  Or at least I can't remember it.  I'll check it out.  

All I think about is the steam rooms, I'm not going back to that shit again.

It is THE best book.  I really think you'd like it. 

We had a native american counselor, he blessed Sheilah's wedding ring  , and I did about five sweat lodges.  Holy crap.  I did one on a friday the 13th full moon and that shit was off the hook hot. 

No thanks, i'll stay away from the sweat lodges....reminds me of rehab too much.  But I'm sure theirs don't smell like a mix of shit and puke.

Yeah, no shit and puke.  I'm helping my friend Sarah's B/F.  That kid had a BAC of .54 when he checked into rehab.  They were like, you need to go to the hospital.  NOW.  He spent a week in the hospital detoxing.  He's going to my guy now.

.54 and he wasn't dead?! He should consider himself lucky! wow..

You might be an alcoholic if...

Yeah, I was pretty shocked.  Makes my .22 look like child's play.   

One of my service techs nearly killed himself recently. Got his new job, got on the wagon, which was tough to watch. 3 days of convulsions. Then fell off with a bang. Came to work tipsy, and was escorted out. Apparently this fueled his "rock-bottom" Next thing I know, we were taking him to detox. .32. He hadn't eaten in days. Messed himself up pretty bad. Stomach has irreparable damage. He has to remember to eat, does'nt feel hunger anymore. He is doing much better. They let him keep his job. So far doing it with only our support, no groups.  I worry about the guy alot, though. Family doesn't seem to care. Oh..and he is a gun-nut.  

Yeah we could watch this guy shake really bad. It was frightening. Has to have medication for it, now.

[BRAD]

hey guys head to my truck wheels thread in the Chevy section and give me some opinions on wheels.

[Krandall]

damn. I'll stick w/ my drunk nights once a month. Glad you guys are better.

[BRAD]

damn. I'll stick w/ my drunk nights once a month. Glad you guys are better.

yeah me to. good job gettin cleaned up guys

[Peelz]

damn. I'll stick w/ my drunk nights once a month. Glad you guys are better.

yeah me to. good job gettin cleaned up guys

me 3. I have seen people struggling. Hats off to you guys.

[socalrappy700]

damn. I'll stick w/ my drunk nights once a month. Glad you guys are better.

Its good you can learn from our mistakes.  I still say you bring down Lydia for her 21st.