Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XV

[Flynbyu]

Apparently the percentage I receive didn't exceed my monthly salary. Things will be a little tighter at my house this next month. The vacation fund won't get any money, and I won't be out spending any money.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

Can you turn a wrench?  I'll shit can the Silverback and give you a job.  We're busier than Aaron in a bath house.  

[Colorado700R]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

FERK that, you need to come out here and help me blow shit up  

[LittleBuddha]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

F  ck that, you need to come out here and help me blow shit up  

Blow shit up?  Where do I sign up?   

[Colorado700R]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

F  ck that, you need to come out here and help me blow shit up  

Blow shit up?  Where do I sign up?   

I mean explosives, not inflatable sheep 

[Krandall]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

F  ck that, you need to come out here and help me blow shit up  

Blow shit up?  Where do I sign up?   

+1  Do we get to help choose targets too? I have a list compiling,.

[socalrappy700]

Apparently the percentage I receive didn't exceed my monthly salary. Things will be a little tighter at my house this next month. The vacation fund won't get any money, and I won't be out spending any money.

~Brian

Is there anyway you can check that.  I would want to know they are not f'in me.

[Peelz]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

F  ck that, you need to come out here and help me blow shit up  

Blow shit up?  Where do I sign up?   

I mean explosives, not inflatable sheep 

LIAR

[Colorado700R]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

F  ck that, you need to come out here and help me blow shit up  

Blow shit up?  Where do I sign up?   

I mean explosives, not inflatable sheep 

LIAR

If there were sheep involved, you'd already be working here 

[Flynbyu]

I needed a laugh, thanks.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

F  ck that, you need to come out here and help me blow shit up  

Blow shit up?  Where do I sign up?   

I mean explosives, not inflatable sheep 

This coming from the guy that was in the Navy.   

[Colorado700R]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

F  ck that, you need to come out here and help me blow shit up  

Blow shit up?  Where do I sign up?   

I mean explosives, not inflatable sheep 

This coming from the guy that was in the Navy.   

You never met a camel you didn't love like

[LittleBuddha]

Well, after working two weeks with no day off, and being expected to work as much as possible, I received the ultimate insult yesterday.

No paycheck.

That's right, in my five years at this store, I was paid no comission. I get a weekly check, and a percentage of what the store does at the end of the month. So, needless to say, I'm going to be in a shitty mood for th rest of the month at work. I'll be taking my time off, and you can kiss extra effort right out of the f*cking window.

~Brian

F  ck that, you need to come out here and help me blow shit up  

Blow shit up?  Where do I sign up?   

I mean explosives, not inflatable sheep 

This coming from the guy that was in the Navy.   

You never met a camel you didn't love like

Camels, sheep, and sailors oh my...   

[Flynbyu]

Apparently the percentage I receive didn't exceed my monthly salary. Things will be a little tighter at my house this next month. The vacation fund won't get any money, and I won't be out spending any money.

~Brian

Is there anyway you can check that.  I would want to know they are not f'in me.

I can pull a gross report, and do the math.

I've already started pulling one.

~Brian

[LittleBuddha]

Apparently the percentage I receive didn't exceed my monthly salary. Things will be a little tighter at my house this next month. The vacation fund won't get any money, and I won't be out spending any money.

~Brian

Is there anyway you can check that.  I would want to know they are not f'in me.

I can pull a gross report, and do the math.

I've already started pulling one.

~Brian

Fight the power.