Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XII

[Krandall]

Oct 2 1935

Italy invades Ethiopia!




They act like it was hard.....

[Colorado700R]

Oct 2 1871

Mormon prophet Brigham Young is arrested for cohabitating with a 16-year-old girl.

So lets name a school after him.   

+1 

You should see the shit list of the things that guy did.  It blows my mind that people are all for that "religion".

Funny thing is in my expierence, Mormons have been by far my coolest neighbors.  Friendly, helpful, always offering me the spare wife for the evening 

[Krandall]

our old mormon neighbors were really quiet. They did own a wallaby 

[socalrappy700]

Oct 2 1871

Mormon prophet Brigham Young is arrested for cohabitating with a 16-year-old girl.

So lets name a school after him.   

+1 

You should see the shit list of the things that guy did.  It blows my mind that people are all for that "religion".

Funny thing is in my expierence, Mormons have been by far my coolest neighbors.  Friendly, helpful, always offering me the spare wife for the evening 

Totally agree.  But the people that clipped off their nuts and waited for the mothership were really nice too.

[Krandall]

kind of like those heavens gate weirdos.

"The suicides were conducted in shifts, and the remaining members of the group cleaned up after each prior group's death"

I'd be in the last group.. "no no.. go ahead of me..." YEA I'll do it......


5 mins later after they've taken the pills.. SUCKER! 

[Krandall]

DuckTales talking about inflation. pretty good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_LWQQrpSc4&fed

[Krandall]

where my ho's at? 

[Colorado700R]

hollar!!

[socalrappy700]

Its just one of those days, work is nuts.

[Krandall]

Everyone must be busy today.

f*CK.. another call... leave me the F*CK ALONE!!!

[Colorado700R]

Everyone must be busy today.

f*CK.. another call... leave me the F*CK ALONE!!!

"Yes, Mr. Orvis?"....."This is Bill from the third floor, we seem to have a problem with your TPS reports, didn't you get the memo?"




Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[Krandall]

"PC Load Letter.... What the FERK does that mean?"

[Colorado700R]

"PC Load Letter.... What the F ck does that mean?"

"This things lucky I'm not armed" 

[DECEPTiON21]

"Are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports done today?"
"Nah, I don't really feel like it. I have a meeting with the Bobs in a minute, so why don't you go on and come back later."
"Ok Peter, good talk. We'll have this desk fixed up for you real quick."

[Colorado700R]

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? "